Hello, ladies & gentlemen! Yeah, I decided to write a crossover Atlantis/Scrubs. The storyteller is JD and I was trying to think like him and to write as , there it is!

But let me explain first. In this universe "ATLE: Milo's Return" didn't happen.

Another perfect day in a hospital...Well, I was working for Sacred Heart almost 4 years. Every day Cox started the conversation with me the same phrase. Carla and Turk were married, I lived in Elliot's flat with her.

I thought that it would be the same day but when I entered, Kelso was shouting on everyone and everything about one important person. Exactly, two.

" And you, doctor Dorian..."

Who, me? Wait, he will say about me a lot of pleasant things. Oh, thank you...

"I'LL FIRE YOU! Did you understand, doctor Dorian?"

Wait, fire me?

"Excuse me, sir, but I don't understand. Why will you fire me?"

Don't look at me like hungry wolf, Kelso. Oh, shit, he's gone.

" Hey, Carla, where's Turk?" asked I.

"Jd, he's doing an operation. Or to be exact, he's assisting Dr. Sweet."

"Wait, you wanna say Sweet?"

Arghhhh! I wanna meet with him! He's not only a doctor, he was like a god to all doctors. He was surgeon, pediatrician...He, he... Oh man, he's goin'! Don't look like silly, Jd! You'll do it, man! Yeah, you'll do it! He's standing in front of me!

"You are looking...hmmm... perfect, ."

"Thank you, Mr..."

"John Dorian. But my friends call me Jd."

"Hey, sweetie, wait a minute!" told Cox. Not now Perry! Not now!

"Nice to meet ya, Jd"

Yes, he said it! I'll remember this day forever!

"Judie!"

No, no, no! Don't kill me, Perry! Arghhhhhh! Why do you take me to my hand and...No, I wanna stay here!

"Hey, babe, listen to me. Kelso gave me the history of patient who was operated by your god, . Hey, do you listen to me?"

He's a perfect doctor... What? Yes,Dr. Cox, I saw your face every year, every day... What's he sayin'?

" And I'm not gonna look after him because today's evening I'll watch a match. And you, newbie, will look after him."

"Yes, yes, how can you miss the match..."

"Right answer! And the winner is Judie! He will sit with new patient. Oh my god, how I love this place."

And laugh. Ha-ha, how funny. But I'll sit with patient who was operated by Sweet and Turk. Isn't it wonderful?

IT'S HIM?Hmph...

"Hello, my name is doctor Dorian and I'll be your doctor, Mr..."

What's his name? Santorini...I heard it on news... Shit, he woke up!

"Who are you?"

"Are you Italian?"

"Hey, don't ya see?"

"Really, I don't see."

He's muttering something on Italian. He's Italian! Pizza!

"You know, I like pizza and I like Italy. Once I..."

"Who are you and where's Sweet?"

He's in touch with Sweet. Oh yeah, man, today's your day!

"Look, I am your doctor..."

"Listen to me, girl, I don't believe ya."

Girl?I'm not a...

"Bravo! I like this guy. Judie, he's my patient with this minute."

What?

"Oh great."

Today's not my day...

"Turk! My chocolate bear!"

"Jd!I was assisting! Sweet was here!" He started to dance. He always dance when won.

"And you know, he said that I'll be a great surgeon!"

"My congratulations! By the way, did he tell ya who's that guy? He asked about Sweet like he is his friend"

"What are you talking about? Ask him, Jd! He's your patient."

"No, Cox took him back."

Cox's coming and he's angry!

"He...He...Oh, God, tell me why do you hate me?"

" Maybe, you don't believe in him?"

"Listen, you, my girl, he told me about dynamite and TNT and I knew more about making boom!"

"Then give me back him."

"Ah-ah, no, no and one more no."

"Why?"

"He's the same opinion with about you."

What? I spent him more than 10th minutes and he's the same opinion about me with Cox? I like that guy.

"Oh look, ladies, who's talking with ."

What did Kelso forget there?

We were watching how Kelso talked with this Italian boy.

"Hello, Mr. Santorini. My name is Bob Kelso but you can call me Bob. I'm the head of this hospital and we'll do everything you want."

"Thanks, Bob. And now make one my wish. Turn to me back, and to the hall turn face."

Kelso is surprised. Very interesting, what he wanna do with Kelso?

"Good boy. And now let me tell ya something. What have you just drank? "

Wait, how did he know...Oh, a wet grown.

"Am..."

"Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything except, maybe, just praying."

"I don't believe in God"

"It's not good because you drank nitroglycerine. I'll said ya when you can move."

"Ha-ha..." said Cox and started to laugh because he saw Kelso at this situation at first time. "I love that guy. I love that guy so much that I will go away from Jordan and marry this Italian. And I'll born him children."

"It's impossible, Perry"... but I would try...

"I know that, Judie. But maybe did you born children? No? How pity."

That guy will make Cox crazy.

Five hours later all hospital and all workers knew about our new patient. Perry every minute was near Santorini , joking about everyone and everything. Kelso after an hour of standing as a statue, wanted to eat and went to hospital's café where was a mini-cake's day. Turk and I were standing and looking how Cox was trying to make friends with Santorini.

"Turk, listen, have you seen him on TV?"

"Whom, him? No, no"

When Cox went out from chamber, he said:

"Well, ladies, I must go. I'll away for one hour. "

What do you mean Perry? You wanna that we must stay with him.

"And I must warn you: don't play on his nerves. He doesn't like it."

We entered and saw Italian boy flirting with Carla. Oh my God, Turk, Turk, calm down!

"Woman, what're you doin' here? Flirt with this man on husband's eyes? How dare you!"

"Call me, Vinny. I gave you my number" said Carla and when she was almost at hall, she turned to him and said:

"Arghh, my tiger."

"Yep, I'll call you. "

And he's smiling?When Carla went out, Turk started:

"Hey, listen, you… I…I…"

He looked at us. Oh shit, his smile... He's so… Oh, Jd, you're not a gay! I'm not a gay! He's so cute!

"Hey, boys, are you gays?"

"We're…We're not gays." said Turk and I at one moment.

"Oh, oh, oh… Guys, you're looking like gays. " What?

"Mr. Santorini, we're not gays. Yes, Turk?Turk?"

Where is he? Oh, damn, he ran away.

"Listen, Mr. Santorini, when will you stop joke about me and Turk?"

Oh no, don't look at me! You don't look? Hey man, I'm here!

"Dr. Dorian, I'm glad that you're glad that you saw Sweet, the famous doctor who is also is surgeon. And you wanna me to give ya a mobile number? "

Did you read my thoughts? I like this guy!

"The answer is no. Understood?"

"Yes."

Sometimes when you met a famous person you can't understand why he's so rude to the others. But when I turned on TV in the evening, I understood one thing:

"Yesterday Mr. Santorini, the owner of his restaurants and flower shops disappeared after a car crash. Anyone who know where he is, will be rewarded."

"Oh shit…"

He didn't wanna see all this. He wanted to be a usual man.

That's it! R&R!