Did someone say DD relationship USUK? No? Well I wrote one anyway ;)

In which Alfred finds himself a nice little punishment generator and Arthur quickly realises he despises said nice little punishment generator (which you can find by searching for animeotk punishment generator on google)

For those unaware, DD (Domestic Discipline) is a completely consensual type of relationship, which, in general (as it is completely open to the interpretation of the couple involved), involves one dominant (head of household/HoH) and one submissive (taken in hand/TiH) partner, who engage in structured (and although a punishment, often safe-worded) disciplinary procedures, based on the compliance of clear and agreed on rules.

This fanfiction contains the punishment (including spanking) of an adult in a non-sexual situation, though does include non-descriptive nudity.

So, read at own risk, and enjoy!

I do not own Hetalia

Arthur huffed as he stared at the ceiling, lying on his back on his large double bed with his arms crossed. His hangover had only barely begun to ebb, and although Alfred had taken good care of him all morning, bringing him cups of tea and painkillers, Arthur had spent the entire time dreading the punishment he knew would come as soon as Alfred thought him well enough.

His previous night's instructions had been clear – he had been allowed out to a pub with some work colleagues, and had been given no curfew, but he was under no circumstances allowed to get anything more than tipsy.

Of course, Arthur failed spectacularly at this (simple to some) challenge, and he had arrived home five hours later barely able to stand for more than two minutes at a time.

Besides from Alfred being somewhere between amused and annoyed, and himself throwing up in the toilet before passing out, he didn't remember much between his eighth shot of vodka and waking up at 12 pm with a pounding headache, but he was pretty sure he had been aware of his rule breaking the entire time, and possibly admitting that to Alfred would be the hardest task of the day – or, he thought, as his husband's surprisingly excited face appeared at the bedroom door – maybe not.

Arthur sat up and sighed sighed, "What's with that face - what on earth have you got planned?" he asked with one eyebrow raised.

Alfred excitedly (and precariously) waved his laptop around in the air and grinned, "I think I found something that might make things more interesting, check it!" he thrust the laptop into Arthur's lap and plopped down on the bed next to him.

Arthur stared at the screen in front of him, which displayed a form entitled "~Random Punishment Selector~", allowing the filling in of the name of both the spanker and the spankee, the reason for punishment, and various other options, including the severity of the punishment, the spanking implements and positions to be chosen from, the number of different implements to be used in the session, and the required number of "extra punishments". Arthur frowned and turned to look sceptically at Alfred.

"Hey, don't give me that look, it could be great! See, I already filled it out!" Alfred pointed to the laptop.

Arthur looked to the form again and saw that Alfred had indeed filled it out, having added in their names, ticked the boxes of the spanking implements they owned, selected all the possible positions, selected the three states of dress which included him having his ass bare ("bare bottom", "naked from the waist down" or "fully naked", to Arthur's dismay) and ticked all the "extra punishments" possible for them to carry out. Arthur frowned at the page, looking unsure.

"What's so wrong with you just picking a punishment?" he asked.

"Nothing really, it's just so much more interesting when even I don't know what will happen! Don't look so sceptical, look – random number of swats, random number of extra punishments...this could end up turning out really good for you!" Alfred enthused.

"Yeah, or it could turn out really, really bad," Arthur grumbled.

"True, but if you really don't like it, we can run it again to get new results," Alfred suggested.

Arthur seemed to chew on this for a moment before nodding, "Okay, I suppose we can try it," he agreed, although still apprehensive (though, he would be apprehensive for any punishment anyway).

Alfred stared at his husband for a moment, before taking the small man's chin in his hands and looking into his eyes, trying to read his expression, "You sure, babe? I don't want to force you into anything,"

Arthur nodded, "I'm sure,"

Alfred perked up immediately, "Great!" he kissed Arthur on the head, "You're a good boy," he smiled, "...well, usually, else we wouldn't be here," he winked at Arthur before pulling the laptop onto his own lap.

"Ready for me to press the button?" Alfred asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be, I guess," Arthur replied.

Alfred took the mouse from Arthur and scrolled to the bottom of the form, hitting the button entitled "let the punishment begin".

A new page loaded, displaying Arthur's punishment:

Punishment Certificate

This certificate dictates that Arthur, for the reason of disobeying orders, will receive the following punishment

Three sets of spankings.
Set One: 57 swats with a strap and Arthur laying on the bed
Set Two: 60 swats with a bath brush and Arthur bent over a chair
Set Three: 47 swats with a wooden spoon and Arthur over the knee.
These spankings will be carried out with Arthur's bottom bare

In addition, Arthur will receive the following extra punishments:
A mouth soaping before the spanking. No rinsing until after.
14 minutes with a ginger fig inserted
160 written lines of the spanker's choosing
7 day(s) of bedtime spankings

Arthur sighed...he supposed it could have been worse...possibly...probably not.