Chapter One: Red Head in Kansas

Note: before you people go crazy, this is my idea (and my friends) of what KH would be like if it took place in Wizard of Oz. Yeah, I just did that play at school. And yes, Toto is a heartless.

''Toto! Toto! Where are you?" Kairi yelled, running around the old Kansas barn.

"HISSSSSSSSSSS!" yelled a shadow heartless. Kairi picked it up and hugged it.

"Oh that crabby old Ursula! She didn't hurt you, did she? She must be the meanest old witch I ever saw! Let's go tell Auntie Yuffie and Uncle Squall!"

"Auntie Yuffie! Uncle Squall!" Kairi yelled. They were sitting down on a bench, working through a box of peep candies.

"Don't even bother us! Go talk to the nuts!" Squall yelled.

Kairi pouted off to the barn. Toto followed after her. Her blue dress swayed in the breeze. The breeze was awfully strong today…

Sora, Donald, and Goofy were repairing a bench. Kairi came up behind them, crying. They turned and looked at her, then went back to work.

"Oh Sora! Ursula tried to kill Toto!" Kairi cried.

"Well, use your brains and don't go anywhere near her house/cave, and she won't bug Toto!" Sora said, continuing his work.

Donald and Goofy didn't want to say anything. They continued their work quietly. Kairi frowned at them, giving chills up their backs. The shuddered and continued their work.

"Dorothy! I mean, Kairi! Come out here a second!" Auntie Yuffie called from outside. Kairi ran outside to see what was the matter, and Ursula was sitting on the bench next to Auntie Yuffie and Uncle Squall. Kairi frowned at she sat down next to them.

"Now Ursula, what were you saying?" Uncle Squall said, eager to get her off of his farm.

"That heartless is a menace to the community! It can steal your heart and then eat you! Plus, it stole my eel's heart! It's a menace to the community and deserves to be destroyed!" Ursula yelled in a fury.

"Oh that's not true! He's a good heartless! I even trained him to not steal hearts! Auntie Yuffie, Uncle Squall, you won't let her take him, will you?"

"Uh, actually, she got some paper thingy from the sheriff that says she can take him. Sorry Kairi. Just let Toto go." Uncle Squall said. Hm, he actually seemed kinda happy saying that.

"Alright. Let's go." Ursula said. She picked up Toto and put him in a basket.

Sora, Donald, and Goofy came into the room. Kairi dashed after Toto, only to be stopped by them.

"Oh, I thought you were my friends!" Kairi said, tears in her eyes.

"Well, I am. I'm still not sure about the 'sorry excuses for anthro.'" Sora said.

"AUG! SORA! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, NOT BETRAY ME!" Kairi screamed. She stomped out to the street and left. Sora scratched his head. Jeez, Kairi was a brat.

Um...yeah, that's chapter 1. If you know the story of the Wizard of Oz really well, this will be very entertaining. I am currently writing the next chapters. I like reviews and comments. And if there's a spelling error, feel free to tell me! With that said, i'm off to writing more! Tralalalala! And i finished writing my other fanfic, but i lost it. So give me time to continue that one too!