Author's note:
Well here you go; this is my next story which unlike the others isn't humor. It also contains my original character Gyokudan so if you don't like OC's you might not like this story as Gyokudan is one of the main characters.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Whatever.
Chapter 1: Gyokudan
Two men were walking down a dirt road.
"Always with the longass sealing crap, I mean we were doing that shit for six days! Six fucking days! Couldn't our great leader think of a faster way to do that shit!?" One of the men said.
"If the sealing is rushed there's a possibility the demon could break free and the statue would crumble releasing the rest. The time it takes is worth the safety." The taller one explained.
"Tch, you have an answer for everything don't you? Half the damn time I bet you're making that shit up!"
"Just shut up, you're more annoying than my last partner."
"Then it's a good thing I'm so much stronger than you."
The taller one was about to reply, about to attack the other, when-
"Hidan, everyone knows that you're a weak, pathetic, retard incapable of the simplest task." A lone man said as he approached the two. He was tall, with black hair and carried a scythe on his back.
Where did he come from? I didn't even sense him. Kakuzu thought. "Who the hell are you?"
"Relax stitches, he's a friend." And with that Hidan went up to the person and the two started to shake hands.
But before there hands got halfway to the other they quickly pulled them back to their scythes and got ready to bisect the other. However the stranger was quicker and he had brought his scythe around and cut Hidan in half before his hand even reached his weapons handle.
"Ow fuck! That hurts like hell you motherfucker!" Hidan screamed. "Gyokudan you old prick, what the fuck!?"
"You know it's a typical Jashinite greeting, I thought you'd be expecting it." The newly named Gyokudan said. "I actually thought you might've gotten faster since I last saw you but that isn't true. You're still a slow pathetic retard."
"Heh, ain't that the truth." Kakuzu said.
"Oi, was I talking to you asshole?" Gyokudan said to Kakuzu. "I don't believe you were part of our conversation you rude little bitch."
"What did you just say?" Kakuzu growled out his anger boiling over.
"Will both of you fucks relax!? And sew me back together Kakuzu ya prick!"
A short while later
"So Gyokudan here was the one who introduced you to Jashinism,? Well at least now I have someone to blame."
"Don't mock the religion, I'll kill you." Gyokudan said.
"Oh just calm down, seriously man."
"Whatever, I have to say though that I was surprised to find out that you were apart of an S-class criminal organization. You were always so incompetent."
"He still is."
"Fuck you!"
"Heh, well either way it's the reason that you're in this 'Akatsuki' that I tracked you down."
"What do you wan't with Akatsuki?" Kakuzu asked.
"I was getting to that you impatient bastard!"
"Call me a bastard again-
"Oh for Jasin's sake just stop! You guys are fucking horrible!"
"Whatever." Both said at the same time. Gyokudan then reached out his hand to Kakuzu.
"I guess I might as well be as friendly as possible, after all I'll be seeing a lot of you guys now. Hopefully."
"Fine." Kakuzu said as he shook hands with Gyokudan.
But at the moment their hands connected Kakuzu felt his blood run cold. This man he was shaking hands with had evil rolling off him in waves, whereas Hidan radiated death and had a destructive wake, Gyokudan felt like pure, cold evil. To Kakuzu it was like shaking hands with the devil himself. Finally the shake broke.
What…. What was that? It was like being face to face with evil incarnate.
"Hey something the matter……. Kakuzu-kun?" Gyokudan said with a smirk on his face. His deep violet eyes glowing.
"It's nothing." Kakuzu replied trying not to shiver.
"Well then I can get on with what I was saying before. I want you two to take me to whoever the hell runs this little gang of yours. I have a proposition for him. I'm certain he'll be intrigued."
"Well shit then, lets contact ring eyes and get you to him."
"Thanks Hidan-chan."
"I told you never to call me that again! Fuck you……… Kakuzu hurry your ass up."
"Huh? Yeah sure." Kakuzu replied still deep in thought about Gyokudan.
As Kakuzu was left to contact Pein Gyokudan said he needed to speak with Hidan in private.
"It's been too long Hidan." Gyokudan said.
"Yeah well you don't look any different. So who can tell. I bet you've gotten better using the secret arts too?"
" Of course, the secret arts are one of Jashin-sama's greatest gifts, immortality, of course, being his greatest gift. It's unfortunate that his light has diminished so much."
"Fuck that! I'll make sure everyone knows about Jashinism even if I have to stab it into them!"
"Out of all of my accolades you were the most devote. It makes me wonder if I'll be able to convince you."
"Convince me about what?"
"Hidan…….. What is your knowledge of Ikichism?"
The End For Now
What does Gyokudan want with the Akatsuki and what is this Ikichism?
Next up Chapter 2: Ikichism
Chapter two and on will hopefully be longer.
How are you enjoying my first non-comedy so far?
And yeah the fighting will start in chapter 3 so just hang tight if that's what you're waing for.
And also I am going to describe Gyokudan's appearance.
He is tall about an inch or two more than Kakuzu, he is wearing a jet black robe similar in looks to the Akatsuki cloak and he wears it similar to Hidan with it partially opened and some of his chest showing, he is wearing grey pant's underneath it. He is fairly broad-shouldered. He has jet black hair slicked back in the same fashion as Hidan (Being Gyokudan's student Hidan copied his looks) he has deep violet colored eyes. And last but not least he carries a single bladed scythe on his back.