Disclaimers: I don't own Fruits Basket, only Tanaka Sey the reporter.
This I created just for fun, the idea I'm not sure how I got... you see this sort of thing often on the TV, the actors being interviewed, perhaps that's how I got it?
Summary: Tanaka Sey is a reporter who works for a famous magazine called "Shooting Star," she is a huge fan of the TV series Fruits Basket and gets a chance to interview the actors. How it turns out is for you to read.
Warning: It contains my sick and twisted humor and the characters being MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR OOC.
Interview I - Sohma Yuki aka Hasikawa Aki
Tanaka Sey glanced at herself for the last time in the mirror, you look fine! she told herself. She sniffed, what was that disgusting smell? Ah! She had forgotten to put on her deodorant. Hastily she reached for it in her purse and put it on. Much, much better, thank you!
OK, time to stop fooling around; it was time for her interview with the gorgeous actor Sohma Yuki (or Hasikawa Aki, his real name).
She walked pass the studio and saw Honda Tohru and Sohma Shigure doing a scene; she marveled at this, it was a dream coming true! She loved Fruits Basket it was her favorite show of all time.
She raised her right hand and knocked on Yuki, no Aki's door. Hmm, no answer, she tried one more time, this time knocking harder.
"Yeah..." she heard a muffled voice saying through the door.
"It is Tanaka Sey the reporter, I am here to, well, interview you." She could feel her heart beating with excitement; she loved Sohma Yuki so much (well she loved everyone if Fruits Basket, but what the hell, Yuki was part of 'everyone')!
"Come in..." She opened the door and gasped, Yuki, no Aki was lying on the floor with only his underwear on, what was going on?! She blushed and turned around but couldn't help peeking.
"Ehm, should I go out and let you dress?" she said with embarrassment.
"Hmm...?" he mumbled with his eyes closed. My, he truly was pretty boy! But why was he acting this way?!
"Hello are you there?" She turned around and poked him in the chest, and what fine chest!
He opened one eye and gasped, "who the hell are you?!" he cried. Sey backed startled. What did he mean, 'who was I'?!
"I'm the reporter Tanaka Sey, dammit! I am here for an interview!"
He closed his eyes again, "yeah, that's right... ask away..." She sat down on the only chair she found in the room. What was with this man?!
"Shouldn't you put on some clothes?"
He waved with his hand. "Nah, this... is more comfortable..." He was not at all like Sohma Yuki in Fruits Basket, what a huge disappointment!
Hmm, not that she minded him being almost naked. She should have brought a camera with her!
"Uh, OK..." She reached for her pad and pen in her purse. "So..." Was he sleeping? She poked him again in the chest.
"Sup..." he mumbled. Eh?! She ignored this.
"So... I believe that gray hair is not your natural color, could you tell me what it is?" It felt rather funny, she was sitting down in a chair and he was just lying on the floor... What would people think if they saw this?
He suddenly sat up, his hair messy. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!" She gasped at his sudden verbal attack.
NOTE: Possible brain damage.
"What the hell is the matter with you?! I am here for an interview for the thousandth time you IDIOT!"
He blinked and smiled. "Oh, that's right... So, ask away..." he yawned. She looked disturbed at him.
NOTE: On drugs?
"What is your true hair color?"
He scratched his right cheek thoughtfully. "You mean hair on my... head?" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No, she meant the hair on his feet!
"Yes..."
"Eh... I think it was brown, just... brown..." he rubbed his eyes and stood up.
She couldn't help blushing, how she wanted to touch that fine piece of meat.
"You also played Kaoru Miki in Revolutionary Girl Utena which role do you prefer?" He reached for something on that enormous make up table and she saw it was cigarettes. He lit one and started smoking.
"Uh... Yeah, that's right. Hah hah... Totally forgot about Miki..." He blew out some smoke. He shrugged. "I guess I prefer Yuki since I can't really remember that much of Miki..." She blinked hard startled, well at least he looked good.
NOTE: Looks - yes, brain - not certain.
"All right.... So how is your relationship with Honda Tohru in real life?" God, wouldn't he stop smoking? The smell was killing her.
"Fine I guess... "He shrugged yet again and when his cigarette was finished he lit another one.
"Could you develop that?"
He sat down on the make up table and studied his reflection.
"Uh, well she's OK; don't talk so often with each other... She doesn't like me that much I think..." he said while still admiring himself in the mirror. He seemed mesmerized by himself.
"Oh, how about Sohma Kyo?"
NOTE: A bit (very?) dense.
He was now finished with his second cigarette and stretched out his arms while yawning.
"He's OK, a bit of a wuzz though..." He put a gum in his mouth and started chewing loudly, she smelled mint.
"How is it to work with your brother who plays your guardian Shigure?" She chewed on her pen while looking at him, he wasn't really what she had expected but she still admired him.
"My bro? I don't know..." he shrugged yet again. "He's just my... brother..." Really? What a reasonable explanation, that told her just about everything (sarcasm).
"So-"
He raised his left hand. "Just a moment." He reached for his cell phone and dialed someone. "Fanta," he hung up after saying that. "Yeah?"
"So tell me about your hobbies." Before he answered someone opened the door, it was a middle aged female carrying a drink, she handed it to him (she didn't seem bothered at all that he was only wearing his underwear). He took it and waved her away.
NOTE: Lazy and impolite.
He sipped on his Fanta and burped loudly. She tried to remain her calm expression but found it hard to do so.
"Hobbies? Hmm... I guess smoking, sleeping, and reading por- uh, car magazines."
NOTE: Knows at certain times when to stop himself.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" He spit out his gum which was still in his mouth and it missed the trash can. He seemed to notice her disgusted expression. "Uh, don't worry; someone will clean it up later you know..."
NOTE: Sloppy.
"Uhm, OK, could you please answer my question now." He sneezed unexpected right in her face. "UGH!"
"...Sorry," he handed her a tissue. Sey dried her face furiously.
NOTE: Has no good manners what so ever!
"Just answer my question," she said with clenched teeth.
"Yeah... that's right... No, don't have a girlfriend at the moment... dumped her like... two days ago I think." Poor thing.
Someone knocked on the door and it opened.
"Hasikawa san it is time for you to enter the set."
Hasikawa Aki nodded.
"Be there..."
Sey bowed to him.
"Thank you for lending me some of your free time."
He stared at her with blank eyes. "Huh?"
NOTE: Possible hearing problem.
"Thank you for lending me some of your free time," she almost hissed.
"Uhm, yeah, you're welcome..."
Tanaka Sey went outside and sighed, that was not at all what she'd expected it to be.
Hmm, well no time to rest, it was time for an interview with the actor who played Sohma Momiji. But before she went to him she needed to wash her face... She shuddered, true she admired Hasikawa Aki, but she was not that desperate of a fan to get his spit on her.
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Want me to continue? Review. (There is really no meaning to continue this if nobody doesn't like it).
Some might wonder where I get the "real" names from; I simply alter the voice actors' names. It will be the same with the rest if I continue. Other than that the voice actors have nothing else to do with this (I might 'borrow' some role that they've played, so it will seem like the "actor" that is interviewed have played those in "reality".) Confused? Eh, I can't explain it better than that.
I have no idea how the real voice actors act in real life.
Yuki's voice actor is Hisakawa Aya. Aki I got from Ayashi no Ceres since the main character's name is Aya and her twin brother Aki. In Hisakawa I just changed 'i' and 'a'.
I truly enjoyed writing it and I hoped some readers felt the same about reading it.