Title: Merbs And Milkshakes Don't Mix

Genre: Humor

Rating: T for language

Characters/Pairing(s): Stork, Finn, Junko, Aerrow, Piper/ jokingly-implied Junko X Finn

Summary: The Storm Hawks learn that it's never good to allow Merbs to drink milkshakes.

Finn - "Damn, Stork! That's your fifth milkshake already!"

Stork- "Yesss...they taste...so goddamn good..."

Junko - "WHO SAID YOU COULD GIVE HIM MY MILKSHAKES, YOU BITCH!"

Finn - "Calm down, Junkie! I'll repay you with a little...VISIT...tonight! Okay?"

Junko - "Umm...'kay..."

Stork - "H-H-HAW HAW HAW! YOU GUYS ARE NOOBS! GA HA HA HA!!"

Finn - "Damn! Stork's gone coo-coo in the choo-choo!"

Stork - "...You say one more fuckin' crack like that, AND YOU DIE!"

Junko - "God! You guys are so annoying. I need some beer..."

Stork - "YAY! YOU HAVE GAY HAIR! YOU HAVE GAY HAIR!"

Finn - "MY HAIR IS NATURALLY BLOND, MAN! NATURALLY BLOND!"

Piper - "What the hell are you morons up to?"

Finn - "Stork drank all of Junko's milkshakes and is now on edge!"

Stork - "HEY, HEY! ARE YOU A DYKE?"

Piper - "No."

Stork - "A LESBIAN?"

Piper - "No."

Stork - "A SHE-MAN?"

Piper - "No."

Stork - "THEN WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA?"

Piper - "I'm a girl, you stupid friggin' retard!"

Stork - "Please, you're about as straight as a wet noodle! I bet you look up gay pr0n all the time, you disgusting bitch!"

Piper - "I...AM...GONNA...KILL YOU!!!!"

Stork - "No matter how much you yell, you can't cover up what you did with Lark last night. I saw it..."

Piper - "GGRRRRR..."

Finn - "Calm down! CALM DOWN, WOMAN! HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF! HE'S LOST ALL CONCEPT OF RATIONAL THOUGHT!"

Stork - "You don't have boobs either, you fuckin' man whore! You even have a man's face!"

Piper - "GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Stork - "STOP STRANGLING ME! STOP STRANGLING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Finn - "HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! ...This is awesome..."

Aerrow - "HEY! I'M TRYING TO FUCK UP RADARR HERE AND - What are you guys doing?"

Finn - "What do you thinking? I'm watching two bitches kill each other in dramatic fashion!"

Piper & Stork - "I AM NOT A BITCH!"

Aerrow - "So...why are they fighting?"

Finn - "BECAUSE I HYPED UP STORK WITH MILKSHAKES AND HE CALLED PIPER A 'DYKE'!"

Aerrow - "Well, Piper is a dyke-"

Piper - "DAMN YOU!"

Aerrow - "-But you should never give a Merb sweets, understand?"

Stork - "They make us because functionally unstable and somewhat increases our inner paranoia and damages our already-weak mental states..."

Piper - "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE I PUNCH YOU!!!"

Finn - "...I guess I'll go see Junko, then..."

Aerrow - "Radarr's waiting for me..."

Stork - "WAIT! SOMEBODY, SAVE ME!!!"

Piper - "I SAID 'STFU' YOU DUMBASS!!"

Stork - "..."