What exactly went on during those all-female book club meetings? Well we are about to find out.

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Miranda ran towards the book club meeting room in terror. Well what the guys thought was a book club room. The whole point was for all the female order members to meet once a week to keep their sanity. After all it was tough to live in a place with more than 3 quarters of the population are men. Men who like to do men like things, gross men things. There was only 1 person in the men population who kept the girls from taking action. Allen Walker. 'But that's all going to change now! He did the worst thing imaginable!!' She reached the door and swung it open. "Girls...we have a problem!" Miranda saw confusion on her fellow females faces.

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"We have to do something!" Everyone turned to stare at the normally quiet finder Hoshi
"Are you sure? Maybe it was a misunderstanding?" Yumi asked.
"Yumi you work at the science department! You should know how bad they are!" Hoshi yelled
"It's true." Lenalee said with a shrug.
"Its like they don't know us girls exist, they just flaunt their manliness anywhere we go!" Everyone nodded in agreement.
"We should start with a simple rebellion then." Ai stated
"I agree. We should stick with simple things like cleaning, air fresheners(AN: I know they don't exist in this time but I had to add them in they are part of the plot), scented candles and flowers." General Klaud stated nodding
"Ok then lets split into groups!" Chiyo a finder added.
"Lenalee you pick the groups because you know the order best." Miranda said.
"OK then...we need Haya, Chiyo, Gen, Etsu, uhmmm Hisa and Choyo on flowers! We need every single sweet smelling one you can find!" Lenalee ordered "Yes ma'am!" Etsu smiled and ran off with the others.
"Now we need you girls on scented candles! Find the strongest ones out there! I don't care what they are, just find some!!" Lenalee told 9 girls (AN: Im getting too lazy to write names.)Who promptly ran out to get the candles. "Next get some air fresheners preferably some like tropic breeze or summer nights." 8 girls went out for that job. "Finally Miranda, Yumi, Hoshi, Ai, Chiyo and you 7 girls lets do some cleaning! We start with Komui's desk!" Chiyo groaned. 'That's why we needed the biggest group!'
"Let's head out!" Ai yelled as the group charged out of the room with their cleaning supplies.

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While the females were out preparing our favorite little men were eating.

"ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! A voice wailed at the white haired boy who was stuffing his face. Lavi came running up to him.
"..." Allen tried to swallow his food.
"So there I was in the library 'cause Panda was forcing me to skip lunch in order to study more. When out of no where a group of like 10 hot girls burst through the door telling me to go to the cafeteria! And the weirdest thing was Panda walked in a said 'Do as they say Lavi' and he looked scared! Can you believe that?! And some of the girls had cleaning supplies and some had flowers, candles, and even air fresheners! Isn't that nuts Allen!!" Lavi finished his rant.
"That's funny they came and kicked everyone in the science department out even Komui!" Johnny added. Reever walked towards them.
"Theres a group of girls blocking the exit and say none of us are allowed to leave for 2 hours or unless they say so!" he looked shocked. Kanda just sat there and che'd. Krory looked around
"W-wait where are all the girls? Including Lenalee?" he asked.
"You know...you're right Kuro-chan! Where is Lenalee?" Lavi stood up and looked around.
"She's not here...She was one of the ones who kicked me out of my office..." A rather sad Komui sat down beside Krory.
"What cha think Allen? You've been kinda quiet?" Lavi poked Allen who looked up with an evil smirk on his face.
"Why we wait...who wants to play poker?" He raised an eyebrow and grinned. There was a chorus of 'sures' and 'why not?' except for a simple 'no thanks' from Krory and a 'NO WAY!!' from Lavi plus a glare from Kanda. Besides that, the poker tournament was set.

1 1/2 hours later

"Man I lost...again!" A random finder yelled in frustration.
"You see that's why I didn't play!...well that and I have to document this tournament." Lavi said with a laugh.
"Uh yeah I can see it now...'Exorcist strips men into their underwear while playing poker as the girls rampage through the building doing who knows what!" A guy from the SD yelled.
"You know he's right..." Reever muttered.
"What are the girls doing anyway...what if they forget about us..?" And so that single comment started a struggle for the door... well not a struggle more like a full on fight. Finders shoved the SD workers and the Exorcists barged through them.

Only Allen and Lavi made it out alive. Lavi turned to the closing door watching Krory sadly wave and Kanda growled as the female guards struggled to shut the door and keep them men inside.
"Ruuuuuuun!! FLY OR DIE LAVI!! FLY OR DIE!!" Allen screamed as 2 of the guards ran after them. Lavi began running as something grabbed his foot. He looked down seeing one of the girls on the floor clutching his ankle. Lavi turned back around to keep running as 3 other bodies jumped on him.
"AIEEEEEE!!" He squeeled as the girls began dragging by the feet towards the door.

"Go on without me Allen!!"He shouted as he tried the grip the floor with no prevail. Allen looked back at his fallen comrade screaming as the guards tried to shove him through the door again. 'I must survive for Lavi's sake and for all the other men trapped in there!!' Allen decided closing his eyes and turning around to run. Instead he rammed into someone. Or 30 someones. Allen opened his eyes.
"U-uh Lenalee h-hi!" He smiled backing away. The girls behind her glared.
"Why are you out of the cafeteria Allen?" Lenalee asked her voice dripping with forced sweetness.
"I was h-hungry!" He stuttered.
"You were in the cafeteria." Lenalees eyes narrowed.
"U-uh yeah but I needed my favorite ice cream...yeah that's it ice cream!" Lenalee glared
"Oh ok you don't mind if we give you some mince meat ice cream do you?"
"Mince meat...you mean mint?" Allen asked as he backed up.
"No she meant mince meat." Ai grinned as the girls began cracking their knuckles and stretching their necks on don't forget glaring and putting their hand in a fist and smacking it into their open palms.
"G-girls...when you do that it seems like you are mad and want to hurt someone..." Allen looked scared
"Oh really huh angry?" Hoshi grinned her teeth gleaming in the artificial light.
"Miranda you wouldn't hurt a p-poor defense-less guy would ya?" Allen looked hopefully at Miranda.
"Of course I wou-" Allen didn't even hear the rest he was too busy running away from the mob chasing him. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!OH GOD HELP MEEEEEEEE!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "The screams echoed through the order followed by crashing noises enough to make the building shake.

"Wow im glad I just got shoved back in here and just got slapped." Lavi said with relief.
"LAVIIIIIIII!! IM GOOOOOOOOOOOING TOOOOOOO HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRT YOU!!" Allen's voice yelled followed by more crashing sounds and screams of pain. Krory winced.
"Think he'll be ok?" He asked Komui. "Of course not." Komui stated matter of factly.
"But I'd be more worried on what he's going to do to Lavi once he's free." Reever added. Suddenly the door was slammed open revealing the girls. Who looked super angry might I add.

"Where's Allen?" Johnny asked.
"Oh he's in the infirmary...he fell down some stairs." Choyo told them
"Yeah or beaten to death by enraged females." Lavi muttered under his breath.
"What was that Lavi?" Klaud asked him. Lavi looked up. "What? Oh I said or he had eaten to death by eating too many...enraged flying crayons." He said trying to make up an explanation.
"That's what I thought you said." Klaud turned back to the crowd. "Very well men! You are allowed to leave!" Etsu yelled getting away before getting out of the way of the mob of guys.

"I think this was a success." Miranda stated. The girls nodded. "This was defiantly a success!" Or so they thought...

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It was the next morning. The girls had been doing a simple check to see what they guys thought of their little changes. They expected a little mess here and there, but what they saw wasn't what they wanted. Not one bit. Realization dawned them. They were men for goodness sake! The girls thought they could change them for the better with simple little things like flowers. Haha how they were wrong. "This means war!" the girl's screams echoed as they began to plan their next move. 'If they want a war they'll get one! This is a full on assault I hope you ready guys because you won't know what hits you!!'

AN: It seemed alot more exciting in my head when I made it up...Oh well this is going to be the most boring chapter because by the 3rd chapter it'll be full on war between genders!

I'll have the update by August 20th maybe the 21st but I'll try for the 20th. Ya-ha! See you next chapter!