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Females nations have always been few and far-between, so they tended to congregate whenever they were given the opportunity. Even if the nations in question had very little in common, it always nice to get a fellow woman's perspective on the great issues of the day.

Eventually, these meetings evolved into the Young Ladies Bi-Monthly Discussion Group, where the female nations would meet, the first and last Sunday of every month, to discuss the important issues affecting global stability.

"So, who thinks Denmark and Finland are fuckin'?"

Ukraine nearly choked on her coffee.

"Belgium, please." Hungary scowled,"The proper term is "doing it", there are teens here! And no, they are most certainly not, little Tino would never do that to sweet Berwald."

"Have you seen the looks they give each other?" Taiwan chimed in.

Hungary scowled once again. "Never. Gonna. Happen."

"Someone who ships herself with Austria would say that." Belgium huffed.

Hungary gaped. "Of course I ship myself wi- wait, what?! You mean you guys pair me up with someone else?!"

Ukraine blushed. "Well..um.. we all kinda think you and Prussia would be cute..together.."

Belgium butted in before Hungary could reply. "Chesty LaRue is right, and stop making that face would ya, at least you didn't get asked out by France for godsake!"

"You're all sick.." Hungary mumbled.

"You're just jealous that Tino's got the two hottest guys in Europe wrapped around his pinkie and you're stuck with an Albino and Dorkus Malorkus."

Hungary was seriously considering making Belgium the first girl to get a taste of her frying pan, when a squeaky voice from across the room cut in.

"GerFin! GerFin!"

The women gaped.

Taiwan was the first to speak.

"Italy...why are you..here?"

"And why are you pairing your boyfriend up with someone else..." Belgium added.

Hungary nodded. "Germany?! That makes DenFin look almost normal!"

Belgium rolled her eyes. "I'm telling you, they're into each other. I don't see why you're so against it."

Hungary sighed. "It's just not right!"

Ukraine held up a hand for silence. "Look everyone, I think the main points here are that Denmark's really good-looking and Sweden's super-cute. Let's just all agree to keep on the look-out for evidence supporting either side, and leave it at that. Now, I suggest we move on to discussing the merits of Arthur and Kiku's spotted hand-contact a few weeks ago."

The rest of the women nodded and set to work.

Important issues indeed.

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A/N: Hungary's one of those hardcore SuFin shippers lol. Belgium likes DenFin, yay Belgium.

I don't think this fic fits with Belgium's personality, but I imagine her as being five-foot ten and kinda roguish for some reason. Haha idk

Did I mention I love Arthur/Kiku? I think I'm allergic to the popular pairings tbh.

Just a little ficcette that popped into my head at work, chapter 2 of Once Upon A Dream coming up!:)