"I just noticed. You`re not symmetrical."
Crona gulped. Finally he noticed her lack of symmetry. What would be her fate? She did not know what she`d have to face, so she prepared herself.
" Y-Yeah. I know how to deal with that."
"But I don`t."
He sounded unusually calm. He`d normally yell so much when he found symmetry flaws that people on the other side of the world would hear him.
But here he was, talking like nothing happened. Like they were discussing the weather.
Crona got up from the bench they were sitting in.
"What plan do you have in mind?!"
Her voice sounded almost manly, reminding them to why they`d questioned her gender many times. Her chest, now that she was older, proved her gender, though. And Kid knew that very well. He`d inspected their symmetry before, without her knowledge, of course.
"Me? Nothing, nothing."
"Y- You lie! And I don`t know how to deal with that!"
Kid sighed.
"Crona, sit down. I`m not going to flip out, okay?"
She hesitated, but did as told.
"It`s your hair," he explained, "it`s not completely symmetrical. It has some sticky ends on only one side, you see?"
"I`m not getting bald! I don`t know how to deal with baldness…"
"Now, I never asked you that, did I? If you just let me-"
"No way! No, no! Nope, no, nuh-uh, no way."
"… I didn`t even finish talking."
"I- I know what you want. You want to cut my hair, right?"
"Well…"
"I knew it!" she gasped "I don`t know how to deal with being right…"
"And I don`t know how to deal with unsymmetrical things! Pleeeasseee, Crona?"
He seemed desperate now.
"I…don`t know how to deal wit-"
"Pleaaseee?"
"I…"
He looked at her with a pout.
"…Fine."
"YAHOO!"
Crona turned around really quickly, looking for Black Star. But no, it really had been Kid.
Later in the afternoon Crona had a very, very symmetrical hair cut.
"…I feel like a bowl. I don`t know how to deal with this."
"Let me inspect your symmetry now."
"But you`ve done it just now…"
"I meant the rest of your symmetrical places."" H-huh?"
Let`s just say that Kid had a lot of fun doing so. And Crona could deal with that.
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Random shots are random. 8D
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