Hey People! I
thought I would write a fluffy oneshot in all dialouge for Shane and
Mitchie for my first One-Shot in my One is rated t
for Shane's potty mouth
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Disclaimer- I married joe jonas,had a secret affair with nick,and raped kevin.i own this story,and oh yeah,pigs fly.
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Seventh Grade Addition
"I told you million times,Shane,we are using 3/14 for pi."
"Pie?Sounds good!"
"Shane,I think you may be is seventh grade math,not rocket science."
"I bet rocket science is easier"
"!!!"
"OUCH! Jeez Mitchie,are you PMSing? Youre being a real bitch!"
"Watch Your language,Shane! My mom can hear you!"
"Okay, Mitchelle."
"What did you just say?"
"Nothing."
"It better be nothing."
"Yep,nothing at al...Mitchelle"
"Pardon? Did you call me Mitchelle?What did I say about you calling me that! You know I hate it!!"
"Sorry...Mitchelle"
"Yes,Shane,I can still hear you when you whisper it."
"Darnit,Okay Mitchelle,Ill stop."
"....!"
"Dont roll your eyes at me"
"Lets just try some simple addition."
"Okay,Mitchie,hand me the handout"
"Here"
"......"
"....?"
"...."
"WHAT?! Shane you are the dumbest guy I've met in my life"
"Oh really? How?"
"Two plus two does not equal one."
"Well,actually,it does."
"How?"
"You see,your two my two lips,equals one kiss."
"........"
"......"
"........!"
"..!!"
"Wow,Shane,that was...wow."
"Why thank you are pretty wow yourself.
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Ahh How I love fluff! Its pretty cheesy I starting seventh grade next year so I just based younger Mitchie off of me.I act just like that,except Im a potty mouth like a little frisky like him to ;)