Author's Note: This is the most pointless thing I've ever written. It's completely random and really, kinda awful. Some parts are a little rough in my opinion, but I hope you can make sense of it all :D If that's even possible...
Pairing: AkuRoku
Warning: Slight Twilight bashing. You have to pay attention when reading to see it...even then, you gotta be squinting!
Like a Vampire
It was a gorgeous summer day. The sun was shinning and there was even a cool breeze every now and then to make the heat bearable. But even with that, Axel and Roxas had decided to stay in for the day. They had read the forecast for later that day and knew the breeze would soon disappear and all that would be left was the heat.
So instead, both boys decided to hide out in the coolness of Axel's house and watch a movie instead of enduring the heat.
Currently, Axel and Roxas were snuggled up close to each other watching one of the lamest romance movies they'd ever seen. It was one of the horrific, free On-Demand movies.
Still the two boys were very much engrossed in it. Until the two main characters started their umpteenth make-out session and a question popped into Roxas' thoughtful mind.
The blond sat up and paused the movie. Axel looked over at him curiously.
"What's up, Roxy?" Axel wondered. Roxas was staring at the screen; he had paused the movie at the point where the main guy started to kiss the main woman's neck.
"I was just thinking…"
"About?"
"Well, ya'know, I've always wondered why, when two people are kissing, one person always goes for the other's neck. You know what I mean?" Roxas asked, looking at Axel now, curiosity lighting up his eyes.
"Sorta…Like when someone gives someone else a hickey…why is it usually on the neck?" Axel questioned.
"Yeah!" Roxas nodded his head vigorously and snapped his fingers. "Why do they do that?"
They were both silent for a few minutes, staring at the frozen picture in thought before Axel broke the silence.
"Well I don't know why others do it…"
"Why do you do it Axel? You've done it quite a few times to me; you must have a reason. Why do you always go for my neck?" Roxas inquired, giving his boyfriend his full and undivided attention.
Axel thought for a minute before replying, "The reason is quite simple really."
"Oh? What is it?"
"It makes me feel like a vampire," the redhead told the blond nonchalantly. The blond stared at Axel with a funny expression on his face as the redhead gazed at the screen.
"A vampire?" Roxas repeated silently worrying for his boyfriend's sanity.
"That's what I said, Roxy." Axel said with a serious tone, now locking his green eyes with Roxas' blue ones. "Except not one of those girly, sparkling vampires. God no. I mean the really awesome, badass vampires!"
Roxas stared at him blankly. Axel quirked an eyebrow. "What?"
"You are such an odd kid." Roxas pointed out. "And I seriously worry for your sanity."
END.
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