THE ONES AFTER THEY ALL GET TOGETHER
--FRIENDS SEASON 11--
Episode 11x01
"The One Where They All Get Together"
A/N: Hello there and welcome to my latest Friends fan-fiction! Now, i know you've seen this done MILLIONS of times (especiall here on ) where people write about Friends season 11 bla-bla-blah but i'm really hoping you could try this one out, see if you might like it perhaps? Review me plz after you're done and tell me all your comments and thoughts. Now here goes the first episode...
(Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are sitting at the couch alone with their kids Erica and Jack Bing and Monica keeps looking at the door.)
Chandler: Would you stop looking? They'll be here any second.
Monica: (scoffs) Well I'm sorry if I just miss our friends.
Chandler: Miss them without letting that Chinese couple sitting over there think we're in-love with them, will ya?
Monica: Chandler, don't let me leave again.
Chandler: Ugh, fine. Whatever.
(Phoebe and Mike enter)
Monica: Oh my god!
Phoebe: Oh you guys!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: How are you?
(Phoebe and Monica hug)
Chandler: Pheebs!
Phoebe: Chandler! (hugs him) Are you still stupidly funny?
Chandler: More than ever.
Mike: Hey, Monica.
Monica: Hi, Mike, how are ya? C'mon, you guys, sit.
Mike: Hey, man.
Chandler: (clears throat like a man) Hello there.
Mike: You don't have to pretend. We still know you're a little girl.
Chandler: I see.
Monica: Sit! (They all do.) So how are ya?
Phoebe: Great! Ooh Mon I love your shirt!
Monica: Thanks.
Phoebe: So, how many months are you?
Monica: (chuckles) What?
Phoebe: Has it been your trimester yet?
Monica: What're you talking…Phoebe, I'm not pregnant.
Phoebe: Oh. You're not?
Monica: No. Why, does it look like I'm pregnant?
Mike: (chuckles) Yeah.
Monica: (glares at him) Oh so you two are still together, huh?
Chandler: So where are the other guys?
Phoebe: Oh they're not here yet.
Chandler: You think?
Phoebe: No, I just got off the phone with Joey. He's having a meatball sandwich at subway.
Monica: (chuckles) Why is he at the subway?
Phoebe: Oh no, no, he's at the store Subway.
Monica: Ohhh. Oh I see.
Mike: So Chandler, did you know that my gig worked out so well I am not officially on the way to becoming a rock-star millionaire?
Chandler: Oh my god that's so great and did you know that just a couple of minutes ago, on our way to the coffeehouse, I found a nickel on the streets!
Monica: Oh Mike that's so great for you. What about you, Pheebs? What's new with you?
Phoebe: Oh y'know, I still rub people for cash. I mean…I rub their backs for cash.
Monica: Still a masseuse?
Phoebe: Well I've been tempted to other jobs but I don't know. Nothing seems interesting enough, y'know?
Monica: I know, just the other day, this guy at the restaurant handed me his phone number, said he was looking for a full-timed job stripper-slash-hooker.
Phoebe: (picks up her phone) Ooh, gimme! (They all look at her) You know, just in case…of…an emergency?
Mike: What kind of an emergency would require you to have that guy's phone number?
Chandler: Perhaps a one-night-stand emergency?
Mike: Aahh you still make jokes. Are you still funny, though?
Chandler: (smiling) Like you can't believe it, baby!
(Monica coughs really bad)
Monica: (after Chandler looks at her) There was just something in my coffee.
Chandler: What, a lie?
Phoebe: (playing with the kids) Aww, look at these little babies. They're all grown up now! What, how old are they now?
Monica: Oh, one.
Phoebe: Huh, and the girl?
(Monica and Chandler stare at her)
Monica: Also one. See, that's why…they're TWINS.
Phoebe: Aw, it's great to see you guys again. Monica and Chandler and little baby Jack Bing and baby girl—(forgets her name) Baby girl Bing!
Monica: Erica.
Phoebe: (mouthing her name out) No, it's PHOEBE.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma)
All: Hi!! Hey we're here! Oh my god you guys!
(They all hug except for Mike)
Phoebe: Oh honey I'm so sorry. I just haven't seen these guys in like a year.
Mike: Oh no that's ok. People only seem to talk to me when they have no one else to talk to, anyway.
Phoebe: Ok, honey, here. Play with her. (hands Erica to Mike)
Rachel: So how are you guys?
Monica: We're great! Chandler and I have been anxiously waiting for all you guys to come in for like an hour!
Chandler: Yeah, and-and I think we should stay clear of those two. (referring to the Chinese couple)
Phoebe: C'mon. Come sit. Ooh, Emma, I missed you little baby. Aw, she's two now, right?
Monica: Oh, HER you remember?
Ross: So, what's up with all you guys? How's my sister doing?
Chandler: I don't know. You should ask her. We barely talk now.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chandler's being an ass all week and I'm grounding him. (Pause) Two weeks of no sex.
Ross: Whoa, two weeks man. How you holdin' up?
Chandler: Alright. The rule clearly said two weeks of no sex with HER.
Monica: Hey! (slaps him on the head)
Chandler: Ow!
Rachel: It's so great to see you guys all stayed the same.
Phoebe: Yeah, so what happened with you? You…stayed in New York!
Rachel: I know, right? Ross and I are together again.
Monica: Awww.
Rachel: And we are doing so fine with each other.
Monica: Awww.
Rachel: (seemingly shocked) And it's been around 6 years since he last got divorced!
(They all gasp.)
Chandler: Oh my god man, are you losing your touch?
Ross: Fine, laugh all you want. At least now I'm not "three-divorces guy"… (looking at Chandler) or "sex-deprived guy".
(They all laugh)
Mike: Wait, I thought you were supposed to do the jokes. (points at Chandler)
Rachel: OH MY GOD, Mike, you're here?! (bursts into laughter) Oh my god I'm so sorry!!
Mike: (waves, shy) Hi.
Ross: How are you?
Mike: I'm good. (pointing to Emma who is playing with him) And she is fun.
Phoebe: So where's Joey?
Ross: Oh I just got off the phone with him. He was at Pizza Hut.
(Phoebe groans)
Monica: So this is nice. All six of us gonna get back together again. Just all of us. The really tight friends. And Mike.
(They all look at Mike again.)
Mike: (waves again) Hi.
Monica: You know we're just kidding, right?
Mike: Yeah. But I thought we had enough jokes with Chandler. Now all you guys?
Chandler: (sarcastically) My ears are burning.
(Joey enters)
All: Joey!
Joey: Hey!
(They all hug, this time including Mike)
Monica: How are ya?
Joey: Great! I just had a meatball and a pizza!
Phoebe: How's it goin'?
Joey: Great! From meaningless audition to meaningless audition and meaningless sex with girls to meaningless sex with girls, I've had like the best year EVER!
Phoebe: Ugh, and I'm married.
Mike: Thank you, honey. Now I feel like the luckiest person in the world.
Phoebe: Oh no honey I'm sorry I wasn't referring to "marriage-with-you". Just the whole "marriage" thing in general.
Mike: Oh, ohh. Now you made it sound so much better.
Phoebe: I know!
Joey: This so cool. I can't believe this place still exists!
Gunther: Some coffee?
Joey: Oh my god Gunther, you're still alive! (hugs him)
Gunther: Yes, and please make this more uncomfortable.
Joey: Oh and look at that! (rubs Gunther's hair) It's whiter than ever!
Gunther: (shyly) Hello Rachel.
Rachel: Hi?
Gunther: Coffee?
Rachel: Yes, thank you.
Gunther: (smiling) Sure, it'll be up in a second. (turns to Ross, his smile fades to a frown) You?
Ross: "You"? Is this what they teach you at Training School?
Gunther: No, I never went to Training School.
Ross: It explains so much.
Gunther: (walking away, to himself) Go to hell. And stay there.
(Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are discussing something)
Phoebe: I know, just the whole idea as being in a committed relationship…
Monica: It's overwhelming.
Rachel: Teaches you stuff, huh?
(Joey wants to talk to someone)
Ross: It really does.
Chandler: It's all about teamwork. Or, in this case, spouse-work.
(The group laughs)
(Joey, feeling quite left out, turns around to talk to someone and sees Mike alone)
Joey: Mike! Buddy, how are ya!
A/N: Thanks for reading! I promise the next chapter (or episode) will be out really soon and it will DEFINITELY be longer. contact me for spoilers if you want. thanks again!
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