The Ultimate Showdown: Walt Disney World Battle, a disney fanfic

"The Ultimate Showdown: Walt Disney World Battle"

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my imagination.

Summary: The Ultimate Showdown in Walt Disney World.

Old Dumbo was flying around
Walt Disney World like a big playground
When suddenly the Snow Witch burst from the shade
and hit Dumbo with an apple grenade
Dumbo got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Mushu
who proceeded to open up a can of Mushu Fu
When Tinkerbell came out of the blue

And she started beating up Mulan's Mushu
Then they both got flattened by the Snow-mobile
but before it could make it back to the Snowy cave
Captain Hook popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew the Snow Witch away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Prince Charming came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Dumbo took a bite out of Prince Charming thigh
like Snow White took a bite out of a poisoned apple
and then Mushu came back covered in a tire track
but Abu jumped out and landed on his back
and the Snow Witch was injured, and trying to get steady
when Captain Hook came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Mickey Mouse took him out with his whip

then he saw Dumbo sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause the Snow Witch stole it and she shot and she missed
and Abu deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Captain Hook tried to pole vault
onto Prince Charming, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by an Eeyore Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended The Genie
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Mickey Mouse
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as the Snow Witch changed back into Snow White's step mother,
but the Genie saw through her clever disguise
and he crushed the Snow Wtich's head inbetween his thighs

then Bruno the Dog and Buzzie the Vulture and
Cinderella's evil step sister Anastasia and
Christopher Robin and Cruella de Vil and
Mickey's dog Pluto and his best friend Goofy
Mr. Smee, The Magic Mirror, Foxy Loxy, and Merryweather
Peter Pan, The Queen of Hearts, every single of the Seven Dwarfs
Princess Auroa and Princess Jasmine,
Grimsby, Hugo, EVE, and Esmerelda
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked the Genie in his smoky blue ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Pooh Bear and Piglett in bloodstained sweaters

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Author's Note (9/9/09): Incase you are not familiar with the original "Ultimate Showdown" here are the lyrics. You can find the video on YouTube By searching "Lemon Demon Ultimate Showdown". Enjoy!!!

"Ultimate Showdown"

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny