The Lotr Story
Chapter one
Nawal, Theresa, and Veronica were the last three going to the prayer service. Why last? Because Attila the NUN was after Veronica for something. (A/N:I'm serious she hates me and thinks my family is a bunch of savages.) The trio was tiptoeing down the hallway to the Chapel, hoping not to catch an evil eye from a stray teacher. Suddenly, as Veronica looked through the windows, she saw the Fellowship minus Boromir, approaching the window. Nawal and Tess opened it. "What the fuzzy are you guys doing here? ...You didn't happen to bring Enrique Iglesias here with you, did you?" asked Veronica looking around. "who?" asked Legolas. "Ugh, mole man," Nawal muttered. "yes, we know him," said Pippin. "Enrique. We have heard stories of the great Man of the moles, protector of freckles, fighter of acne. Brave soul," Pip place his hand over his heart, saying "keeping the lights turned on.'' "Ahhhhhh," the Fellowship chorused. "And who are YOU foxy ladies??" said Aragorn. V.(veronica is called v and verver) was about to lunge at the window and punch him, but her friends held her back by the arms.. "Have you forgotten about Arwen?!?!" sid Gimli, Frodo, and Gandalf. "J/K," Aragorn said nervously. "Hey, let's get back to the subject of the great Man of the Moles, defender of freckles, fighter of acne," VerVer said. Nawal cracked up, and all htree girls had to duck into Ms. U's class, for they heard a teacher coming. It was Atilla the Nun. She walked by without noticing them or the LOTr guys ducking behind bushes. Veronica dropped to her knees in agony, "Ahh, my eye. My EYE! I feel her evil eye, BURNING me!!" "Shut up," said Tess, smacking V. upside the head. "Watch the hair, no touchy," V replied.
A minute later, Atilla was back in Chapel and the girls pushed out the window screen and jumped out da window. VerVer dived and landed on top of Legolas, lucky dog (ooooooooooooooooooooooooo). "Hi, how ya doin?'' she said casually. "Just peachy," he answered. (A?N: peachy?!) "VerVer!! Get off him!!" said Tess, Jealous. "Err," said V.
Chapter 2-ch 3 is more exciting They all ran to the drive where the girls walked to their Earth Science class across campus at the high school building. The Fellowship and girls sat by a tree. "We are here on a quest," Gandalf said. "And we need you girls." "You'll have to pack your bags,"added Samwise Gamgee. "And wear comfy pants," Frodo said, overenthusiastically. Aragorn randomly farted. Everyone gave him a look. The girls packed x-tra clothes, tooth brushes, hair products, in additon to food, water, and water purification tablets (wow the stuff you can find in the teachers lounge). V did her hair, so she could look good for Legolas (purring would be appropriate). The girls got back to the tree and Sam complimented V on how she smelled like grapefruit (for some odd reason). They all went to the high school to steal money from Mrs. Hofgesang (earth sci. teacher-total bitch-dragonlady). They all got into the building. Halls empty. Thank god. They went down the "Bad hair hall of shame" ( wall of graduation pictures) for fun and then to the library to order swords on e-bay. Good thing rush delivery was available.
Just then, Christy the punk-rock girl, came along. She had just cut class, cuz Earth Science, SUX!!!!!!!!! "Hey, what's up?" she said. You could hear the sound of many chains clacking against each other and faint good Charlotte music coming from Christy's headphones. "Duuude," all the guys stared. Som in a good way ( some in a scared way :0. "Wow you have a lot of chaings," said Pippin, staring. "I only have ONE cahin," Legolas cried. "And what a PRETTAy chain it is too," VerVer said, staring longingly at Legolas. Christy shrugged. "hey, I heard something about a quest. Can I come too? I can like, kill people. And Benji (GC member-purr) can hurt people with his spikes. You should try spikes," Christy said. "Uh...." Nawal uh'ed. "HUDDLE!!" Theresa yelled. So everyone went to the huddle, except Christy (duh!). "We need as many peole as we can get!" Gimli said. "And besides, it would be nice having someone around who's my size (Christy is a lil short,,,,in a good way)." "Dudes, she's OUR size too!" the hobbits cried. "Personally, I think she's kind of creepy," Legolas said. VerVer CREPPED up to Legolas and grabbed his arm. "I'm not CREEPy," she said. Nawal and Tess rolled their eyes. It was SO obvious Veronica like Legolas.
Meanwhile, Christy was zapping stuff into her backpack, preparing for her trip.
Back in the huddle.. "She will come!" Gandalf cried. "Why?" asked Aragorn. "She is related.to me. She has inherited the magic gene. That is how she can keep all those chains on and is able to zap all those thing sin her back pack." Everyone turned to watch Christy zap things in her backpack. "WHAT?" she said. Everyone returned to the huddle. "Two wizardy types might be good in the Fellowship," Frodo said, rubbing his chin.
Chapter one
Nawal, Theresa, and Veronica were the last three going to the prayer service. Why last? Because Attila the NUN was after Veronica for something. (A/N:I'm serious she hates me and thinks my family is a bunch of savages.) The trio was tiptoeing down the hallway to the Chapel, hoping not to catch an evil eye from a stray teacher. Suddenly, as Veronica looked through the windows, she saw the Fellowship minus Boromir, approaching the window. Nawal and Tess opened it. "What the fuzzy are you guys doing here? ...You didn't happen to bring Enrique Iglesias here with you, did you?" asked Veronica looking around. "who?" asked Legolas. "Ugh, mole man," Nawal muttered. "yes, we know him," said Pippin. "Enrique. We have heard stories of the great Man of the moles, protector of freckles, fighter of acne. Brave soul," Pip place his hand over his heart, saying "keeping the lights turned on.'' "Ahhhhhh," the Fellowship chorused. "And who are YOU foxy ladies??" said Aragorn. V.(veronica is called v and verver) was about to lunge at the window and punch him, but her friends held her back by the arms.. "Have you forgotten about Arwen?!?!" sid Gimli, Frodo, and Gandalf. "J/K," Aragorn said nervously. "Hey, let's get back to the subject of the great Man of the Moles, defender of freckles, fighter of acne," VerVer said. Nawal cracked up, and all htree girls had to duck into Ms. U's class, for they heard a teacher coming. It was Atilla the Nun. She walked by without noticing them or the LOTr guys ducking behind bushes. Veronica dropped to her knees in agony, "Ahh, my eye. My EYE! I feel her evil eye, BURNING me!!" "Shut up," said Tess, smacking V. upside the head. "Watch the hair, no touchy," V replied.
A minute later, Atilla was back in Chapel and the girls pushed out the window screen and jumped out da window. VerVer dived and landed on top of Legolas, lucky dog (ooooooooooooooooooooooooo). "Hi, how ya doin?'' she said casually. "Just peachy," he answered. (A?N: peachy?!) "VerVer!! Get off him!!" said Tess, Jealous. "Err," said V.
Chapter 2-ch 3 is more exciting They all ran to the drive where the girls walked to their Earth Science class across campus at the high school building. The Fellowship and girls sat by a tree. "We are here on a quest," Gandalf said. "And we need you girls." "You'll have to pack your bags,"added Samwise Gamgee. "And wear comfy pants," Frodo said, overenthusiastically. Aragorn randomly farted. Everyone gave him a look. The girls packed x-tra clothes, tooth brushes, hair products, in additon to food, water, and water purification tablets (wow the stuff you can find in the teachers lounge). V did her hair, so she could look good for Legolas (purring would be appropriate). The girls got back to the tree and Sam complimented V on how she smelled like grapefruit (for some odd reason). They all went to the high school to steal money from Mrs. Hofgesang (earth sci. teacher-total bitch-dragonlady). They all got into the building. Halls empty. Thank god. They went down the "Bad hair hall of shame" ( wall of graduation pictures) for fun and then to the library to order swords on e-bay. Good thing rush delivery was available.
Just then, Christy the punk-rock girl, came along. She had just cut class, cuz Earth Science, SUX!!!!!!!!! "Hey, what's up?" she said. You could hear the sound of many chains clacking against each other and faint good Charlotte music coming from Christy's headphones. "Duuude," all the guys stared. Som in a good way ( some in a scared way :0. "Wow you have a lot of chaings," said Pippin, staring. "I only have ONE cahin," Legolas cried. "And what a PRETTAy chain it is too," VerVer said, staring longingly at Legolas. Christy shrugged. "hey, I heard something about a quest. Can I come too? I can like, kill people. And Benji (GC member-purr) can hurt people with his spikes. You should try spikes," Christy said. "Uh...." Nawal uh'ed. "HUDDLE!!" Theresa yelled. So everyone went to the huddle, except Christy (duh!). "We need as many peole as we can get!" Gimli said. "And besides, it would be nice having someone around who's my size (Christy is a lil short,,,,in a good way)." "Dudes, she's OUR size too!" the hobbits cried. "Personally, I think she's kind of creepy," Legolas said. VerVer CREPPED up to Legolas and grabbed his arm. "I'm not CREEPy," she said. Nawal and Tess rolled their eyes. It was SO obvious Veronica like Legolas.
Meanwhile, Christy was zapping stuff into her backpack, preparing for her trip.
Back in the huddle.. "She will come!" Gandalf cried. "Why?" asked Aragorn. "She is related.to me. She has inherited the magic gene. That is how she can keep all those chains on and is able to zap all those thing sin her back pack." Everyone turned to watch Christy zap things in her backpack. "WHAT?" she said. Everyone returned to the huddle. "Two wizardy types might be good in the Fellowship," Frodo said, rubbing his chin.