anime/manga:Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles
pairings:sXs, implied kXf.
author:splat D. aka "fay or L"
He didn't know why. He just liked making the raven-haired man angry to the point of breaking. It was one of the most enjoyable things in his life.
He was doing it right now.
"Teehee!",Fai was crouched in front of a fancy carved door, looking through the keyhole-- but not to be weird, but just so he could annoy kurogane--he knew he would see him or sense him in a matter of maybe three or four seconds. Both him, syoaran and Fai were all wearing black suits, while sakura had been given a ballroom dress. They had landed in a dimension where everyone was polite, fancy and 'proper', and they didn't find kuroganes ninja wear very fanciful at a dinner.
Kurogane was popping open a champagne that was sitting in a round
container with ice in it. The look on his face changed from non-caring boredness, to murderous intent in an instant as he heard a familiar laugh.
"--WHAT THE HECK DO YA' THINK YOUR DOING?!",He yelled, Fai backing up away from the door in a crab walk as it slammed open,"Kyaaa!",he ran with his hands in the air.
"HEY! YOU PERVERTED LITTLE--GET BACK HERE, MAGE!!",He ran after.
"hahaha, no thanks, kurotan!",he laughed, dodging a swipe from his fist.
"ooh, you'll have to move faster than that to hit me!--so close, too!",Fai smiled.
Kurogane looked at that smile he hated."Graa! shut up, idiot!",he swung,missing the lanky blond, again of coarse.
"i cant wait for you to make me!!",Fai called, already back to where kurogane first started chasing him around.
Kurogane's fists clenched. He grunted and walked down the stairs, leaving the mage to his annoying self...
Later that day, they were told that they should attend a ball. Fai, Sakura, and mokona cheered. They got to dress even fancier.Syoaran smiled at sakura's reaction. Kurogane just glared at everyone.
"grrr...i hate this."
Kurogane was standing by the door, his arms crossed, watching for any signs of attack.--which seemed to be unneeded in this world. Kurogane resisted a laugh as he imagined a guy apologizing feverishly as they walked up to attack someone.-- and he also grunting at any girls who attempted to ask him to dance with them. there were two so far. He was dressed in a black suit, a napkin folded neatly in his front pocket.
then Fai popped into the room, dressed in a black suit as well, his blond hair didn't seem to have had any preparation. with his usual mask on his face, just in time to see him turn way the girls.A bigger smile came on his face, as he went over to Kurogane.
"Hyuuu! kurosan so shy!"
"shy?! who's shy, idiot?!", he growled.
"aw, you were so unsure of yourself you didnt want to dance with those girls!"
"LISTEN HERE, MAGE, BEFORE I KILL YOU!!",he yelled as a large group of
people stopped to stare at the two.
"pyoooo! kurosan scary!",mokona yelled from sakuras head.
"SHUTUP, PORKBUN!!"
and the rest of the ball was basically that.Kurogane eventually stored in his mind different ways in which he could kill the mage and manjuu, just to pass the time before this stupid thing was over.
After most of the people dissapeared, sakura and syoaran were still dancing, both of them blushing all the while. (fai had nudged syoaran to ask her to dance only about 1/2 hour ago.) kurogane grunted and looked towards the doors, when a white puff came on his head,"why dosnt kuro-daddy ask fai-mommy to dance?" asked mokona.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!",kurogane reached blindly for his sword, forgetting it was upstairs with his ninja attire.mokona jumped away, gleefully.
he guessed fai had heard, because the blond was laughing from where he was.
"grrr...",kurogane stomped towards the door,"the dance is over, lets go!!"
"technically, its a 'ball'!",fai popped up.
"I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS! ITS DONE!LETS GO!",yelled kurogane angrily.
"okay..",sakura rubbed her yes sleepily.
"uhhuh..",syoaran nodded.
"aw..i thought this was fun!"
Syoaran bid them all goodnight, as he went in his room and sakura went in her room shortly after.Kurogane leaned against the wall.
"hyuuu, kuromii tired after watching everyone so closely?"
"grr. what the heck you talking about?"
"you always watch out for the kids! in every single world we go to!", Fai smiled.
"i mean, even in a world like this, where everyone's so proper, you constantly are on your guard.", Fai picked up a bottle of champagne.
"hmph...",kurogane looked away, towards the window.
"oooh! their champagne's good!!",purred Fai, sipping some more.
"HEY! no alcohol for you, mage!"
Fai smiled, and drank more,"nya!",he teased, remembering oto country.
"...grrr...QUIT MEOWING!"
"nyaaaaaaa!"
"give me that champagne!",kurogane yelled, reaching out.
"hm? ahahaha, im not drunk, kuromii, i just was messing around!" X3
"fine. just let me have some, idiot."
"teehee",Fai handed him the bottle.
Kurogane took a swig, and handed it back.He watched as Fai chugged some more. "frigging alcoholic...",he thought, looking back to the opposite wall.
Fai stated humming some song quietly. it was sweet but had a melancholy backbone to it... kurogane saw he was smiling, of coarse, and said,"...quit it"
"hm? quit what, kurorin?",fai asked, looking into the empty bottle and shook it as if he was waiting for more to pour out.
"humming that stupid song!!",he growled.
Fai hummed even louder, and laughed as kurogane got up, and he screamed,"kyaaa! big doggy mad!", fai ran, bottle in hand, and poked kurogane in the cheek as he passed him.
"GRAA! IM GONNA KILL YOU, IDIOT!", he yelled, swinging at his fist at the blond's head.
"gak!",Fai laughed ducking. he shot back up and turned the corner. they ran a whole floor up, and fai almost got away, when--
"GOTCHA!",kurogane yelled, finnaly getting fai with his forearm pinning fai to the wall.
"aaah! big doggy's gonna bite me!",fai laughed.
Kurogane raised his fist,"oohh, this gonna be worse than a 'bite'",he swung and found that the skinny blonde had already squirmed away, like he knew he would.
"kyaa!",fai laughed, sunning down the hall. "i wont miss this time, mage!"
"ahahaha, it isnt that easy to hit me, kurorin!"
"shutup with the stupid nicknames!",he yelled, and looked round to see where the stupid blond was. he couldnt see him. someone tapped the back of his head,"guess who, kuromii?!"
"graa!',he swung his fist quickly and was surprised to see he actually hit something.he heard a faint thump as he looked down to see the skinny blond on the ground."oy.",
Fai opened one eye and looked up.kurogane almost felt a little bad about it. almost.
"ow. eheh, i guess you were right.", fai laughed, rubbing the side of his head, by his temple.He smiled.
"quit it."
"eh?",fai asked, getting up,"quit what kuronya?", he asked, rubbing the side of his head again.
"...with that stupid mask."
Fai's smile wiped away and his eyes grew big for a second.It was quickly replaced however, and he said,"kuromii always suspects something!", he laughed that fake laugh kurogane hated...
"there was nothing funny about that."
Fai shrugged
"ah! im gonna go ask for more champagne. this stuff is weak.",he smiled."does daddy want one too?",he asked before he started down the stairs..
"SHUTUP AND QUIT CALLING ME THAT!",He yelled.
Fai smiled and said,"i cant wait for you to shut me up, kurochan!" After he left, kurogane scowled. he had no idea what the mage meant by that...
((THE END!! how was it? ? was it horrible? lol. sorry for any typos or stuff like that.sorry for the abruptly stopped ending. this has been in my head for a while, so i had to type it somewhere.please reveiw ok? thanks!))