Title: Show Biz

Rating: PG (overall rating is R)

Pairing(s): none..yet

Warning(s): eh…minor language and that's about it..for now

A/N: grins I just finished watching Jackass: The Movie when I had this BRILLIANT (heh..) idea…..

Heero looked up from his laptop as he heard his younger brother squeal in delight at something he was watching. Heero shook his head, messy brown hair flopping into his face. "Kenjii! Keep it down will you?" He shouted. All he got in response was another burst of laughter. "KENJII! KEEP IT DOWN!"

"NO!" Heero sighed and left his small study, entering the living room. He leaned up against the wall, watching the television with little interest. He just wanted to see what his younger brother was watching that made him laugh so hard.

Heero watched as a boy that looked about his age walked over to a signpost. He grinned cheekily at the camera and pointed at what the sign said. Mianus View. Heero grunted. If possible, the boy's grin became wider. He nodded silently at the sign, then at a pair of old ladies sitting on a bench not too far away.

"What's he doing?" Heero peeled himself away from the wall. Kenjii turned to grin at him and patted on the cushion beside him.

"That's Duo. He's my favorite. You'll see what he's gonna do. Come sit down." Heero sat beside Kenjii, eyes fixed on the screen. "This is the funny part." Kenjii commented.

"Excuse me ladies. I just moved here." Duo smiled politely down at the two old ladies. His hair, Heero noticed, was swishing behind him in a loose ponytail. "I just wanted to ask you… Are there any gay clubs in Mianus?" Kenjii burst out laughing as the old ladies made a face. The cameraman burst out laughing and the boy onscreen dropped to the ground in a peal of laughter.

"What the…" Kenjii laughed. The screen went blank for a second before the boy reappeared onscreen. This time, his hair was back in a braid. He grinned at the cameraman.

"Watch..He's gonna do it again." Kenjii couldn't conceal his grin as Duo walked into a department store. Heero leaned back on the couch. Duo went over to the clerk at the counter.

"Hi, I'm just passing through. I'm on my way to visit my parents, and I just wanted to ask you something. I might plan on moving here." The man nodded, not noticing the cameraman. "Are there a lot of gangs in Mianus, and do the gangs get in a lot of fights?" The cameraman burst out laughing again, spoiling the mood.

"Get out of here you punks!" The clerk glared at the two and chased them out of the store. Duo turned back to him after they were out of harms way.

"I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF THERE WERE LOGS IN MIANUS!" Kenjii fell off of the couch in a laughing fit. The man shook a fist at Duo as he ran off laughing with the cameraman. Heero couldn't help it, he smiled.

"That's the best!" Kenjii crawled back onto the couch. "There's more. Another prank." Heero snorted as another boy came onscreen. This one had short blonde hair and light blue eyes, almost aqua colored. He grinned mischievously and held up a pair of electric clippers.

He turned around and suddenly the camera was in his grasp so it was level with the clippers in front of him. Music played as he walked around. He stalked behind a Chinese looking boy and went up to him. He put the clippers close to his head and turned them on while he made a swiping motion, successfully removing a large chunk of hair.

"GAH! WINNER!" the Chinese boy whirled around angrily as the blond retreated. Kenjii laughed hysterically.

"Sorry?" The boys voice was full of laughter as he evaded the other enraged boy. The camera blacked out for a second before returning again. The same actions were repeated on another boy. Kenjii wouldn't stop laughing. Heero turned to the front door as it swung open.

"Heero! What are you doing? Are you done working?" Heero's mother, Alexia, gave him a disapproving stare. "And what are you two watching?" She snorted in disgust as another cast member was attacked by the clippers.

"It's a new show ma and Hee-chan was watching it with me." Heero's father came in seconds later.

"Well break time is over Heero. Go finish you're work."

"But MOM. I don't want to.."

"Don't get snotty with me. Go do your work. NOW." Heero glared at her but retreated into his study.

"You should be a little easier on him. He was just.."

"Don't start with me Odin." Heero turned his music on lightly and tuned out the sound of his brother laughing and his parents fighting. He sighed wearily. 'Well, back to work.'

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"Oh man! Did you see the look on Woofer's face?" Duo collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughter. "That was priceless!" Quatre grinned from his position on the couch. "I'm SOOO glad this is live, otherwise he would have it deleted!"

"I still can't believe you did that Cat." Trowa came into the small room. "He was furious." Quatre smiled. "But it was fun." Duo grinned, holding up the clippers.

"So, what's on the next episode? I wanna do the 'Party Boy' skit!" Duo jumped up and began dancing around the small room, provocatively while humming to the 'Party Boy' song. Trowa smiled and curled up on the couch next to Quatre.

"Sounds like fun. Where would we do it?" A loud crash kept Duo from answering immediately. They glanced towards the source of the sound, the door to their trailer, and Duo burst out laughing.

Their manager/coordinator stood in the doorway, covered from head to foot in lime green dye. He shook his hands and looked up at Duo. "DUO! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Duo fell to the floor rolling in laughter as the man started to shake out his hair and clothing.

"Aww ...don't worry Curt. It'll come…out…ina…few…MWAHAHAHA!" Duo rolled onto his back, shaking in laughter.

"Duo!" Curt sighed and Quatre shrugged, masking his own amusement. "Next time you three decide to mutilate Wufei's hair, think of the possible consequences." This brought even more laughter from Duo.

"Curt, I had nothing to do with this!" Trowa protested. "I just found out about it." Curt grunted as Duo stood up, still grinning.

"Sorry about the dye Curt. It was meant for Woofers." Curt shook his head. "Oi. Can we go out? There's a mall around here."

"Sure, just don't pull any stunts." Curtis turned and exited the trailer. Duo grinned, pocketing the clippers. He turned to Trowa and Quatre.

"Wanna go?"

"Don't see why not."

End Prologue

Just to let you all know, Heero's mom is a lot like mine when it comes to work…. And if the title doesn't fit the story, well deal with it. Im out of ideas.