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Welcome to this soon to be 20 chapter of things I am NOT supposed to do!
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DISCLAIMER: I OWN MY HOUSE MY STORY AND TACOS. I don't own Teen Titans...
1. I will not steal Robin's endless supply of hair gel and give it to other Teen Titans.
"Beast Boy! Have you seen my hair-" Robin stopped, looking at Beast Boy.
Beast Boy's uniform was really slicked and his hair obviously gelled straight up. "Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?"
"Don't lie!" Robin accused.
Starfire levitated into the room. "Friend Robin, is there anything troubling you?"
"Yes!" Robin complained and looked at Starfire. His jaw dropped. "DID YOU STEAL MY GEL TOO?"
Starfire had her uniform, like Beast Boy's, also slicked. Her hair was put in all different directions. "Of course not friend Robin! I may have used it for some potential cooking, but that's all."
Robin facepalmed himself. "This cannot get any worse."
He dropped himself on the couch and closed his eyes, just as he heard Raven and Cyborg come in the room. "For Batman's sake! Look at-" He gaped at Cyborg and Raven's outfit. They had both gelled everything.
"Like my head? It's shinier." Cyborg made puppy eyes.
Raven gave Robin the make-no-comment-on-this-or-I-will-steal-your-soul- a-thousand-times-over glare.
"Now it can't get any worse…" Robin facepalmed repetitively.
"Well, there's one more person…" Beast Boy nervously shifted in his seat.
"WHO IS IT!" Robin exclaimed.
"Ah….. only Slade, Brother Blood, the Brain, Trigon, Madame Rouge, Blackfire, all the Hive students, Monsieur Mallah, Kitten, Fang, Plasmus, Cheshire, Mother Mae-Eye, the Puppet King, Atlas, Adonis, Control Freak, Kataru, Punk Rocket, Cardiac, Mumbo Jumbo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth, Malchior, Ding Dong Daddy, Cinderblock, Trident, Dr. Light, Steamroller, Warp, Psimon, Johnny Rancid, the Gordonians, Red X, Overload, Jason Todd, the Joker, Jigsaw, Catwoman, the Volturi, Hotstreak, Optimus Prime, Orochimaru, XANA, Team Rocket, Vilgax, the Highbreed, and a bunch of other out of place villains!" Beast boy cheerfully said.
Robin fainted.
2. I will not become Starfire's new English tutor.
"Hi Robin, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X X X?" Starfire cheerfully asked.
Robin fainted.
3. I will not introduce Starfire to Slender.
"Eek! It's Slender!" Starfire used her eye lasers and pwned the computer.
4. I will not invite Slade, Brother Blood, the Brain, Trigon, Madame Rouge, Blackfire, all the Hive students, Monsieur Mallah, Kitten, Fang, Plasmus, Cheshire, Mother Mae-Eye, the Puppet King, Atlas, Adonis, Control Freak, Kataru, Punk Rocket, Cardiac, Mumbo Jumbo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth, Malchior, Ding Dong Daddy, Cinderblock, Trident, Dr. Light, Steamroller, Warp, Psimon, Johnny Rancid, the Gordonians, Red X, Overload, Jason Todd, the Joker, Jigsaw, Catwoman, the Volturi, Hotstreak, Optimus Prime, Orochimaru, XANA, Team Rocket, Vilgax, the Highbreed, and a bunch of other out of place villains to a sleepover.
*Ding Dong*
Raven opened the door.
"Prepare for trouble and make it double!"
"Well SCREW!"
5. I will not give the Titan's keys to a insanely giant mob of Robin's fangirls.
*Door opens*
Robin smiled. "Ahh.. I bet it's one of the Titans."
"SHRIEK!"
Robin frowned. "Oh screw."
6. I will not edit Beast Boy's résumé to Cheese Palace.
Name: Harry Beast Potter Boy
Age: 235.53 x4
Experience: Defeated Voldemort -5 times. Eaten 54935083498 tacos at a shack at once.
Interests: Eating Pie, Creeping Team Rocket, Watching My Little Pony
Needless to say, Beast Boy did not get the job.
7. I will not adjust Cyborg's circuits.
"Hello Amigo, would you like to dance, my friend?" Cyborg held hands with Robin.
"Excuse me?" Robin looked at Cyborg.
"Oh lala, I would like to lick that tasty hair of yours." Cyborg smiled.
Robin fainted.
8. I will not sell Tickets to a Pikachu vs Starfire match.
"DUN DUN DUN. THE BIG MATCH IS COMING GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!" Pikachu randomly fell down in front of Starfire.
"Aww… how cute!" Starfire smiled.
"Pika… CHU!" Pikachu emitted a shock through Starfire.
BZZT! You may have guessed what happened. Here's a hint. Pikachu crumbled into ashes.
9. I will not dress up as Robin for Halloween.
*Ding Dong*
Robin opened the door to see five other identical Robins.
Robin groaned. "Not again!"
10. I will not use my super duper Harry Potter Imperio spell on Beast Boy.
Beast boy walked up to Raven. "Will you please be my wife? I will bathe you and clean you and-"
The sound of wood crashing filled the air.
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