Author's note: I came up from the idea of this story when I was feeling burned out from writing and couldn't think of ideas. At first I wanted to do something similar to a newspaper, because I really enjoyed the gravy inquire on Edtropolis. I then got the idea to do a series that takes place after the Ed, Eddy n Eddy movie that would feature allot of cameos and references and would be a comedy of insane events. So here it is, the first episode of a 13-episode season of "The Wacky, Looney New Edventures."
Episode 1
"New Eds On the Block"
Written by CartoonEdsBoy2009
It was summertime again in Peach Creek and it had been a few days since the Eds' big quest to find Eddy's brother and they were finally excepted as friends by the other children.
But, just because the Eds were excepted by the neighborhood children and were not scamming anymore, did that mean their adventures were over? Well, of course not. They are just getting started in a new series of OCs, crossovers and some of the most insane things the Eds never imagined they could encounter in their suburban life.
Well, I'll stop boring you all with my narrating. Our story begins on a fine morning in the month of June. The Eds were at Double D's house, sitting on his front porch, feeling bored. "I tell you, Double D. I'm glad we're not hated by the other kids and they forgive us for that stupid scam. Its just, now that we don't scam for jawbreakers it just feels like our days are becoming a major snore." Eddy stated.
"I never thought I would say it, but I too miss our days of following your insane and dangerous antics." Double D responded.
"I forgot to wear underwear today guys." Ed said as both Eddy and Double D just looked at him silent.
Eddy then looked as the kids were playing in the Cul-de-Sac, and he then began to think. They haven't really talked to the kids much since they all had jawbreakers at Kevin's house, so Eddy wasn't too sure if the kids were still going to treat them like friends or if they were still going to hold grudges on all their scams over the years.
He then noticed Nazz was jumping rope next to where Kevin was fixing up his bike. Eddy then gasped, "Why the heck would she still be hanging out with him? She kissed me, I'm the one she's suppose to be with."
"Eddy, I think you're overreacting a little over just one kiss." Double D said, giggling. Eddy then growled and stuffed a pair of underwear in Double D's mouth. Double D spit it out and said, "Oh, my Lord! Eddy, a simple "Just stop talking would have been fine."
Ed then picked up the pair of underwear and said, "Oh, there's my underwear. I guess I just forgot to put them on, haha,"
Double D then turned green in the face and fainted. Eddy then pulled a comb out of his pocket and combed his hair. He then raised his eyebrows and began walking towards Nazz and Kevin.
"Nazz, what are you doing with Shovel Chin, and not with a real man?" Eddy said to Nazz as she then put her jump rope down.
"Um, look, dude. I do like you, but that kiss was mainly because I felt bad about what your jerk brother did to you. I felt bad that I always had a crush on a guy that would treat his little brother so mean you know?" Nazz stated with a smile, hoping Eddy would understand.
"Oh, I see." Eddy said in shock. "So, you're with this bozo who loves his bike?" He said, pointing to Kevin.
Nazz then smiled at Kevin and said, "Well, he and I just have a special bound. He is a jerk though."
"Better a jerk then a dork, now run along squirt." Kevin said, laughing. Eddy then stormed away, growling.
"These lowlifes. I bet they were just being nice to us, that one day. They haven't changed. I doubt we're excepted at all. The only thing that's changed is that Johnny-boy is more hated then us now."
Johnny then was seen behind Eddy's house, in his Captain Melonhead costume and holding Plank in his Splinter the Wonderwood costume. Johnny then said, "You believe the nerve of that no-neck geek, buddy. They're the evil ones and we're gonna make them pay."
"You're such a tool, Johnny." Plank responded with a laugh. "Oh, I mean, yes. We will make the Eds pay."
Eddy then noticed a moving van by one of the houses. He then gasped as he saw four kids by the van: two girls, and two guys.
One of the girls was about Double D's height and she wore a blue shirt, with short green pants. She had blue hair and pigtails, and black and white shoes. She looked a little like Marie Kanker, but prettier.
The other girl was a little taller then Double D, but shorter then Ed. She had black hair, in a ponytail and wore a green-striped shirt, with purple pants and red shoes.
The older brother was a little taller then Ed. He had dark hair, and wore a brown jacket with a white shirt and, jeans and brown shoes.
The little brother was around Sarah and Jimmy's ages. He wore a long-sleeved shirt with a sweater vest, badge pants, and black shoes.
Eddy began smiling, while drooling as if he was about to have a jawbreaker. Those two girls were not bad looking, they even would give Nazz competition.
Double D then walked to Eddy, looking disgusted with his hands on his hips and he said, "Well, Eddy, thank you very much for that! For heaven's sake, do you know how much personal hygiene I will require after you carelessly stuffed Ed's personal belongings-"
Before Double D could finish, Eddy then grabbed him by the head and showed him the two new girls. Double D then smiled and started sweating. He was no longer in a bad mood. "Oh, my, I don't think I've seen those ladies here before." He said, while drooling.
Eddy then threw him on the ground and said, "Yep, now you two armatures let a real man welcome these chicks to Peach Creek." He then sprayed some breath spray in his mouth and walked over to the girls. He turned his head back to Ed and Double D and said, "Lern from a master boys."
"Eddy's the Man with the plan, Double D!" Ed said, helping Double D up.
Eddy jumped over to the two girls and said, "Hello, ladies. Are you ready for an experience with a real man.?"
Both girls then gasped and said, "Who is that sweet, adorable boy?"
Eddy then laughed and and said, "Oh, you're embarrassing me now." The two girls then ran past Eddy was he thought they were talking to him. He then turned his head and saw they were all over Double D. "Hey, what the heck gives?" Eddy shouted in anger.
Double D was blushing, sweating nervous. "Ladies, please. I'm flattered, but I need some space." He then started shaking as both girls were kissing his cheeks.
The blue-haird girl then said, "My name is Diana, cutie. What's yours?"
"I'm Dana, who are you?" The dark haird girl said.
"Hey, I asked him first!" Diana said as she then shoved Dana. Dana then punched her in the face.
"Now enough of this now." Double D said as he broke up the fight. "My name is Eddward, but my friends call me Double D because my friend's name is also Ed and we all want to avoid the confusion."
"Double D. That's such a sweet name." Dana said in a very sweet tone. She then grabbed Double D's hand and said, "We should talk sometime, just you and me?"
Diana then grabbed onto Double D's arm and said, "We just met him and he's your boyfriend now?"
Eddy was standing by the house, watching the whole thing and so was Ed. "Look at him. What's Shakespeare the sockhead got that we don't?"
"It's the hat, Eddy! The chicks dig the hats!" Ed said as he was wearing his underwear on his head like a hat.
"And chicks like guys who change their underwear once a month, you idiot." Eddy said with a smile as he gave Ed a kick in the behind.
The older brother then walked over to Ed and be looked at him with a smile, and said, "You don't change underwear? I thought I was the only one. Haha,"
He and Ed then started laughing and Ed then looked at his hair and said, "My hair looked like yours before I had that darn haircut before first season. My name is Ed, I love butter toast and gravy."
"I'm Ted, I love bread, and doughnuts. I also love monster movies and chickens and ducks are so cute."
Ed then gasped and smiled. He then imagined a montage with the song "What A Wonderful World" with him and Ted dancing along with a bunch of chickens and them sitting in Ed's room, having butter toast and doughnuts. He also imagined them battling robots from another galaxy. After the montage was over Ed then hugged Ted and said, "You're my new friend! Friend for Ed!"