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Sakura sighed as she tried half-heartedly tried to actually pay attention to Naruto's banter. "-and so last night I decided I'm gonna call her Hinata-chan and so this morning I greeted her saying, 'Good morning Hinata-chan!' and then," Naruto sighed."And then what ?" Sakura asked as she started walking towards the kitchen," did she faint or something?" Sakura said jokingly as she took a can of soda from the refrigerator and started walking back towards him. "HEY!" Naruto yelled as he started at her with a flabbergasted look "HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
Sakura just stared at him apathetically before taking a swig from the can,"Idiot," She muttered. At that Naruto chuckled," You know Sakura-chan, you sound alot like teme right now," a thought crossed Naruto's mind as he started laughing louder," let's just hope teme doesn't sound like you now! Wait," he trailed with a guilty look," that didn't come out right. There's nothing wrong with you Sakura-chan! You're amazing!"
Instead of being annoyed, she just giggled. She knew Naruto for a long time, and she went through alot with him. So she also knew Naruto didn't mean what he just said, he just couldn't place his words right. "Well just think Sasuke-kun calling me Sakura-chan, it'd be pretty fucking weird, I suppose,' she said with a grin trying to make him continue.
Instantly,Naruto brightened up grinned back before saying," Think about Sasuke calling me Naruto-kun."
A brief moment passed.
Then another.
Sakura was processing the information he just gave while placing her soda on the coffee table, and then they started howling with laughter. Naruto sitting Indian styled on the floor while smacking his hand on the coffee table while Sakura was just shaking with laughter while being curled on the couch," Goddamn! T-that got me! Holy shit Naruto!" she said as she started laughing more hard, tears started forming in her eyes by just thinking about Sasuke calling him Naruto-kun.
They were still laughing when they heard the front door open and close and before they knew it, Sasuke was looking at them with curiousity. Sakura was trying to suppress her laughter and regain her composer when Naruto said," HI SASUKE-KUN!" and with that they both literally started laughing their asses off yet, again.
Sasuke was still standing there not knowing what to say.What the fuck, he thought before glaring at Naruto and his oh-so-mature wife before grounding out a," ." Naruto knowing him, didn't look even a bit offended and just stood up while still laughing and saying," Well I was just about to," he walked past Sasuke and reached the front door,"See ya Sakura-chan! Teme!" almost saying Sasuke-kun again, but changed his mind at the last moment while still chuckling at what had just happend.
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With Naruto gone, Sasuke was now glaring at Sakura. "What? We were talking about suffixes," while wiping away tears," And while we're still at it, can I call you Sasuke-chan?" teasing him while giggling and walking towards him,"Sasuke-chan," she tasted as she felt the pits of laughter bubbling her stomach again. Suddenly Sasuke stopped glaring at her."Fine," he shrugged while closing the distance between them and kissing her. His agreement caught her off-guard,"fine?" she mimicked him while raising her eyebrows."Fine," he repeated,"-As long as I get to call you Sakura-kun," And this time it was Sasuke who was chuckling and Sakura with the what-the-fuck look.
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A/N: I always had this idea of Sasuke teasing Sakura by calling her Sakura-kun, but the story wasn't supposed to go this way.