Warning: Not proper grammer, character death (?). Don't take this seriously.

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara!

It was a red day accentuated by the sad rain. It was hard to believe that in a few moments, I would suffer a psychotic death.

I was enjoying crying calmly as Shizuo loved suddenly, like a needy cat laughing gently.

The Izaya had red thighs and a sad torso. It didn't look dangerous. Not even its black eyes warned me of my fate. I should have sensed the danger in its hair.

I can still vividly recall the knife coming down on my wrists like a blue cat - growl. My life slipped away.

Only dearest Izaya weeps for me.

So...yeah. I was just f**king around and I found this 'Drabble Generator.' And, omg, this is so confusing. I laughed so hard. Just try reading this out loud in a serious voice. Thought I share this with you since this is just weird and some day I can take things seriously.