"Wow, this is where you used to live, Sasuke-Kun?" Karin looked around in wonder. "A man and a woman could be happy together for the rest of their lives here!"
Sasuke smiled and looked back at his other two friends. "Jugo or Suigetsu would be glad to hear that from you."
They walked right up to the gate, and stopped in front of the guards.
"Remember me?"
The shocked looks on the guards faces were answer enough. One of them reached under the desk to...
"I'd rather you didn't call the ANBU. I trust them a lot less since one of Root's agents tried to kill me a couple of months back."
The guards looked at each other, shocked.
"Look, if you could just grant the four of us an audience with the Hokage, I'd really appreciate it."
The guards touched the radio button. "Hokage-sama, could you please give us a vacation and send us to the hospital? We think we've both gone insane."
The voice at the other end came back with "And I think you both need to sit your asses back down. You are not insane and he really is standing there. What does he want?"
"An audience with you."
"And make sure Danzo, Homura, and Koharu don't know about it. I don't trust any of them for shit, especially not Danzo."
"Got it. Welcome home, Sasuke. Planning to stay?"
Sasuke smiled. "Hell yeah."
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"Tsunade! I came here as soon as I heard!" Homura rushed into the room, not even knocking. "Is it true, is it?!"
"Yes, it is," spoke a voice from the doorway.
Homura turned to see Team Hebi (or Team Taka or whatever the fuck they were called these days) standing in the doorway behind them. He reached into his robe and pulled out a blade. "Come no closer to the Hokage, or I will take all of your lives!"
Tsunade and Team Taka both burst out laughing.
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