Title: Curves

Pairings: Arthur/Merlin

Spoilers: Don't think so…

WARNINGS: Uh my rubbish sense of humour? Again. A little bit cracky perhaps?

Disclaimer: Merlin not mine *sob* It's the BBC's though I want to rob them and get away with Bradley and Colin ^_^

Summary: Arthur is reincarnated again. This time however, it didn't exactly go as planned.

Notes: I have no idea where this came from. I was just working and it hit me like a brick to the face. I just hope its ok. I don't normally write stuff like this and there's probably a good reason for it.

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Flash of gold.

Arthur blinked.

The first thing he saw was Merlin. It wasn't his presence that had Arthur worried though. It was the look of… discomfort aimed in his direction.

"How do you feel?" Merlin asked carefully.

"How do I feel? Merlin, what sort of question- why do I sound like a girl?" The discomfort became guilt.

"Because you are one?" Arthur looked down at himself and noticed that indeed he was female.

"What the- Merlin, some how this is your fault." Arthur gave him his best glare which wasn't quite as frightening as it had been when he wasn't wearing mascara and eye shadow. Merlin shook his head.

"Sorry, this has nothing to do with me. This time around it seems that nature has decided for better or worse that you should be female." He gave a slight shrug to go with it. Arthur pouted, a lot more attractive now he was a woman, then thought about his predicament. A sudden look of horror crossed his… her features.

"Oh my god! I haven't got a penis!" Merlin couldn't help but laugh at this out burst. Arthur put his her (it was confusing thinking like that) hands on curved hips. "Why are you laughing at me? How is this even fair? You've still got yours." Merlin stopped laughing for a moment and grinned.

"You're suffering penis envy." Arthur frowned.

"Am not! The only thing I'm suffering is penis deprivation." That sent Merlin back into fits of giggles. Arthur sighed.

"Merlin, you are such a girl." Merlin looked at him and managed to squeak,

"Talk for yourself." Arthur finally caught sight of a mirror and walked over to it. The downfall of being reincarnated and then Merlin giving his memories back was that he could never remember about the life he had been living. Gazing at his reflection, he had to admit that, being a woman aside, it wasn't too bad. He still looked like him, softer, more delicate, longer hair, longer legs and hello. Arthur's grin became lecherous. He ran his hands up his sides and grabbed his bust. Merlin rubbed his face in his hands.

"Arthur, please stop fondling your breasts." Arthur spun around to face him,

"Why? Do you want to fondle them instead?" Merlin dropped his hands and frowned. Arthur's grin dropped. "You hate me like this, don't you?" Merlin gave an irritated sigh.

"I don't hate you." He walked over and wrapped his arms around a curvy waist. "It's just… different. I'm just going to have to learn your body all over again. It doesn't matter what you look like. You are still you and I love you." Arthur smiled and wrapped his arms around Merlin's neck. He was annoyed to realise that he was a lot shorter than Merlin this time. He still managed to meet Merlin's lips in a kiss however, with the aid of heels. Apparently, this body was used to the painful foot wear so he had used instinct to walk rather than to think about. He was sure he was still likely to fall over at some point. He just hoped Merlin wouldn't be there to see it. He pulled away from the kiss.

"I love you too." His smiled turned decidedly wicked once more. Merlin looked more than a little worried.

"What?"

"I guess now I can find out what Morgana was always raving about."

"I'll pretend you didn't just say that."

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