Lunar Otaku
Hiro-Gay with Ghaleon Ronfar: DrugDealer Leo:Catholic Priest Lemina Big Business Women Jean:Vegetarian Lucia:Stripper (Random Character Inserts)
Narrator: The story starts off in Hiro and Ghaleons apartment in NYC
Hiro: ooooo my Magic Emperor
Ghaleon::Wispers softly in his ear:: drop the panties
Hiro: LIKE OK ::Drops clothes with pink panties::
Ghaleon: errrrrr why don't we go into a room ::points to the wide open window with a shocked neighbor gawking/screaming::
Hiro:Like your so right
Narrator: OK LEMINA IS IN CHURCH WITH FATHER LEO LETS SEE HOW THIS IS...
Lemina::Sits in church waiting for it to end when her cell phone rings she picks it up:: Hello?
Employee: Lemina we dropped 65%
Lemina::Screaming:: WHADDYA MEAN WE DROPPED 65% YOU @#$@#! FOOL HOW DID YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Employee: I didn't do it.
Lemina: WELL GET OUR STOCKS BACK YOU ^$@##& RETARD
Father Leo: Lemina?
Lemina::Screams at Leo:: WHADDYA WANT!?
F Leo: Im in the middle of my sermon
Lemina: $#@^ YOUR %#%#!! SERMON I DON'T GIVE A $^@^
F Leo: LEMINA NOT IN CHUCH
Lemina: I DON'T GIVE A t#$&#*$#(*re^ WHERE IN CHURCH
Narrator: Lets see what Ronfar is doing ::thinks:: I need a new job
Ronfar: Ok the Coke is $36.00 the Heroine is $58.00 and the cocaine is $20.00
Teenagers: Yo Foo thanks for the discount
Ronfar:Anytime ::packs up Drugs and walks out of alleyway down to Lemina's Job::
Ronfar: Is Miss Ausa there FOO
Receptionist::Sighs:: Ronfar go on in FOO
Ronfar: MY word remember
Receptionist: Yea Yea whatever go in
Ronfar: Tay See you later Pretty Kitty ::walks in::
Receptionist: WHAATT EVER..
Ronfar: HEY ITS MA GIRL FOO
Lemina: Ronfar im not in the mood..
Ronfar: What happened my sexy ho?
Lemina: Well ::sniffles:: HALF THE FUCKED COMPANY WENT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
Ronfar: So that aint bad
Lemina::glares:: your right that isn't bad ::smiles angelicly:: ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!
Lemina: I MADE THIS EMPIRE AND IT'S ALL MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!
Ronfar: BITCH GET OFF THE FLOOR
Lemina: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING
Ronfar: I donno it came to my mind
Narrator: I wonder what Jean is doing she's always cheerful
Jean: Yes I would like the Carrot Salad with oil and vinegar dressing
Cook: Oh would you like some chicken in your salad?
Jean::face goes red and screams:: NOOOOOOOOOO THAT POOR CHICKEN IT COULDN'T FIGHT NOOOOOOOO ::BANGS FLOOR WITH FISTS:: YOUR EXACTLY LIKE LUNN I
Cook: Well one I am Lunn but ok continue the theatrics
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::Cries and is arrested and taken to jail::
Narrator: .... Lucia is probably the most sane of the characters now
Lucia::Flashing Audiences and pole Dancing::
Lucia: IM A SLAAAAAAVE FOR YOU I CAN NOT HIDE IT I CANNOT CONTROL IT::Gets into a weird position::
Crowd:: YEA!!
Guy::puts $20 in her thong::
Lucia:SENKUU
Narrator::sighs::
Hiro: OH GHALEON OH GHALEON YOU SEXY ELF YOU
Ghaleon: SHH Someone's here
Lemina::ITS OK ITS ONLY LEMINA THE ONE WHO LOST HER STOCKS::
Hiro::walks out of the room in pink panties:: It's a hard life Candy Girl
Lemina::sighs I know::
Ronfar::walking in singing:: Cause im High Cause im High Cause Im Hiiiiigh
Lemina: la la la la la
Ronfar: YEA GO LEMINA
Lemina:Whatever
Leo::walks in with the bailed out Jean::
Leo: Bless the Lord you didn't hurt anyone
Jean: But but Lunn killed a chicken
Leo: DEEP BREATHES
Jean::Breathes::
Hiro::whispers to Ghaleon:: Tease her
Ghaleon: Today I saw a cow get its head chopped off
Jean: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::Breaks down into tears::
Ghaleon: Yup and it was turned into my hamburger
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ghaleon: What do you call a cow with no legs
Ghaleon: GROUND BEEF!
Jean: UGHHHHHHHHHH ::cries::
Leo::glares
Ghaleon: Hey at least im not a pedophile like you are Leo
Leo: SHHHHHH
::Lemina's Cell Phone Rings::
Lemina: Yes?
Employee: Lemina we rose 82%
Lemina: YES I KNEW IT YOU ARE THE BEST YOU GET A RAISE LEMINA YOU FUCKEN ARE GOOD YES FUCKEN THANK YOU
Leo: Oh Dear God so many Fucks in one sentence
Lemina::hangs up:: Im Happy
::Lemina's cell phone rings again::
Lemina::happily:: Hello?
Employee: erm Lemina we dropped 97%
Lemina: YOU FUCKING IDIOT I KNEW YOU WERE SHIT GO TO FUCKING HELL WHAT DID YOU DO YOUR FIRED I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE I ::hangs up::
Leo: And Yet again so Many Fucks in one sentence
Lemina: I need some Food lets go get Chinese
::In The Resteraunt::
Lemina: Ill have the Money errrrrr Sushi Tray
Ronfar: Ill have the Moo Shuu Ecstacy errrrrrr Moo Shuu Pork
Lucia: Ill have a Double Back CheeseBurger
Waiter: WE DON'T HAVE THAT DUMB FUCK
Lucia: Ok ill have Spare Ribs
Jean: Ill have the Salmon and SeaBass
Waiter: Would you like our 3rd combo choice of Pork or Beef?
Jean: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ::Cries:: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU KILL THEM FOR WHY DID YOU DO IT WHY WHY WHY YOU DUMB CHINK!
Waiter: Im Japanese
Jean: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Hiro: Me and Ghaleon will have the Sushi Sampler
Leo: Ill have the Lobster
Waiter: OK. COOK WE HAVE WON NUMBA ONE TOO NUMBA 3'S AND TOO NUMBA SEFEN'S!
Cook: OK!
Lemina: I wish something bad happened to me now
Ronfar: I planned for us to have wild sex tonight
Lemina: Like that
Leo: Im preparing Next week's sermon
Hiro: Me and Ghaleon are gonna have a Porn Fest!
Ghaleon: EH!?
Jean: Im going with Lucia to the Movies
::The Food Comes::
Lucia: ILL HAVE SOME OF EVERYBODYS ::eats all there food::
All: Thanks.....
Waiter: here YO BILL
Ronfar: lemme see that
Lemina: I aint got 10 dollars
Lucia: I GOT A 20! ::pulls out 20 from her thong
Lucia::pays::
Everyone: RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ::Leaves::
Narrator: The party splits there separate ways as the New Enemy Approaches.
Enemy: YESS HEHE HE I AM THE NEW ENEMY SEIKO ADIDA
Narrator: Psycho Addict?
Seiko: NO SEIKO ADIDA FOOL. He he he I plan to destroy all of LUNAR!
Lucia: Wow I never thought A Disney movie can be so bloody
Jean: That's cause it isn't A DISNEY MOVIE MORONIC RETARD
Lucia: OH OK
::Suddenly the movie theater screen goes blank and so does Hiro and Ghaleons TV.::
Hiro: HEY NO IT WAS GETTING GOOD!
Lucia: YEA AND WALT DISNEY KNOWS HOW TO USE A MACHINE GUN!
Seiko: I AM SEIKO ADIDA DESTROYER OF LUNAR
Jean: Psycho Addict?
Seiko: NOOOOOOO SEIKO ADIDA CHICKEN SHIT!
::Jean and Lucia run home to Leo Lemina Ronfar Hiro and Ghaleon::
Jean: YOU GUYS
Lucia: WALT DISNEY KILLED 20 PEOPLE
Jean: NOOOOO THERES A NEW ENEMY WE MUST FIGHT
Ghaleon: You go without me I have to keep the bed warm for my Snuggle Bunny
Hiro: Awwwwww you sexy ELF!
::The 6 Leave to go to Pentagulia::
Hiro: LIKE MEGA MAGIC ATTACK!
Lemina: MY LINE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC CHEESECAKE
Hiro: HARSH CANDY GIRL
::All 6 Arrive to Seiko Adida::
Seiko: SO YOU DID COME LETS FIGHT Hiro: Triple Boner Sword!
Ronfar: Ecstasy Ran Low!
Lemina: Mega Magic Stock Break!
Lucia: IMA SLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAVE FOR YOU
Jean: Shish Kebab Vegetarian Stick!
Leo: Jesus Christ SUPERSTAR!!!
Seiko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::DIES SLOWLY AND Painfully::
Lucia: YAY ::Uses Plasma rain sending the whole world into a gulf of Flames::
The End
Hiro-Gay with Ghaleon Ronfar: DrugDealer Leo:Catholic Priest Lemina Big Business Women Jean:Vegetarian Lucia:Stripper (Random Character Inserts)
Narrator: The story starts off in Hiro and Ghaleons apartment in NYC
Hiro: ooooo my Magic Emperor
Ghaleon::Wispers softly in his ear:: drop the panties
Hiro: LIKE OK ::Drops clothes with pink panties::
Ghaleon: errrrrr why don't we go into a room ::points to the wide open window with a shocked neighbor gawking/screaming::
Hiro:Like your so right
Narrator: OK LEMINA IS IN CHURCH WITH FATHER LEO LETS SEE HOW THIS IS...
Lemina::Sits in church waiting for it to end when her cell phone rings she picks it up:: Hello?
Employee: Lemina we dropped 65%
Lemina::Screaming:: WHADDYA MEAN WE DROPPED 65% YOU @#$@#! FOOL HOW DID YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Employee: I didn't do it.
Lemina: WELL GET OUR STOCKS BACK YOU ^$@##& RETARD
Father Leo: Lemina?
Lemina::Screams at Leo:: WHADDYA WANT!?
F Leo: Im in the middle of my sermon
Lemina: $#@^ YOUR %#%#!! SERMON I DON'T GIVE A $^@^
F Leo: LEMINA NOT IN CHUCH
Lemina: I DON'T GIVE A t#$&#*$#(*re^ WHERE IN CHURCH
Narrator: Lets see what Ronfar is doing ::thinks:: I need a new job
Ronfar: Ok the Coke is $36.00 the Heroine is $58.00 and the cocaine is $20.00
Teenagers: Yo Foo thanks for the discount
Ronfar:Anytime ::packs up Drugs and walks out of alleyway down to Lemina's Job::
Ronfar: Is Miss Ausa there FOO
Receptionist::Sighs:: Ronfar go on in FOO
Ronfar: MY word remember
Receptionist: Yea Yea whatever go in
Ronfar: Tay See you later Pretty Kitty ::walks in::
Receptionist: WHAATT EVER..
Ronfar: HEY ITS MA GIRL FOO
Lemina: Ronfar im not in the mood..
Ronfar: What happened my sexy ho?
Lemina: Well ::sniffles:: HALF THE FUCKED COMPANY WENT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
Ronfar: So that aint bad
Lemina::glares:: your right that isn't bad ::smiles angelicly:: ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!
Lemina: I MADE THIS EMPIRE AND IT'S ALL MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!
Ronfar: BITCH GET OFF THE FLOOR
Lemina: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING
Ronfar: I donno it came to my mind
Narrator: I wonder what Jean is doing she's always cheerful
Jean: Yes I would like the Carrot Salad with oil and vinegar dressing
Cook: Oh would you like some chicken in your salad?
Jean::face goes red and screams:: NOOOOOOOOOO THAT POOR CHICKEN IT COULDN'T FIGHT NOOOOOOOO ::BANGS FLOOR WITH FISTS:: YOUR EXACTLY LIKE LUNN I
Cook: Well one I am Lunn but ok continue the theatrics
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::Cries and is arrested and taken to jail::
Narrator: .... Lucia is probably the most sane of the characters now
Lucia::Flashing Audiences and pole Dancing::
Lucia: IM A SLAAAAAAVE FOR YOU I CAN NOT HIDE IT I CANNOT CONTROL IT::Gets into a weird position::
Crowd:: YEA!!
Guy::puts $20 in her thong::
Lucia:SENKUU
Narrator::sighs::
Hiro: OH GHALEON OH GHALEON YOU SEXY ELF YOU
Ghaleon: SHH Someone's here
Lemina::ITS OK ITS ONLY LEMINA THE ONE WHO LOST HER STOCKS::
Hiro::walks out of the room in pink panties:: It's a hard life Candy Girl
Lemina::sighs I know::
Ronfar::walking in singing:: Cause im High Cause im High Cause Im Hiiiiigh
Lemina: la la la la la
Ronfar: YEA GO LEMINA
Lemina:Whatever
Leo::walks in with the bailed out Jean::
Leo: Bless the Lord you didn't hurt anyone
Jean: But but Lunn killed a chicken
Leo: DEEP BREATHES
Jean::Breathes::
Hiro::whispers to Ghaleon:: Tease her
Ghaleon: Today I saw a cow get its head chopped off
Jean: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::Breaks down into tears::
Ghaleon: Yup and it was turned into my hamburger
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ghaleon: What do you call a cow with no legs
Ghaleon: GROUND BEEF!
Jean: UGHHHHHHHHHH ::cries::
Leo::glares
Ghaleon: Hey at least im not a pedophile like you are Leo
Leo: SHHHHHH
::Lemina's Cell Phone Rings::
Lemina: Yes?
Employee: Lemina we rose 82%
Lemina: YES I KNEW IT YOU ARE THE BEST YOU GET A RAISE LEMINA YOU FUCKEN ARE GOOD YES FUCKEN THANK YOU
Leo: Oh Dear God so many Fucks in one sentence
Lemina::hangs up:: Im Happy
::Lemina's cell phone rings again::
Lemina::happily:: Hello?
Employee: erm Lemina we dropped 97%
Lemina: YOU FUCKING IDIOT I KNEW YOU WERE SHIT GO TO FUCKING HELL WHAT DID YOU DO YOUR FIRED I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE I ::hangs up::
Leo: And Yet again so Many Fucks in one sentence
Lemina: I need some Food lets go get Chinese
::In The Resteraunt::
Lemina: Ill have the Money errrrrr Sushi Tray
Ronfar: Ill have the Moo Shuu Ecstacy errrrrrr Moo Shuu Pork
Lucia: Ill have a Double Back CheeseBurger
Waiter: WE DON'T HAVE THAT DUMB FUCK
Lucia: Ok ill have Spare Ribs
Jean: Ill have the Salmon and SeaBass
Waiter: Would you like our 3rd combo choice of Pork or Beef?
Jean: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ::Cries:: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU KILL THEM FOR WHY DID YOU DO IT WHY WHY WHY YOU DUMB CHINK!
Waiter: Im Japanese
Jean: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Hiro: Me and Ghaleon will have the Sushi Sampler
Leo: Ill have the Lobster
Waiter: OK. COOK WE HAVE WON NUMBA ONE TOO NUMBA 3'S AND TOO NUMBA SEFEN'S!
Cook: OK!
Lemina: I wish something bad happened to me now
Ronfar: I planned for us to have wild sex tonight
Lemina: Like that
Leo: Im preparing Next week's sermon
Hiro: Me and Ghaleon are gonna have a Porn Fest!
Ghaleon: EH!?
Jean: Im going with Lucia to the Movies
::The Food Comes::
Lucia: ILL HAVE SOME OF EVERYBODYS ::eats all there food::
All: Thanks.....
Waiter: here YO BILL
Ronfar: lemme see that
Lemina: I aint got 10 dollars
Lucia: I GOT A 20! ::pulls out 20 from her thong
Lucia::pays::
Everyone: RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ::Leaves::
Narrator: The party splits there separate ways as the New Enemy Approaches.
Enemy: YESS HEHE HE I AM THE NEW ENEMY SEIKO ADIDA
Narrator: Psycho Addict?
Seiko: NO SEIKO ADIDA FOOL. He he he I plan to destroy all of LUNAR!
Lucia: Wow I never thought A Disney movie can be so bloody
Jean: That's cause it isn't A DISNEY MOVIE MORONIC RETARD
Lucia: OH OK
::Suddenly the movie theater screen goes blank and so does Hiro and Ghaleons TV.::
Hiro: HEY NO IT WAS GETTING GOOD!
Lucia: YEA AND WALT DISNEY KNOWS HOW TO USE A MACHINE GUN!
Seiko: I AM SEIKO ADIDA DESTROYER OF LUNAR
Jean: Psycho Addict?
Seiko: NOOOOOOO SEIKO ADIDA CHICKEN SHIT!
::Jean and Lucia run home to Leo Lemina Ronfar Hiro and Ghaleon::
Jean: YOU GUYS
Lucia: WALT DISNEY KILLED 20 PEOPLE
Jean: NOOOOO THERES A NEW ENEMY WE MUST FIGHT
Ghaleon: You go without me I have to keep the bed warm for my Snuggle Bunny
Hiro: Awwwwww you sexy ELF!
::The 6 Leave to go to Pentagulia::
Hiro: LIKE MEGA MAGIC ATTACK!
Lemina: MY LINE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC CHEESECAKE
Hiro: HARSH CANDY GIRL
::All 6 Arrive to Seiko Adida::
Seiko: SO YOU DID COME LETS FIGHT Hiro: Triple Boner Sword!
Ronfar: Ecstasy Ran Low!
Lemina: Mega Magic Stock Break!
Lucia: IMA SLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAVE FOR YOU
Jean: Shish Kebab Vegetarian Stick!
Leo: Jesus Christ SUPERSTAR!!!
Seiko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::DIES SLOWLY AND Painfully::
Lucia: YAY ::Uses Plasma rain sending the whole world into a gulf of Flames::
The End