With the Addition of Markiplier: Get out Alive
It was my 13th Birthday and my friend, Holly, had suggested that I invite her over to celebrate the momentous occasion of me getting older. Great, isn't it, her sarcasm is friggin' wonderful. Holly and I love to watch gaming youtubers, we are so strange because we'd talk about them like they are our best friends, yes we are very, very strange indeed.
We laughed and talked about what being a youtuber would be like and the youtubers that we loved. "I've had the most fuckin' cool idea ever in the history of gamer kind!" Holly said with a glint of mischief in her eye while sitting down at her laptop on Markiplier's youtubepage.
"There's this new video on Markiplier's channel" she said.
"Huh, carry on," I replied.
"I thought maybe you'd like to watch it!"
"Ha, Sherlock, everybody! Of course I wanna watch it I'm the biggest Markiplier fan you'll find around these parts of the country!" I mocked Holly and laughed.
"Excuse me, bitch your missing someone out here, I think you'll find you have it wrong, I am the BIGGEST Markiplier fan there is, EVER!" Holly was pouting just before she found the most rubbish come-back in the history of time.
"Are we gonna to watch this damn video or what?" I shouted
"Ok, calm down then, but I'm still the- "
"Hush…" I said "Just to clarify and keep it simple for your simple brain, I am the biggest fan of Markiplier, no questions asked!" The pair of us grinned from ear to ear and started to giggle.
We began the video, it was the weirdest fucking thing I'd ever seen. Markiplier, Minx, Jacksepticeye, Yamimash, Pewdiepie, Krism, Danny, Arin, Ross, Suzy, Barry, Wade and Bob chanting, all with shut eyes. It was weird, man. They spoke in sync, the 13 youtubers chanted these words:
"When we chant the deed is done,
Forever, together, for horrors fun,
We have 13 in this circle,
2 more people we need,
Then down a hole we'll hurtle,
IN… TO… HELL!"
They opened their eyes quickly, their eyes, they were… RED! Holly paused the video in shock horror, her eyes widened. Mine did too.
"What the fuck is this messed up piece of shit of a video!" I whispered eerily.
"I hope this is all one big prank," Holly replied.
"I hope so too. How fucked up is this gonna get? Assuming this is a joke, let's just play along, like we usually do, hmm, Holly? No one's gonna get hurt by a silly prank, am I right?"
"Ok, Anna… I hope our assumptions are as true as my life, I actually want to go shopping tomorrow, you know…" She unpaused the video after speaking and we kept watching.
Mark said in his cheery voice:
"If you want to come and join us on this 'adventure' chant these words;" He giggled slightly. The sight and sound of this made my arms turned into what almost appeared to be a mutated mess of goose bumps.
"Today, I want to be,
With thee lovely 13,
Time to strike,
For my life,
Come on Death, PLEASE! 'Say it 20 times, it doesn't matter if you screw it up a little but never the less... I will see two lucky people in HELL tomorrow' "
We are so dumb… we did it… It was my idea but the rest of that night was strangely too normal.