Pairing: GinHiji & GinZura
Disclaimer: all characters belong to Hideaki Sorachi, this story is just for fun purposes.
A/N: ehhh, this is my first Gintama fanfiction, but definitely not my first yaoi fanfiction. I've never actually published anything on here, so this may not turn out correctly. Ne...please enjoy :)
-Prologue-
Nothing could have been better or worse at that moment for Hijikata Toushirou. He watched in shock as he saw Sakata Gintoki stride from an Okama bar, laughing obnoxiously as he was led by a woman (man?) towards a cheap, sleazy looking hotel.
It didn't particularly matter to Hijikata that the damn Yorozuya was heading off to fuck some unknown man-woman. All that mattered was the fact that it happened right in front of him, and he would not allow the perm haired bastard to ruin his life by getting some sort of disease from a tranny.
And with those thoughts in mind, Hijikata headed off after one idiot and one man-woman.
Sakata Gintoki, drunk off his ass, clung to Katsura, who was dressed in drag. He felt his face heat up when he looked at the feminine man who was leading him along towards who-knows-where. He didn't really care where he was being led to, just as long as he got some shut eye before Kagura decided to be a deviant and stay up until he got home.
He stumbled slightly as they went, nearly making both himself and "Zurako" fall into a heap. But, thankfully, the tranny was able to keep both of them stable.
Gintoki laughed slightly, hiccuping as he did. "Ne, Zura...-"
He felt Katsura stiffen beside him at those words. "Oi, Gintoki, it's not Zura, it's Zurako."
He sighed slightly, a small hiccup escaping his lips. Gintoki leaned in closer to the she-man, his face nuzzling into the crook of Zura's neck. He sniffed the Okama's neck, a small moan escaping his lips. Katsura smelt so good, so good, and it sent a shiver down Gintoki's spine.
The Yorozuya reached for Katsura's ass, but before he could grab ahold of the firm-looking buttocks, he was squirted in the face with mayonnaise. He fell back, from the shock of having something hitting his face, and fell flat on his ass.
He went to wipe his face, only to smell the noxious scent of a lit cigarette. He wiped the mayonnaise from his eyes, finding himself face to face with the Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi, Hijikata Toushirou.
"Eh? What're you..." Hiccup. "...doing here..." Hiccup. "...Oogushi-kun...?" Hiccup. Gintoki rubbed his eyes continuously as he stared at the dark and handsome male in front of him. In fact, just looking at Hijikata while drunk seriously turned him on. The tension radiating from the male was slightly nauseating, but the stricken look of anger (and pain?) made Gin want to cuddle up to the Mayora.
He bit his lower lip lightly as he stared at Hijikata, his mind wandering to dirty, dirty places. Gintoki reached up to touch the smooth, pale skin of the dark haired man in front of him. He smiled at the Shinsengumi officer as his fingers brushed across the fine-textured cheek, which, ironically, was distinctively turning a light pink, making the Mayora look quite cute and adorable.
Katsura, or Zurako at the moment, watched the exchange between the two males silently. He bowed his head to hide his eyes from being seen. He knew the mediocre relationship that Gintoki and himself had went no farther than sex, but just watching the scene play out front of him; watching his one-sided love affection start wanting another made Katsura's heart lurch strongly.
Before he saw anything else, before he saw an exchange that would surely break his heart in more pieces, he turned and walked off, leaving the two males alone.
Hijikata felt his face heat up as the Yorozuya touched his cheek, his finger trailing softly down his cheek to his throat. He gulped as those cool fingers moved over his racing pulse.
"...! Y-Yorozuya...st-stop," he said quickly as he looked away, grabbing Gintoki's hand as he did so, his fingers and palm enclosing around the perm head's wrist.
He pushed that hand farther and farther away from his face until he knew he could make an easy escape. All he had wanted to do was help out Gintoki, so that he didn't turn into a homo.
But what Hijikata didn't know was that Sakata Gintoki was truly a homo, and he enjoyed fucking pretty, handsome men senseless, along with breaking their hearts when he was through playing with them.
Gintoki, he considered all men his toys. And Hijikata wasn't an exception.