Notes: Reply to Eli's challenge. 56 words, but I count 3 'a's and I'm counting the 'to's as 'teensy words'. For all those puzzling over the title, it has absolutely nothing to do with the fic. It was either that or 'virgin territory'. Completely separate from my series. And probably the only thing you'll read this year where the notes are twice as long as the fic itself.

Disclaimer: Yes, I do own these characters. For I am the reincarnation of Gene Roddenberry (honestly, do I have to insult everyone's intelligence by stating the bloody obvious. They're not mine, OK. I do not own the companies producing this, otherwise I would be far too busy to write any of this!).

Thanks to Leah Silverman, who persuaded me that doing something is better than just waiting for the writer's block to pass. She's also partially responsible for the title

Attack of the vicious 50-foot Plot Bunnies from Mars By the Horseman

"Holy shit - you're a virgin?" Beka exclaimed

Trance blushed. "Harper wanted me to try it, but..he's so experienced"

"I did a few rounds with him.."

"Really?!"

"He got the most out them. You really want to do this with him?"

"I wanna do it"

"OK, I'll teach you. Poker can take a while to learn though"