The Most Beautiful Things Happen To Us
A/N: Sequel time my lovelies!!! –Smiles- Sorry about the long wait. I've been real sick and we've discovered I'm lactose intolerant.
Note: Just so you all know, this story will only have a MAX of 20 chapters (if you're lucky) and a minimum of 12 (I'm not cheap).
Warning: It's a tad…ridiculous in this story.
Note 2: I'm not too sure about the first chapter so…w/e it's always the hardest one.
Warning 2: Um…I'm serious we get retarded in a few spots.
Chapter 1: Well, this is something new
"I'm sorry?" A pale brunette rolls on his side to face his partner; he appeared utterly confused, and shocked.
"Well wouldn't our life be more enjoyable if we did?" The blue skin toned man props him self up on the bed with his elbow and watches his lover.
"That was a reason why I left Ototo alive; so I- we wouldn't have to worry about it." The brunette rolls onto his stomach and buries his face in his pillow.
"But Itachi, you love 'em, and get along well with them." A large blue hand glides over brunette hair, in a comforting gesture. An obsidian eye turns out from the pillow and stares at the other.
"I do Kisame, but I don't want just any, I want them to be both yours and mine, not someone else's."
Kisame sighs deeply and rolls onto his back again, finding the white ceiling fascinating.
"You're right, I'm sorry Ita-koi."
The brunette smiles and moves to lay his head on his lover's chest, and laces his fingers with blue ones. Kisame's other hand combs through black hair as he smiles at his lover.
"It's ok Kisa-koi, if I could find a way to make it happen I would."
"I know you would, but I am just as grateful to have you alone if anything. If can't then so be it, all I need is you."
"We sound like an old, love-happy, married couple, not a gay couple who killed people for a living."
Kisame chuckles and kisses Itachi, and rolls them over so he is on top and slowly glides on hand to his lover's boxer waistband. But before he is able to slide of the annoying garment, a perfectly manicured hand prevents him from doing so. The shark-man pulls from the kiss and pouts at his lover.
"I have to guide the ANBU trainees through their first assassin tomorrow and I do not want to be sore for it."
With that Kisame lays limply on top of the smaller man; firmly pinning him down.
"You're no fun…I thought you were the nymphomaniac.?"
"We did it twice today, I'm wondering if I'll be able to walk properly tomorrow."
"But-"
"Don't whine, now get off of me, you're heavy."
Kisame refuses to move and just lays there.
"Kisame, come on stop- oh gawd…"
Itachi moans lowly as his lover begins grinding his hard erection into his own, making it grow to attention. Kisame latches his mouth onto the other's neck, sucking hard as he blackens the spot with blood; making his lover moan and he moves to the other side to abuse that place as well.
The grinding into his pelvis was turning the Uchiha on so much he barely had a coherent thought. The sucking and biting on his sensitive neck wasn't doing much for him either.
"K-kis-am-e…s-sto- ah-p"
All at once the motions stop and Itachi slowly begins his climb down from the hormonal ladder.
Kisame chuckles but whines in his mind for his erection refuses to leave. He begins laughing as he is pushed to the floor. Even as his lover glares at him from the bed he doesn't stop, until the other goes to curl up on his part of the bed. After that he climbs back onto the bed and pulls the brunette to his chest.
"Night Koi." Kisame kisses Itachi's cheek and closes his eyes, the other smiles and snuggles into the warm, firm chest.
"Night love."
(-Tomorrow…at some time-)
Splinters fly off of the stationary wood target as Kisame kicks it repeatedly. Some of the wood chips stick into the Hoshigaki-Uchiha dojo floor; another mess for the blue man to clean up later.
The dojo is rather spacious, roomy enough for 5 sparing matches to go on at a time. The rest of the house happed to be quite large as well. Five bedrooms, four bathrooms, a living room, large kitchen, weaponry room and of course the dojo. It was all residing on a fifteen-acre land, just outside Konoha village walls. No matter how grateful they were to their friend Nolena, they were trying to figure out what to do with the extra space, they are only two people.
When the dojo door slide open, Kisame turned to face it and smiled at the man walking through.
"No missions today?" Itachi asked as he removed his ANBU mask.
"No, so which trainee hurt themselves?"
The tall Uchiha looks down at his blood splattered armor and then begins taking it off.
"Tome, the youngest of them was cut along the jugular and started bleeding rapidly and missed his landing place nearly falling two hundred feet, I caught him though. He is now on two month probationary retraining."
"Ah, did everything else go ok?"
"Mh."
As the brunette removes the rest of the armor, the shark-man wipes his sweaty face with his towel.
"I saw Ototo today on his way back from a mission. Guess what he told me."
"Someone died?"
"Nope…Naruto-kun proposed, before he left for the mission and that isn't all."
"What could be more exciting than that?"
"Naruto-kun is being trained for his position as the sixth Hokage. His father was a good Hokage so he should do well."
"Well he'd better, everyone started expecting great things from him. He is only eighteen though, that makes me nervous."
"Same but the Yondaime was only in his twenties when he started. It'll be a couple years before he finally becomes the Randaime." (???)
"A good portion of the villagers still shun him so it will be a little more difficult."
Kisame sighs and takes his lover by the hand leading him to the master bathroom. Itachi begins undressing the rest of his garments as the blue man fills the large bathtub with hot water and scented bath oils that the Uchiha enjoys.
"I think these past years with you have gone by too fast. One moment I'm happily training my younger brother, then I'm killing my family which leads to chasing tailed beasts. Look at us now…we're happily married and free of all our past crimes and I'm an ANBU captain again and you're a swordsmanship instructor."
"Well we've been married for nearly three years now, and they couldn't have been better." Kisame earns himself a kiss and he removes his training pants and steps in the tub with his lover.
The pale man dunks his head, wetting his hair and reaches for his expensive deep cleansing shampoo. Kisame grabs it before him and squirts some in his hand then begins lathering up his lover's lush hair from debris. His eyes land on his lovers black hickeys.
"So what did everyone say about your hickys?"
"Did I forget to mention I through the kunai at Tome? No one noticed I did it though."
Itachi leans back and closes his eyes, enjoying the soothing feeling of Kisame's fingers scrubbing his scalp.
The blue man carefully rinses his lover's hair and kisses his neck.
"Easily annoyed about things even if it doesn't show. You are so… odd."
"Love you two."
As Kisame continues sucking and kissing his lover's neck, darkening he hickeys he earns quiet moans form the pale mans throat.
"Don't mind me saying this but…" The blue man turns his lover about and wraps the thin legs around his waist. "You can be such a woman sometimes."
Itachi chuckles and loosely wraps his arms around the other's neck.
"I may enjoy cross dressing but that don't make me one."
"Let us see, you wear nail polish, you fret about your hair often, you wear make up, you are bitchy, and you are sensitive to touch." With his final statement he nips at the pale man's neck drawing a sharp gasp from his lips. "My point proven."
"You also wear nail polish and you are also very bitchy. So fuck you."
Kisame lifts Itachi's hips and sets his stiff cock at his entrance.
"I'd love to."
With that he plunges himself deeply inside his lover's un-expecting entrance. Itachi screams loudly in both pain and pleasure, as his prostate is struck dead on. Kisame then maneuvers their bodies so Itachi is bent over the tub's edge and slams right back in; the Uchiha moaning loudly again.
"Fuck! Oh Kisame…"
"I love it when you say my name like that, Koi." He whispered huskily.
"Horny bastard you- GAWD DON'T STOP!"
"As you wish, love." Slowly pulling out at a tantalizing speed, he quickly re-sheaths himself. Pleading moans fall from Itachi's lips and he continues pounding into him.
The sound of wet skin slapping against wet skin is heard. Water splashes from the tub and onto the floor soaking the bathmat. Moans and screams of pleasure grow louder over powering any other sound in the room.
As the brunette reaches his climax, a blue hand reaches around and jerks his stiff length to completion and he spills his seed into the water and is washed away. The tightness around his own engorged flesh causes Kisame to release him self, moments after into the brunettes awaiting hole and then slowly slides out after a moment.
"You always take advantage of me like this, ah…" Itachi winces as he tries to sit back down in the cooling water. Kisame smiles and sits behind him again.
"Sorry but your body was made by the gods."
"So glad to know you love me for my body."
"That's only part of the reason. Now let me finish washing your hair."
"And you say that I fret over my hair?"
The blue man just laughs at his brunette and begins scrubbing in the conditioner.
(-5 pm same day-)
The married couple was lounging in the living room on the couch, doing things not meant fro people under the age of 18 to be reading. A knock on the door is heard by Itachi from his position under Kisame; who growls in annoyance.
"Who the fuck could that be!? Just ignore them."
Before they are able to continue their fun, the person knocks on the door harder and shouts at them.
"Open the fucking door! I know you're in there!" the voice was feminine and loud. Kisame raised an eyebrow.
"That sounds familiar." Kisame finds himself on the ground as his lover pulls his pants on and swings open their front door.
"Nolena!"
A lightly tanned woman with long silver hair in a braid stood before him in a blue military uniform, looking very annoyed. (full metal alchemist uniform)
"I'm gone for more than two years and you don't answer the door!?"
"We didn't know you were coming back."
"I included in my monthly letter that I would be arriving home today."
Confusion dances on the brunette's features and he leans against the door frame.
"Letter? We've haven't heard from you since you left. I stopped sending letters after the first 3 didn't get replies."
"Ah, so neither of us got each other's letter's so we're even. We're you two screwing around just now?"
The look on his face was obvious and when she looked over his shoulder she saw Kisame dressing himself. She then grinned and drew him into a tight loving hug, which he gladly returned.
"My little Nymphomaniac." She kisses him gently and then lets go.
"What exactly did you do in Germany?"
"Trained people for the war they were having…I really didn't wanna kill people."
"What kind of war?"
"The usual 'We hate you because you have money and your power.' It was retarded, let's not talk about that though, we have so much to talk about. I missed you toooo much! What's new anyway?"
Like a giddy child in a candy store he drags his friend inside, closing the door and they sit down. Itachi turns to his friend with a small smile and takes her hands in his and she plays with his ring unconsciously.
"Kisame wants some children."
-§TBC§-
A/N: I hate cliffhangers…sorry. I GOT A JOB!!! At Price chopper…anyway…I'm sorry it's late but be happy it's out!!!
I love you guys for waiting!!! Give ideas!!!!!!!
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