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here we go...
Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.
Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do , dont bum anyone because that's not the way to get along in the world.
The first little pig built his house out of scat because it was the easiest thing to do.
The second little pig built his house out of dicks. This was a little bit stronger than a scat house.
The third little pig built his house out of naked women.
One night the big gay wolf, who dearly loved to bum the fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of scat. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll wank your house in!"
"Not by the hair of my sacky sack sack", said the little pig.
But of course the wolf did wank on the house and ate the first little pig.
The wolf then came to the house of dicks.
"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll wank your house in" "Not by the hair of my sacky sack sack", said the little pig. But the wolf wanked on that house too, and ate the second little pig.
The wolf then came to the house of naked women.
" Let me in , let me in" cried the wolf
"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I wank your house in"
"Not by the hair of my sacky sack sack" said the pigs.
Well, the wolf huffed and puffed but he could not cum on that house.
But the wolf was a sly old wolf and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.
The little pig saw the wolf climb up on the roof and lit a roaring fire in the fireplace and placed on it a large kettle of water.
When the wolf finally found the hole in the chimney he crawled down and KERSPLASH right into that kettle of water and that was the end of his troubles with the big gay wolf.
The next day the little pig invited his mother over . She said "You see it is just as I told you. The way to get along in the world is to do things as well as you can." Fortunately for that little pig, he learned that lesson. And he just lived happily ever after!
sasuke: wtf
sai: do you mind im trying to molest you!
sasuke: waaahhh!!
please leave now...