XMAN Fruits Basket style
EPISODE 1!
by Neji is SO mine
I dont own fruits basket
or xman
just thought it would be funny to see what its like to play xman with them
Mission Impossible Theme is playing
X MAN... The appointed one's purpose is to secretly fail his team and conquer them. Is this even possible? He is depending on THE XMAN! ONLY XMAN CAN DO THIS! YES YES! ONLY HIM! WOOT YES! YEAH BABY YEAH! record scratches
ShowMusic is playing
MC: HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS THE PREMIERE OF XMAN! Fruits Basket style AND I AM MC! YES! WOOT
Hattori bonks me on the head
MC: Ah, yes yes. The two co-hosts ARE Hattori! (applauds) and SHIGURE! (crowd goes wild)
Shigure: Ohayo! Ohayo! Arigato gozaimas! I feel so loved! YES!
Hattori: What the hell? I THOUGHT I WAS THE BETTER LOVED ONE! looks down sadly
MC: Anyways! Hattori and Shigure are also the two team captains. HATTORI: Bach team captain! SHIGURE: Gaang team captain! So, to let everyone know. The whole point of this game was described earlier where the narrator went whack and we had to cut him off. I hope everyone was there to see that. snickers
Shigure: Hahaha. Yes that was hilarious. Anyway, I made this special thing to represent my team! takes out a dress SEE! See how its red and has all the team cast on here? see see?
Hattori: He got that from Ayame's store, didn't he...
Me and Shigure sneak off and whisper to each other : Heh heh heh only he would know!
Hattori: YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME ARENT YOU? WHY? WHY OH WHY?
MC: Ahem SO Their teams have been waiting for a while now, out in the cold. Poor things. Now we will introduce them! Savin Me plays HATTORI'S TEAM: AKITO KURENO RIN HIRO KISA RITSU!They come in single file in order My Girl plays SHIGURE'S TEAM: KYOU TOHRU YUKI KAGURA AYAME ARISA camera views all of them
Kyou: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THAT WHOLE TIME? SNOW AND THAT STUPID RAT'S BROTHER! Video plays
Ayame: OH DEAR BROTHER! I MISSED YOU! DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!
Yuki: Shut up. Get out. You know what? I'm quitting.
Tohru: No! This is going to be fun! Yuki-kun please?
Kyou: Damn rat, listen to Tohru.
Ayame: LALALALALALA OOH IS THIS A CAMERA?
screams and running and yelling
screen goes blank
Arisa: ARISA? Why that name? I hate that name. I prefer Uo-chan
Akito: HOW COME I'M NOT TEAM CAPTAIN HUH? THIS SUCKS! storms out
Yuki: Baka NEKO SHUT UP
Shigure: AYAME MY DEAR LOVE
Ayame: SHIGURE MY ONE AND ONLY! they run to each other and hug
MC stares at them weird
MC: We'll have to wait for Akito to calm down and come back
everyone starts getting into fights and tohru is just standing there like a dummy with arisa guarding her
everyones bruised up and bloody nosed
MC: weakly Well. That was one hell of a fight. Akito is back and we are ready to roll.
INTRODUCTION DANCE TIME
My Humps is playing. Everybody's clapping their hands.
MC: YEAH! Whoo!
Shigure goes first.
He's shaking his booty then does the disco.
Everyone's laughing like crazy. He gets off.
He pushes Kyou up.
Kyou: What the hell man?
Everyone: WHOOOOO GO KYOU!
Kyou: What? Nuh uh! he starts dancing
He does it techno then breakdancing. Everyone's staring in awe.
Akito pushes her way up
She does the power dance. She starts doing the wave dance when her back cracks and she runs down.
Everyone's laughing.
Akito drags Kureno on.
He smiles shyly then just waves at everyone, while turning in circles.
Arisa: KAWAIII!
Arisa comes on and does the sexy dance.
All the guys start dancing too, while moving forward.
She laughs and drags Tohru onstage.
Tohru smiles and does the cute dance. When she's done Yuki boldly comes on.
He gestures at the DJ for different music.
A remix that I do not know of starts playing. Yuki looks down, standing still.
IT IS TIME... FOR MASS DESTRUCTION! missile flying through air noise BOOM! Yuki goes crazy, breakdancing.
Everyone: WHOOOOOOOO YUKI! GO YUKI GO YUKI GO YUKI GO YUKI GO YUKI
Rin pushes him off and starts breakdancing too. Everyone's hypnotized. Kagura joins her.
MC: OH MAH GAWD. IT'S DA BREAKDANCING DUO!
Tohru: YAY! GO KAGURA! GO RIN!
When they're done Hiro comes on withKisa in hand. They start doing the wave dance with each other
Everyone: AWWW Kiddy Love!
Ritsu comes on. He starts doing the cutey dance with bells.
MC: There's two people that didn't go on yet! WHUP! UH-OH! IT'S THE TRIPLE TWINKY TRIO!
Record scratches. Then it starts playing Happiness (Loveable) by Kim Jong Gook.
Hat-Shi-Aya come on and sings it while doing the cute dance
Theme song plays
everyone looks clean now
MC: So! This is the part where we decide who the XMAN is. Everyone get in a line and see that big cell phone? You just go up there and put on the headset.
Hattori goes first
"You are ---"
he looks shocked
Akito walks up
"You are---"
she's furious
Kureno goes up there
"You are---"
"Ah. Hai hai. Ok."
Rin takes the headset
"You are---"
"What the hell?"
Hiro grabs it from her
"You are---"
He looks disturbed
Hiro gives it to Kisa
"You are---"
She gasps
Ritsu gets it
"Ohayo! Oh? Oh... I'M SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY"
"What in the world? Anyways, you are---"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH"
He runs away.
Shigure goes
"You are---"
"Arigato, arigato."
Kyou snatches it away
"You are---"
"DAMN IT ALL!"
He kindly gives it to Tohru
"Hello? Hello? Ah, ohayo! Yes, yes. Uh-huh. Ummm. Ok."
"I wasn't talking... You are ---"
She looks excited.
She gives it to Yuki.
"You are---"
His face turns white
"Arigato"
Kagura gets it
"You are---"
She nods and hands it to Ayame
"Ohayo! Your voice reminds me of my teacher back in my high school days..."
30 minutes later
"... You are---"
He looks so excited.
Arisa takes it from him
"You are---"
"NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE! WAIT! WAIT! click"
MC: IT HAS BEEN CHOSEN! Now in the following games, XMAN's mission is to try and secretly make his team lose! OK?
everyone nods with an occasional yes said
MC: Who is
Shigure: DA XMAN? does X sign
Tohru: Who can he be?
Hiro: Hmph. I don't know. Hmph
Ayame: WHERE ARE YOOUUU?
this is my first time trying to do a real gameshow from tv so its gonna get better
but this is gonna be hilarious and DA bomb