"I Like To Move It, Move It! I Like To Move It, Move It! I Like To-"
"What are you doing?"
Neuro looked up from the magazine he was reading and smiled wickedly. "Ah! Yako-chan!" he exclaimed, pulling out a pair of rather raggedy-looking ipod headphones out of his ears, "I was just singing along to the horribly trashy songs on your shitty old ipod!"
"That's not even mine! That's Godai-san's!" Yako exclaimed. She seemed rather pissed about something, especially since she then slapped Neuro across the face and sat down on the couch, grumbling something about chocolate under her breath.
'Hmm...maybe I can cheer her up somehow?' Ever since he and Yako had started a 'relationship' (which consisted of him being the power-hungery, life-controlling seme, of course), he had been very nice to her. Almost too nice, in fact, since now every cruel thing he would usually do to her he directed towards other people, mainly poor Godai, who had been put in the hospital because of the mystery-eating demon.
Suddenly, Neuro had an idea. 'I can give my beloved little Yako-chan a hug!' However, just as he was about to wrap his arms around her waist, she kicked him hard in the chest and exclaimed, "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLE!"
Neuro couldn't understand it. Didn't...didn't Yako love him? She always told him she loved him all the times they made love together. In fact, Yako should have been pregnant by now. 'Hmm...maybe I'll use my special demon-empowered condom next time for some results!' Neuro thought, but his current problem was Yako's bad mood.
"Hey, Yako-chan! Why are you so-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DEMON BOY! WHY DON'T YOU GO GET FAT ON SOME STUPID MYSTERY OR SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
Neuro, instead of being shocked, put on his natural 'idiot' face and stood there for a while, his mind trying to wrap around what was going on. 'I hope she isn't angry at me about something important! Hmm...I didn't forget her birthday again, did I? Hey...maybe I can sing her a song!'
Grabbing a nearby guitar (which also belonged to Godai), Neuro sung the first thing that came to mind:
'Hey there Yako
What's it like in Tokyo City?
I'm livin away in the underworld
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Queen Mary's Hotel can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Yako
Don't you worry about the criminals
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your mouth
Listen to my voice it's my demonic disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Hey there Yako
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with my investigative skills
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Yako
I've got so much left to say
If every simple case we took
Would take your breath away
I'd crack them all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
The underworld seems pretty far
But they've got lions and tigers and bears
I'd fly to you if I had no other way
The detectives would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Yako I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And we're both to blame
Hey there Yako
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be eating mysteries like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Yako here's to you
This ones for you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
Oh it's what I do to you
What I do to you
Oh oh
OOOoohhhh
Oh oh
Ooooooohhhhh
Oh Oh
OOOoohhhh
OOOOooohhhhh
Oh Oh'
When the song was finally over, Neuro had expected Yako to be happy and ready for sex. Instead, she seemed even more pissed off than before. "CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE?" Yako screamed as she booted both Neuro and the guitar out the window. Neuro fortunately survived the fall...the guitar did not.
After giving the poor musical instrument a proper burial, Neuro ran off to ask the one person he knew that could give romantic advice: Eishi Sasazuka! It took a while, but Neuro finally found him and his lowly assistant Jun having trouble ordering a dozen-donut box.
"How difficult is it to buy a stupid box of donuts?" Sasazuka shouted at Jun, who seemed to be having trouble handing over his credit card. Neuro chuckled to himself at Jun's pathetic ways, but he soon recalled why he had searched them out in the first place.
Confronting Sasazuka, Nero asked, "Hey! I have a question...Yako seems really pissed at me for some reason. What do I do? I heard her mention something about chocolate, too, but I paid nothing of it..."
Sasazuka placed one hand on his face and sighed. This was his 'EPICAL FAIL' pose.
"Neuro...have you ever heard of something called PMS?"
"P...MS?"
"..."
"..."
When Jun finally was able to buy the donuts, he realized Sasazuka had left...and with the car, too.