Note: I do not have anything to do with Willard, Crispin Glover, Who Wants to be a MIllionaire or Regis Philbin. I believe Willard is owned by New Line Cinemas...
Another note: italics means that someone is thinking
'insert action here' means that an action is taking place like someone
is riding a bike.
Ok? Let's begin...
More notes: Just kidding! Sorry... lame joke.
'Who Wants to be a Millionaire theme music'
'Camera zooms in on Regis Philbin'
Regis- Welcome to who wants to be a millionaire!
'Crowd claps'
Regis- Tonight's special guest strait from the LA metal institute Willard Stiles!
'Crowd claps as Willard walks in'
'Regis offers Willard his hand to shake, Willard quickly shakes his hand'
'Before sitting on the chair Willard pulls out a can of disinfectant and sprays it'
Willard- You can never be too careful...
Regis- I guess you're a careful kind of guy?
Willard- Um... y- yes
Regis- Ok first question for one thousand dollars what object was Humpty Dumpty? Is it A. Computer, B. Piece of cheese C. Egg or D. Apple?
Willard- Well...um... my mom told me about Humpty Dumpty...
Regis- Well Willard 'chuckling' why don't you call her?
Willard- Um... that won't be possible.
Regis- Why is she long distance?
Willard- 'In a serious voice' Would the cemetery on Elm street be considered long distance?
Regis- Uh... so have you come up with an answer?
Willard- Yes. My final answer is C. egg.
Regis- That is the 'dramatic pause'... the correct answer!
Willard- That's good. So does the confetti drop down from the ceiling now?
Regis- Um... not until you win one million dollars.
Willard- Oh...
Regis- Ok on to the next question, for five thousand dollars who do you call when you have a rat infestation in your house?
'Willard starts to sweat and whimper'
Regis-Is it A. Plumber, B. Exterminator, C. Teacher or D. Blacksmith?
'Willard jumps from his chair'
Willard- I didn't do it! It was them! I'm innocent! Please!
'Willard fall to the floor, curls up into a ball and starts hyper-ventilating'
Regis-Stay tuned for next episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
'Theme music for the show comes on'
'Regis runs backstage and calls a taxi'
'Men from the LA metal institute come and drag Willard away'
'Willard screams and thrashes will they load him into the waiting van'
'He sits on the bench inside'
Willard- Maybe Clark wasn't such a bad name after all...