A/N: This is a piece by my group of Pokemon fan pals in a major burst of utter randomness. It may and probably will not make sense but this is a random drabble so let's just treat it as such. Below is what our little group creates when we go nuts. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I did not write this.
Challenge: To keep a straight face for the duration you are reading this.
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"Please stop!" N yells with a sexy voice with so much passion and drama that the trees started fangirling, rainbows shot out of nowhere, unicorns ran over Ghetsis with a steamroller, Lance rolled on the floor fangirling, stars started singing, Reshiram flew – with a poptart body – across the sky pooping sparkles and EVERYTHING TURNED PINK KAWAII DESU (insert sparkly shiny emote) AND THEN BLACK JUMPED OUT OF THE SCREECHING TREES WITH A PINK SPANGLY TUTU WITH SWAN LAKE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND POUNCED ON N AND STARTED RAPING HIM OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS OH MY SHET IT'S ISSHUSHIPPING OH MY FEELS IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THAT PASSIONATE HUMPING this is so pERFECT AJKSLAGB;
Okay I'm done, back to the story. Then Megan stared at the two. N sees Megan's epic expression and PUSHES BLACK AWAY BEFORE HE CAN TEAR AWAY HIS SHIRT DAMN THAT'S HAWT. So yeah Black is sads, look at those puppy eyes, aww that poor babbu. Suddenly Black takes off his hat and THROWS IT AT MEGAN LIKE THOSE NINJA-STAR-THINGY-WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-IT. N SCWEAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, HIS MOUTH OPENING SLOW-MO STYLE AND YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE DROPS OF SPIT FLYING OUT FROM IT, AND STOPS THE NINJAFIED HAT AND GRABS HIS GREEN HAIR AND WHIPS IT AT BLACK WITH SUCH MURDEROUS EYES. EVERYONE STARES AND THE SCENE TURNS FROM KAWAII PINK TO RAINBOW AND THERE'S A FLYING DISCO BALL AND THE UNICORNS ON THE STEAMROLLER PUT ON SHADES AND DANCE TO 'NIGHT FEVER' AND PULLS PANCAKE GHETSIS FROM UNDER THE STEAMROLLER AFTER RUNNING HIM OVER ONCE MORE BECAUSE OF PERSONAL REASONS AND PASSES POPCORN AROUND TO THE STUNNED MEGAN AND HER FRIENDS. THEN A REFEREE WITH A FANCY MOUSTACHE STEPS OUT AND WAS LIKE, "3! 2! 1! GO!" AND THE GREEN-HAIRED-BOY-WHO-HAS-A-PEDO-NAME-AND-IS-STRANGLING-BLACK-WHILE-SCREAMING-"I-WILL-LIBERATE-YOUR-HEAD!" tears Black's tutu away from his bodeh and wraps it around Black's head and starts suffocati-
Whoa, whoa, hey! Stop! Holy ******, what have you done! We're sorry, our narrator of this story was high on crack, weed maybe, and we will now relieve him of his duties and replace him with a... uh, more... skilled narrator. Our sincerest apologies, please calm your brain and enjoy the story. Oh and here have a pancake Ghetsis plushie as a – what do you call it again... forgiveness gift? I apologize once again. Take that pancake. Hey you kid no no NO NONONO IT'S NOT EDIBLE OH MY GOD NO-
The story has been declared "psychotic" by the government and 'may affect the sanity of people'. Have a good day.
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Vocab:
Kawaii desu- so cute
Feels: Feelings
Babbu: tumblr-speak for baby
N's pedo name- Technically N's full name is N Harmonia Gropius. Note the GROPIUS. GROPE.
Special thanks to my friends, designation Mysticghost, Lanice and Misasi for making this.