It's not easy being a triangle. The constant struggle of getting shipped with twelve year old and nerd boys, the confusing magic's that I've had to get used to over the years, having some people hate me because I simply "killed their father" or "sent their dog into the void to be lost forever". This hate is hard to deal with.
So I have to ask for your help with this. You have something I want and I can give you something you want. But only if you help me. You should help me. You need help with something right? That essay for English? Your math homework? You have writers block? Easy I can help if you give me something. I'll do you a favor if you do me one. I won't use your body as a puppet, don't worry. I just need some help. A simple task, no? If you have a problem with it just tell me. We can talk about it again if you really want to.
Just help me.
I only ask a small FAVOR.