Ben 10 belongs to MoA Studios, who are far richer than I shall ever be in my lifetime.
"I'm such a genius!" the nefarious Doctor Animo rambled to his latest monstrous genetic experiment, a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. "Now I must go out to a local department store and purchase foodstuffs for you. Because that is certainly what prior episodes of Ben 10 have shown me canonically doing...not anything less. I am wholly concerned with your well-being. It's canon. Despite the fact that in canon, I took my mutant frog and left the apartment, leaving every other animal I had behind with no visible concern." He put on his trench coat and fedora and headed out.
He arrived at the M-Mart an unspecified amount of time later.
"Hey, you're not that guy on the giant frog who broke into the store a few months ago and nearly demolished it while terrorizing the patrons and completely disregarding the authorities, are you?" the manager asked with a fair amount of suspicion upon noticing the familiar white haired, pale greenish-yellow skinned, red goggle and colander wearing old weirdo who smelled heavily of an unmaintained zoo.
Doctor Animo snarled at him after putting on a fake moostache and foreign accent. "Of course not. That was some other guy."
"Oh, okay. I just wanted to make certain," the manager said.
Doctor Animo made his purchases with a pilfered wallet. He then made his way back home. He was halfway there before he remembered a Bunsen burner had been left on.
"DAMN IT, I have got to stop DOING THAT!" he yelled as he watched the apartment consumed in flames...yet again.
His Kenyan Mangrove crab made it out alive and well, luckily, and was in the process of destroying several cars parked along the streets. One of which happened to be Roger's just as he had arrived to serve Doctor Animo with an eviction notice, sadly too late.
"ANIMOOOOOOOOOOO!" Roger shouted into the blackened sky. The Kenyan Mangrove crab punched him into a wall, silencing his bitter cacophony.
"I'm antisocial and socially reprehensible," Doctor Animo shouted gleefully while leaping onto his crab. "So I shan't hang around asking mundane situational questions to random persons on the street. Because I don't care."
He scuttled off, laughing like the madman he is, only for his slow moving crabby to be hit by a car and halted.
"Hey, get out of the road!" yelled Doctor Animo.
A familiar head poked out of the lowered car window. "Aloysius Animo? They let you out of jail?"
"No, I escaped," said Doctor Animo, sounding rather proud. "I am a genius of not only scientific evil, but also making daring and awesome escapes. Now what the hell do you want, Kelly, you fat fuck?"
"I'm not fat," Doctor Kelly said, looking quite unfazed. "I've been on Atkins for two years now."
"I don't care," Doctor Animo said. "Now, do me a favor."
Doctor Kelly batted his eyelashes amorously. "Oh, anything for you, Aloysius. We have so much catching up to do."
"Die!" Doctor Animo yelled.
The crab brought its meaty claw down on the front of the car, puncturing the engine, causing a whole lot of BOOM to happen.
Whoops.
(TBC in the sequel)