A/N: This is a fic I began to write at school in history class because I
got SUPER bored. Please take your time to read it! Hope you enjoy! ^-^
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today was a lucky day for the workers of the Aburaya! You know why? No. Of course you don't because I haven't told you yet. (Duh) So, today in the SW (aka Spirit World), it is Renaissance Day! ( And yes, Chihiro was there.
Chihiro: I'm a princess!
Haku: I'm a prince!
Rin: I'm a Queen!
Kamaji: I'm a King!
Rin: Okay, I don't think I wanna be queen anymore.
Haku: Good, because I wanted you to be Sen and mine's joker slash (/, you know what I mean) slave. SLAVE! Bring us a water bed! Then charm us with a joke! A perverted one!
Chihiro: YEAH!!! WHOOO!!!!!
Rin: Uh, no. I'll be Miss P.I.M.P.
Kamaji: There you go! That suits you well!!
Rin: *Hits Kamaji upside the head with a frying pan* dumb ass....
Haku: He was right you know.
Rin: NO HE WASN'T!!
Chihiro:...I'm scared..
Haku: It's okay Chi-Chi. She's just a whore wanting attention.
Rin: NO, I'M NOT!!
Haku: Tsk, that's a lie.
Chihiro: What am I again?
Haku: You're a princess, remember?
Chihiro: Oh yeah! (
Haku: Come, my sweet princess! We depart!
Chihiro: Coming!
Chihiro, being as thrilled as she was, ran like an idiot to Haku, and they both ran away into the wild blue yonder.
Rin: Uh, bye.I guess.
Kamaji: Hey, Miss Pimp, can I go get some yogurt from the fridge?
Rin: Why are you asking me that?
Kamaji: Well, who else is there to ask, that trash can over there?!*points to a trash can*
Rin: Yes.
Kamaji: Okay. *walks over to trash can* Trash can, can I have some yogurt?
Trash can: HELL NO!!
Kamaji: Fudge monkeys.
Rin: HA! That's what you get!
Kamaji: What did I get?
Rin: Jack Shit!! DUR!!!
Kamaji: For Rizzle?
Rin: For rizzle.
Kamaji: Oh..*yawn* I wonder what Sen and Hack-Tooie are doin'.
~Somewhere~
Chihiro: WHAHOOOOO!!!!!!OH YES!!!!!
Haku: FASTER!!! C'MON!!!!
*everyone stops screaming*
Haku: Wanna ride again?
Chihiro: You bet! Man, Six Flags is the Bomb-Diggidy!
Haku: BATMAN, HERE WE COME! Again! For the..uh.forth time! ^^
~~Back at the Aburaya~~
Rin: Who knows? They probably found that waterbed they wanted.
Kamaji: Yeah, you're probably right.
~~That Night~~
Haku and Chihiro startlingly came in the bath house, screaming and laughing. It scared just about everyone. But that's normal. They usually always do.
Haku: DAMN!! What a day!
Chihiro: You said a hell of a mouthful, my luva!
Rin and Kamaji just stared at them. I would too if I was there.
Rin: What did you guys go to "do", huh?
Chihiro: We rode the big one!
Rin: Wha?!
Haku: Boy, did she scream!!
Kamaji: Are you guys high?
Haku: We were! But then we went back down, screaming all the way!
Rin: You guys are too young for that!
Chihiro: No we weren't! We were taller than the "You Must Be This Tall" sign! Right Haku!?
Haku: Yeah! What she said!
Kamaji:..I don't get it.
Haku: Your too old, gramps. You never will.
Kamaji:....*croak*..did I die?
Chihiro: Let me check.
Chihiro walks over to Kamaji and then kicked him in the balls.
Kamaji: Ow..that hurt.bad...
Chihiro: Naw, he ain't dead.
Rin: WHOA! Are you, like, a redneck?
Haku: Yeah, are you a redneck?
Chihiro: Have I ever sunbathed in the back of a pickup truck?
Haku: We hope not!
Chihiro: Well, I haven't. Therefore, I'm not a redneck.
Kamaji: Ow..
Rin: How long do you think you will hurt like that? Do you have an estimate?
Kamaji: Ow.
Haku: Wow Chi, you kicked him good!
Chihiro: Yep!
Rin: So, what are we all gonna do tonight? It is Renaissance Day.
Haku: *Looks at Chihiro mischievously* I know what I'm gonna do.hehe.
Chihiro: I hear ya brotha!
Haku: I'm gonna order us all a pizza! ^^
Chihiro: Crap!
Haku: WHERE'S THE PHONE!!!????
Rin: It's in the laundry basket where you left it.
Kamaji: Ow.
Rin: Take some Tylenol or something, Kamaji!
Kamaji: No, ow.
Chihiro: DOES ANYONE HAVE A SCRUNCHY I CAN BORROW!?
Rin: Yes! I do! *hands her a rubber band*
Chihiro: This isn't a scrunchy, it's a rubber band!
Rin: Oh well, close enough.
Chihiro: Will you fix my hair with my hair band and your rubber band before Haku gets back?
Rin: Sure! Why not?
Rin fixes Chihiro's hair by putting it in two pigtails, along with a pair of bunny ears.
Rin: Why don't we just dress you up in the cutest little costume I have!?
Chihiro: Okay!
Thus, Rin began to dress Sen in the cute little outfit. When she was done, Chihiro looked into a mirror.
Chihiro: Ah! KAWAII!!
Rin: I know! Isn't it cute!
Haku: I ordered a large deluxe. *looks at Chihiro, who is wearing a really cute, yet provocative outfit.* WHOA!!! PLAYBOY BUNNY, IN DA HOUSE!!! *runs over to Chi* Oh, master! Let me touch you all over! *starts rubbing his hand all over her* Must fulfill fantasy.
Chihiro: *Blushing* I'm glad my mom's not here. She'd kill me for letting him do this. *Looks down at Haku, who is hugging her tummy close to him* Stop now, Haku.
Rin: For Rizzle!
Haku: For Rizzle?
Chihiro: For Rizzle.
Kamaji: For Rizzle?
Everyone: FOR RIZZLE!!! GEESH!!!!
Kamaji: OH! For rizzle.ow.
Then, after all the 'for rizzling', the doorbell to the bathhouse rings.
Haku: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!
Haku does his flying thing and flew a hundred miles an hour to the door and opens it to find the Pizza Guy.
Haku: Hey Pizza Guy! You got the pizza?
Pizza Guy: You the money?
Haku: First the pizza, then the money.
Pizza Guy: Okay. *hands Haku the pizza*
Haku: PSYCH! I LIED!
Haku slammed the door and went back up to his room where all his buddies were.
Haku: I got the pizza!
Rin: AWESOME!
Chihiro: All right!
Kamaji: Ow!
Haku: Now, here's the idea of how we're gonna eat this: We'll sit on the balcony in Rin and Sen's room and watch the Renaissance Day Fireworks while eating the pizza! Okay?
Everyone: Okay!!
So, they all went to Rin's room and sat on the balcony and ate pizza, while waiting for the fireworks to start. To pass the time while they ate, Haku decided to tell them all a Renaissance ghost story.
Haku: Here's a story for ya! Okay.Ahem. Once there was a cheeseburger.
Rin and Chihiro: GASP!
Kamaji: Ow!
Haku: The cheeseburger had dark, red, nonexistent eyes that weren't there. The cheeseburger had one wish.
Chihiro: *shivering from all the fear* W-what..w...was it?
Haku:..to have..CHEESE!
Chihiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RIN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haku: YES! Scream you must! Because on this very night, the cheeseburger comes to haunt the Aburaya for revenge on the poor sap who forgot to put cheese on that Cheeseburger.and do you know who it was that forgot to do so?
Rin: Who?
Haku:..me.
Chihiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO IT, HAKU!!!??!?!
Haku: It was the only way to get a hamburger! I didn't want a cheeseburger that day.
Rin: Did you even eat the thing?
Haku: Hmm, no. I didn't. Why do you think it comes back to life every Renaissance Day to haunt me, stupid. If I had eaten it, it wouldn't come back to life.
Rin: Ohhh.
Chihiro: *takes a big bite out of her pizza slice* Hey look! The fireworks are starting!
They all watch the beautiful fireworks burst in midair with colors such as red, blue, gold, green, purple, and a lot of others ones but I just don't feel like typing them all. But then, they saw a firework that was launched into the air with.a GUY strapped to it!
Guy on the firework: YOU GOT THE MONEY, HAKU!!!! I KNOW IT!!!!!!
Haku: WHOA!! It's Pizza Guy!
Chihiro: What did he mean by 'you got the money'?
Haku: Ah, I dunno. he's a little bungled in the head.
Chihiro: Ohhhh...
Well, that's the end of the story my friends. May your Renaissance Day rock da house! Until we meet again, TOODLES!! ^-^
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A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? Please Review it for me! I love everyone who will review it! Oh, and if you review it, don't flame me on how bad this was. I know it sucked. But I was bored, and that's what happens when I'm bored. :P
PEACE OUT!!!
~~Helga22~~
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today was a lucky day for the workers of the Aburaya! You know why? No. Of course you don't because I haven't told you yet. (Duh) So, today in the SW (aka Spirit World), it is Renaissance Day! ( And yes, Chihiro was there.
Chihiro: I'm a princess!
Haku: I'm a prince!
Rin: I'm a Queen!
Kamaji: I'm a King!
Rin: Okay, I don't think I wanna be queen anymore.
Haku: Good, because I wanted you to be Sen and mine's joker slash (/, you know what I mean) slave. SLAVE! Bring us a water bed! Then charm us with a joke! A perverted one!
Chihiro: YEAH!!! WHOOO!!!!!
Rin: Uh, no. I'll be Miss P.I.M.P.
Kamaji: There you go! That suits you well!!
Rin: *Hits Kamaji upside the head with a frying pan* dumb ass....
Haku: He was right you know.
Rin: NO HE WASN'T!!
Chihiro:...I'm scared..
Haku: It's okay Chi-Chi. She's just a whore wanting attention.
Rin: NO, I'M NOT!!
Haku: Tsk, that's a lie.
Chihiro: What am I again?
Haku: You're a princess, remember?
Chihiro: Oh yeah! (
Haku: Come, my sweet princess! We depart!
Chihiro: Coming!
Chihiro, being as thrilled as she was, ran like an idiot to Haku, and they both ran away into the wild blue yonder.
Rin: Uh, bye.I guess.
Kamaji: Hey, Miss Pimp, can I go get some yogurt from the fridge?
Rin: Why are you asking me that?
Kamaji: Well, who else is there to ask, that trash can over there?!*points to a trash can*
Rin: Yes.
Kamaji: Okay. *walks over to trash can* Trash can, can I have some yogurt?
Trash can: HELL NO!!
Kamaji: Fudge monkeys.
Rin: HA! That's what you get!
Kamaji: What did I get?
Rin: Jack Shit!! DUR!!!
Kamaji: For Rizzle?
Rin: For rizzle.
Kamaji: Oh..*yawn* I wonder what Sen and Hack-Tooie are doin'.
~Somewhere~
Chihiro: WHAHOOOOO!!!!!!OH YES!!!!!
Haku: FASTER!!! C'MON!!!!
*everyone stops screaming*
Haku: Wanna ride again?
Chihiro: You bet! Man, Six Flags is the Bomb-Diggidy!
Haku: BATMAN, HERE WE COME! Again! For the..uh.forth time! ^^
~~Back at the Aburaya~~
Rin: Who knows? They probably found that waterbed they wanted.
Kamaji: Yeah, you're probably right.
~~That Night~~
Haku and Chihiro startlingly came in the bath house, screaming and laughing. It scared just about everyone. But that's normal. They usually always do.
Haku: DAMN!! What a day!
Chihiro: You said a hell of a mouthful, my luva!
Rin and Kamaji just stared at them. I would too if I was there.
Rin: What did you guys go to "do", huh?
Chihiro: We rode the big one!
Rin: Wha?!
Haku: Boy, did she scream!!
Kamaji: Are you guys high?
Haku: We were! But then we went back down, screaming all the way!
Rin: You guys are too young for that!
Chihiro: No we weren't! We were taller than the "You Must Be This Tall" sign! Right Haku!?
Haku: Yeah! What she said!
Kamaji:..I don't get it.
Haku: Your too old, gramps. You never will.
Kamaji:....*croak*..did I die?
Chihiro: Let me check.
Chihiro walks over to Kamaji and then kicked him in the balls.
Kamaji: Ow..that hurt.bad...
Chihiro: Naw, he ain't dead.
Rin: WHOA! Are you, like, a redneck?
Haku: Yeah, are you a redneck?
Chihiro: Have I ever sunbathed in the back of a pickup truck?
Haku: We hope not!
Chihiro: Well, I haven't. Therefore, I'm not a redneck.
Kamaji: Ow..
Rin: How long do you think you will hurt like that? Do you have an estimate?
Kamaji: Ow.
Haku: Wow Chi, you kicked him good!
Chihiro: Yep!
Rin: So, what are we all gonna do tonight? It is Renaissance Day.
Haku: *Looks at Chihiro mischievously* I know what I'm gonna do.hehe.
Chihiro: I hear ya brotha!
Haku: I'm gonna order us all a pizza! ^^
Chihiro: Crap!
Haku: WHERE'S THE PHONE!!!????
Rin: It's in the laundry basket where you left it.
Kamaji: Ow.
Rin: Take some Tylenol or something, Kamaji!
Kamaji: No, ow.
Chihiro: DOES ANYONE HAVE A SCRUNCHY I CAN BORROW!?
Rin: Yes! I do! *hands her a rubber band*
Chihiro: This isn't a scrunchy, it's a rubber band!
Rin: Oh well, close enough.
Chihiro: Will you fix my hair with my hair band and your rubber band before Haku gets back?
Rin: Sure! Why not?
Rin fixes Chihiro's hair by putting it in two pigtails, along with a pair of bunny ears.
Rin: Why don't we just dress you up in the cutest little costume I have!?
Chihiro: Okay!
Thus, Rin began to dress Sen in the cute little outfit. When she was done, Chihiro looked into a mirror.
Chihiro: Ah! KAWAII!!
Rin: I know! Isn't it cute!
Haku: I ordered a large deluxe. *looks at Chihiro, who is wearing a really cute, yet provocative outfit.* WHOA!!! PLAYBOY BUNNY, IN DA HOUSE!!! *runs over to Chi* Oh, master! Let me touch you all over! *starts rubbing his hand all over her* Must fulfill fantasy.
Chihiro: *Blushing* I'm glad my mom's not here. She'd kill me for letting him do this. *Looks down at Haku, who is hugging her tummy close to him* Stop now, Haku.
Rin: For Rizzle!
Haku: For Rizzle?
Chihiro: For Rizzle.
Kamaji: For Rizzle?
Everyone: FOR RIZZLE!!! GEESH!!!!
Kamaji: OH! For rizzle.ow.
Then, after all the 'for rizzling', the doorbell to the bathhouse rings.
Haku: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!
Haku does his flying thing and flew a hundred miles an hour to the door and opens it to find the Pizza Guy.
Haku: Hey Pizza Guy! You got the pizza?
Pizza Guy: You the money?
Haku: First the pizza, then the money.
Pizza Guy: Okay. *hands Haku the pizza*
Haku: PSYCH! I LIED!
Haku slammed the door and went back up to his room where all his buddies were.
Haku: I got the pizza!
Rin: AWESOME!
Chihiro: All right!
Kamaji: Ow!
Haku: Now, here's the idea of how we're gonna eat this: We'll sit on the balcony in Rin and Sen's room and watch the Renaissance Day Fireworks while eating the pizza! Okay?
Everyone: Okay!!
So, they all went to Rin's room and sat on the balcony and ate pizza, while waiting for the fireworks to start. To pass the time while they ate, Haku decided to tell them all a Renaissance ghost story.
Haku: Here's a story for ya! Okay.Ahem. Once there was a cheeseburger.
Rin and Chihiro: GASP!
Kamaji: Ow!
Haku: The cheeseburger had dark, red, nonexistent eyes that weren't there. The cheeseburger had one wish.
Chihiro: *shivering from all the fear* W-what..w...was it?
Haku:..to have..CHEESE!
Chihiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RIN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haku: YES! Scream you must! Because on this very night, the cheeseburger comes to haunt the Aburaya for revenge on the poor sap who forgot to put cheese on that Cheeseburger.and do you know who it was that forgot to do so?
Rin: Who?
Haku:..me.
Chihiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO IT, HAKU!!!??!?!
Haku: It was the only way to get a hamburger! I didn't want a cheeseburger that day.
Rin: Did you even eat the thing?
Haku: Hmm, no. I didn't. Why do you think it comes back to life every Renaissance Day to haunt me, stupid. If I had eaten it, it wouldn't come back to life.
Rin: Ohhh.
Chihiro: *takes a big bite out of her pizza slice* Hey look! The fireworks are starting!
They all watch the beautiful fireworks burst in midair with colors such as red, blue, gold, green, purple, and a lot of others ones but I just don't feel like typing them all. But then, they saw a firework that was launched into the air with.a GUY strapped to it!
Guy on the firework: YOU GOT THE MONEY, HAKU!!!! I KNOW IT!!!!!!
Haku: WHOA!! It's Pizza Guy!
Chihiro: What did he mean by 'you got the money'?
Haku: Ah, I dunno. he's a little bungled in the head.
Chihiro: Ohhhh...
Well, that's the end of the story my friends. May your Renaissance Day rock da house! Until we meet again, TOODLES!! ^-^
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A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? Please Review it for me! I love everyone who will review it! Oh, and if you review it, don't flame me on how bad this was. I know it sucked. But I was bored, and that's what happens when I'm bored. :P
PEACE OUT!!!
~~Helga22~~