Advanced Placement
Until forty-eight hours ago, my biggest problem was scheduling enough time for Cello practice, making sure I would pass my math test and trying to figure out what I was supposed to write for my college entrance essay to Princeton, one step closer to my dream of eventually becoming the first Asian-American President.
Then they happened.
For the uneducated – and oh how I envy you – they refer to the Doublemint Twins of the Supernatural world: Dean and Sam Winchester. If Hell has an entrance, they'll unlock it. If Heaven has a back door, they'll break it down. If Purgatory has – well, you get the idea. Though the Purgatory thing wasn't actually their fault directly – just their guardian angel who was trying to save the world by making a deal with the devil. Oh, and that's not a euphemism. Crowly really is the devil, though I guess his title is actually King of Hell. Lucifer – the Devil you'd read about – is trapped in a cage with his big brother Michael for eternity; yeah, I know, sounds crazy and cramped, but I don't make the rules. Reality is a lot trippier than any drugs could get you – not that I've tried them of course, as I didn't want to be the "I did not inhale" type of Commander in Chief. But now I don't have to worry about that, I guess. Just as I don't have to worry about college, exams, or life as I knew it. I am in their world now, a Chosen One, to do the bidding of a higher power.
I am Kevin Tran, AP Student, and Keeper of the Word of God.
A/N: Last Friday's episode "Reading is Fundamental" was a throwback to the good old days – mix of weird mythology, random laughs (Cas and his light bulb trick – awesome) plus a healthy dose of Sam and Dean's love is pain teary eyes *sighs* I couldn't stop laughing when Sam was chasing Kevin after he stole the bag, or Kevin saying to Dean "This looks like a sex-torture dungeon. Is this a sex-torture dungeon? "