Tittle: Secret collection
Author: Quick-demon
Disclaimers: (Hugs TV) We wants them, we needs them but we never will owns them!
Rating: PG
Genre: General, Humor
Game: Jak II
Summery: Ever wonder what Daxter does in his spare time? Too scary to find out! Very short fic, but it's fun.
It was a lazy day. The morning mist clouded the on going city. There was a hint of laziness in the air. Air ships grizzled wearily across the air, patrolling guards were less alert the usual and seemed to slag and slump in their every step and seemed to be less people about, probably sleeping in.
Jak yawned as he rose from bed. He was glad he and Daxter got their own apartment to settle in. No more running around, doing missions, saving the world…just a quiet peaceful life. He rubbed his eyes and got up. He walked down the hallway to the kitchen.
Then he heard it. It was a small noise like rattling. Jak stopped abruptly. He looked around the dim small narrow space and waited.
There it was again! Jak's instinct went into action as his head jerked towards the weird noise. Jak's eyes fixed on a door as more noises emitted behind it.
Curiosity over ran his cautious instincts and he found himself reaching for the knob on the door. He slowly turned the handle and in a quick action flicked the door open.
His eyes grew wide as shock over took him. What he saw left him staring with his mouth gaping open, his mind in disbelief as well as shock.
"Daxter?" he choked
The orange rodent's face was in the same state of shock as Jak. He looked back at Jak feeling exposed.
Finally Jak's mouth turned into a smile, then opened into laughter, then the laughter grew harder and harder until Jak couldn't control it any longer.
Daxter went pink with embarrassment and help humiliated as well as exposed. He tried to cover the humilliating thing with his hands but it was too large to cover.
"I can explain!" Daxter tried to recover but his friend was laughing hard
Jak saw the funniest thing he saw in a long time. Before him was Daxter in a small pink tu-tu sitting around a small pink table. In the other seats sat dolls with long girly dresses. On the table were cups, plates and a teapot.
He was having a tea party with a bunch of dolls… His own doll collection.
"Daxter…why?" Jak choked as he wiped his laughter tears away from his eyes
"Can't an Ottsel have a hobby?" Daxter snapped as if it was normal
"Yeah…but this?" Jak burst into laughter again, "Wait until this gets onto Haven's Funny Home Video Show!"
"You wouldn't dare!" Daxter growled
"Oh yeah?" Jak calmed down a bit taking the challenge
"I'll kill you before you show the rest of the world my secret!" Daxter screamed
Jak already sped off to find the video camera. Daxter ran off after him.
The End!
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