A/N:
Becci: You lucky, lucky people, you get to hear oen of my AMAZING parody fics!
Maz: o god no . . .
Becci: What's worng Max? it's funny!!! ^___^
Maz: please don't smile, it scares me . . . and my name isn't Max, it's Maz, that also scares me . . .
Becci: Everything scares you . . .
Maz: no, not everything.
Becci: What nto even EVERYONE in the gang, including Rogue and Jessie being stuck in a house together?
*Maz screams and runs off*
Becci: Yeah, very scarey. Anyway, i don't own YuGiOh, it's not funny nor bloody enough to be mine! so just sit back and enjoy my stipid fic!!!
*screen goes black*
*Maz runs across the screen scremaing*
Becci: What's wrong . . . Are we starting or WHAT?
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Chapter 1 - Problem
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*Rogue and Jessie walk up and watch thier new house*
Rogue: Oh my god Jess, this is going to be so cool!
Jessie: You tell me! *runs up to the porch and higs it*
Rogue: Jessie . . . you can't hug it
Jessie: Why not?
Rogue: it's too big . . .
Jessie: no it's not *stretches arms*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
Rogue: ok, come on then, let's pay for it . . .
Jessie: pay for it? what?
Rogue: Yes, we have to give money to some guy in a suit so that we can live here!
Jessie: we do?
Rogue: *hits her head off a large poll* doh!
Jessie: Oh, well Bakura told me you didn't . . . 'pay' for things
Rogue: how many times do i have to tell you? don't listen to anything Bakura tells you!
Jessie: i thought it was 'don't listen to anything Marik tells you'
Rogue: oh stuff it! don't listen to anything any of them tell you, Especailly not Yami, he'll have you wearing tight leather pants and high heals . . . and he's just a boy . . . *goes into a mad image spree* oh the images!
Jessie: Rogue . . . What the hell are you on about?
Rogue: i don't know . . . C'mon, let's just go in.
*They walk in and find Yugi, Téa, Tristan, Joey, Serenity, Mai, Kaiba, Isis, Bakura, Marik and Mokuba looking at them*
Kaiba: oh holy shit there's more of them . . .
Rogue: Aww. . . have you guys come too wish us 'happy house moving into'?
Téa: talk english women, and no, because this is my house!
Bakura: no it's nto it's mine! i nicked tons of money to pay for this
Marik: oh big wow Mr. Big shot, i had to kill several MP's for this house.
Jessie: i'm proud of you Marik!
Marik: Riiight . . .
Joey: Is there any food here? Where's the food?
Mai: oh, is that all you ever think of, you little mutt!
Joey: This mutt needs food! to keep up his energy!
Yugi: Energy for WHAT?
*Mai and Joey look at them and then slip off into the shadows*
Yugi: Huh i don't get it?
Kaiba: Listen, all you rich wannaBe's this is mine and Isis' and Mokuba's house so push off!
Rogue: Err . . . no it's not. it's my house!
Jessie: *coffs*
Rogue: Yepp, it's all mine . . .
Jessie: *coffs*
*silence tumbleweed rolls past again*
Isis: No it's not honey. My seto payed for this house, so get stuffed!
*Some guy in a suit apears in the door*
Tristan: Who the hell are you?
GuyInASuit: i am a wierd guy in a suit Becci dechided to add to this fic to make it more sensible . . .
Téa: o...k
Marik: ok, now, Mr. Posh, tell these freaks it's my bloody house!
GuyInASuit: actually, Mr. Ishtar, it's all your house . . . houses. I can;t talk english. Anyway, your all gonna share this house . . .
*he walks out and closes the door*
Kaiba: *falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Joey: *comes running in* i knew it! we're out of cakes!
*Everyone falls to their knees*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~*~*~
Becci: You lucky, lucky people, you get to hear oen of my AMAZING parody fics!
Maz: o god no . . .
Becci: What's worng Max? it's funny!!! ^___^
Maz: please don't smile, it scares me . . . and my name isn't Max, it's Maz, that also scares me . . .
Becci: Everything scares you . . .
Maz: no, not everything.
Becci: What nto even EVERYONE in the gang, including Rogue and Jessie being stuck in a house together?
*Maz screams and runs off*
Becci: Yeah, very scarey. Anyway, i don't own YuGiOh, it's not funny nor bloody enough to be mine! so just sit back and enjoy my stipid fic!!!
*screen goes black*
*Maz runs across the screen scremaing*
Becci: What's wrong . . . Are we starting or WHAT?
~*~*~
Chapter 1 - Problem
~*~*~
*Rogue and Jessie walk up and watch thier new house*
Rogue: Oh my god Jess, this is going to be so cool!
Jessie: You tell me! *runs up to the porch and higs it*
Rogue: Jessie . . . you can't hug it
Jessie: Why not?
Rogue: it's too big . . .
Jessie: no it's not *stretches arms*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
Rogue: ok, come on then, let's pay for it . . .
Jessie: pay for it? what?
Rogue: Yes, we have to give money to some guy in a suit so that we can live here!
Jessie: we do?
Rogue: *hits her head off a large poll* doh!
Jessie: Oh, well Bakura told me you didn't . . . 'pay' for things
Rogue: how many times do i have to tell you? don't listen to anything Bakura tells you!
Jessie: i thought it was 'don't listen to anything Marik tells you'
Rogue: oh stuff it! don't listen to anything any of them tell you, Especailly not Yami, he'll have you wearing tight leather pants and high heals . . . and he's just a boy . . . *goes into a mad image spree* oh the images!
Jessie: Rogue . . . What the hell are you on about?
Rogue: i don't know . . . C'mon, let's just go in.
*They walk in and find Yugi, Téa, Tristan, Joey, Serenity, Mai, Kaiba, Isis, Bakura, Marik and Mokuba looking at them*
Kaiba: oh holy shit there's more of them . . .
Rogue: Aww. . . have you guys come too wish us 'happy house moving into'?
Téa: talk english women, and no, because this is my house!
Bakura: no it's nto it's mine! i nicked tons of money to pay for this
Marik: oh big wow Mr. Big shot, i had to kill several MP's for this house.
Jessie: i'm proud of you Marik!
Marik: Riiight . . .
Joey: Is there any food here? Where's the food?
Mai: oh, is that all you ever think of, you little mutt!
Joey: This mutt needs food! to keep up his energy!
Yugi: Energy for WHAT?
*Mai and Joey look at them and then slip off into the shadows*
Yugi: Huh i don't get it?
Kaiba: Listen, all you rich wannaBe's this is mine and Isis' and Mokuba's house so push off!
Rogue: Err . . . no it's not. it's my house!
Jessie: *coffs*
Rogue: Yepp, it's all mine . . .
Jessie: *coffs*
*silence tumbleweed rolls past again*
Isis: No it's not honey. My seto payed for this house, so get stuffed!
*Some guy in a suit apears in the door*
Tristan: Who the hell are you?
GuyInASuit: i am a wierd guy in a suit Becci dechided to add to this fic to make it more sensible . . .
Téa: o...k
Marik: ok, now, Mr. Posh, tell these freaks it's my bloody house!
GuyInASuit: actually, Mr. Ishtar, it's all your house . . . houses. I can;t talk english. Anyway, your all gonna share this house . . .
*he walks out and closes the door*
Kaiba: *falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Joey: *comes running in* i knew it! we're out of cakes!
*Everyone falls to their knees*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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