Ben 10 pwned by MoA.

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Our tall drink of parasite infested sewer water, Doctor Aloysius Animo, was walking back home to his apartment one fine evening, only to find that it had caught fire thanks to his complete carelessness in regards to other life. Luckily, he was saved against his will by a handsome Samaritan.

"Uuuuuurgh, Bunsen burner...where is my...what happened," Doctor Animo mumbled upon waking in pitch blackness. "I'm blind!"

"Open your eyes," came Doctor Kelly's sultry, soft spoken baritone.

"Kelly?" Doctor Animo slurred. His eyes open, he took in the confusing sight before him. He was lying on a warm bed in a posh penthouse of some sort. "What? How did I get here? Where's my crab?"

"I rescued you from the car crash slash explosion. Your crab is fine. I rescued that, too. I brought you to my home. You're safe now. And don't worry...I won't call the authorities on you," Doctor Kelly said while winking.

It was then Doctor Animo noticed that his wrists and ankles were handcuffed to the bedposts, that he had been stripped of nearly all his clothing, and was lying quite suspiciously spread-eagle.

"Um," Doctor Animo began nervously. His eyes caught a familiar object seated on the nightstand, once broken into several familiar pieces that had since been hastily glued together. "Wait...is that...The Verities?!" he exclaimed.

"You remember, don't you, Aloysius," Doctor Kelly said, dropping the robe that had been covering his body to the floor. "I haven't forgotten."

"What do you think you're doing, Kelly?" Doctor Animo shouted, tugging aggressively at his bonds.

"I'll make you forget all about the Verities," Doctor Kelly whispered. He crawled up to Doctor Animo's neck, kissed it, and nibbled upon his ear before licking it teasingly.

"I AM HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANYONE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE! EVEN THOUGH I RESPECT NO ONE ELSE'S!" Doctor Animo screamed with increasing distressed fury.

Doctor Kelly put a finger to Doctor Animo's lips. "Shh, shh, shh. There are no sexual boundaries here," he whispered seductively. He grabbed the Verities off the nightstand and smashed it against the edge, revealing a golden dildo within. "Look, Aloysius. I had this engraved with your name on it."

"Damn you, Kelly!" Doctor Animo yelled.

"I don't hold grudges," Doctor Kelly whispered erotically into Doctor Animo's ear before advancing upon his unwilling lover.

"No, but I do," Doctor Animo groaned while cringing.

(Several romantically painful moments later)

"Where is my crab?" Doctor Animo demanded while attempting to ignore the throbbing of his violated anal region.

Doctor Kelly removed the handcuffs. Doctor Animo rubbed his aching wrists and slid off the bed.

"It's downstairs in the pool," Doctor Kelly said, gently stroking the golden dildo with a very satisfied expression on his face.

"I hate you even more than I hated you before," Doctor Animo snarled.

"I still love you," Doctor Kelly said innocently.

Doctor Animo stormed off to the elevator to locate his crab, intending to come back and perhaps exact a new revenge upon his second most hated enemy besides Ben Tennyson. He made his way to the pool area, but did not locate his crab. He looked to the left. He looked to the right.

'WHERE is my CRAB?" he shouted.

"Up your ass and around the corner!" responded a too familiar voice.

Doctor Animo winced. "Don't say that!"

Ben Tennyson appeared, as usual, to heroically intrude at the least opportune moment.

"Shut up, old man. Let's fight!" Ben yelled. He became Diamondhead and began to shoot shards at Doctor Animo.

"Stop, time out," Doctor Animo whined before diving behind the adjacent bar counter. Bottles fell everywhere. They smashed to the ground and released their precious expensive fluids. "I had a bad day!"

"Oh Aloysius," Doctor Kelly's voice called, sing-song. He appeared on the spiral stairwell. "We didn't get to finish our post-violation cuddle."

Doctor Animo screamed. Ben to burst into laughter.

"Rape isn't funny, Tennyson," Doctor Animo shouted.

"It is when it happens to dudes," Ben said. "At least that's what society and the internet tell me on a regular basis."

"Well it's not!" Doctor Animo screamed while clenching his fists.

Ben chortled. "I still think it is," he whispered to the fourth wall.

"Where in the sweet honey baked hell is my crab? I don't want to fight anymore. I just want to get out of here and collect my many disturbed thoughts," Doctor Animo said with much exasperation, a defeated look upon his grizzled visage.

"Well, too bad. You're going to jail Animo, because...wait, what did you do?" Ben came to a halt right before delivering a diamond hard punch to Doctor Animo's head.

"Mr. Hero, the crime was...He stole...my heart!" Doctor Kelly laughed. He hugged Doctor Animo from behind tightly, massaging his chest area.

"Oh, forget it! Just kill me, please," Doctor Animo begged. He placed a finger to his forehead. "Punch me in the head with your stupid alien crystal shards. Make it quick."

"I wish," said Ben. "But I think you got punished enough today."

Doctor Animo slipped out of Kelly's grasp. He collapsed to his knees and began sobbing profusely.

(End!)