A/N: This is a response to sparky002's "ThingThing challenge"

Pre-Story: A few things before Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!

Now, before I start things off, this is the info that will apply to this challenge response.

1. Weapons

(Both 154 (who I will name Zero, since some people in Japan are actually named Zero) and Naruto will each have and use one gun of each category, from Handgun to Other(s), along with a Melee Weapon)

. Zero's Loadout

Handgun(s): XM-435 Super Mag (If you've defeated Vahl Dreig a second time along with 75 kills in Thing-Thing 3, you'd already know what it's capable of), Hellshot-13 (Original weapon. A 13mm-chambered pistol in the vein of the Jackal from Hellsing. Gas-operated recoil action, 11-inch Stellite-lined barrel, six round magazine clips, two-fingered trigger. Chambered for an equally original round; 13mm Ultimate Handgun, or 13mm UH for short. Zero will get this weapon at a later point in the story, so don't expect to see it so early!)

SMG: Steyr TMP

Assault/Battle Rifle/Machine Gun/Etc.: Heckler & Koch HK21

Shotgun: Winchester M1887/1901 lever-action

Other(s): Hades Rifle (stolen off of Hades), RYNO II (I know that it is a Ratchet & Clank weapon. I just thought he'd kick some serious ass with it.)

Melee Weapon: Sword (the one you earn in Thing-Thing 4 when you get the 500 melee kills achievement)

. Naruto's Loadout

Handgun(s): Colt Delta Elite 2009 Model (While .45 ACP is bigger, 10mm Auto has more powder, thus it's stronger), Podbyrin 9.2mm (I had recently found out about this fictional Russian semi-auto from the cult classic Red Heat. It looks so cool, that I had to!)

SMG: FN P90 PDW (It's easy to field strip, has a cool bullpup design, and uses the proprietary 5.7x28mm cartridge. Low-recoil, high-rate of fire.)

Assault/Battle Rifle/Machine Gun/Etc.: S&T Daewoo K11 (Naruto could really cause some damage with it)

Shotgun: Benelli M4 Super 90

Other(s): M202A1 FLASH (Who wouldn't want to see him use the 4-shot incendiary rocket launcher), Mini-Vulcan (Yes, it's the one from Thing-Thing Arena 2), Taurus Judge Public Defender Polymer (What could be just as cool as a combo revolver that can use .410 shotshells?)

Melee Weapon: Sword (the same as Zero)

2. Characters to be bashed

The following is a list of characters that I will bash in this story

. Kakashi Hatake (He's a hypocrite who plays favorites with Sasuke, and reads an adult novel.)

. Sasuke Uchiha (He's prideful of his Uchiha lineage, egotistical, mentally unstable, and in serious need of a lesson in humility. It doesn't help that the civilian council spoiled him rotten with lies about his so-called greatness.)

. Sakura Haruno (If you don't like her being bashed, forget about reading this story! She deserves to be bashed for being an arrogant fangirl anyways!)

. Konoha Civilian Council and Elders (Nothing but a bunch of greedy, power-hungry jerks!)

. Ebisu (He's also one of the ignorant ones, and is a closet pervert through and through. Plus, he thinks that training Konohamaru would give the little guy a shortcut to becoming Hokage. He doesn't even know how being a jonin sensei works, the moron!)

3. Pairings

Naruto and Hinata (As overused as that pairing is, I'm going with it)

Zero and Anko Mitarashi (It's obvious that she'd have the hots for anyone that could ruthlessly kill people with deadly efficiency like she can!)

4. Other

There is a chance that I may put in a scenario in which 153 goes to the Naruto world in search of 154, for one last attempt in getting revenge on 154 for his previous defeats. Oh, and I might have Naruto give Hinata a gun as a gift, or at least a scenario where TenTen gets interested in the guns. Then again, some characters would see the guns as a cowardly way to fight people, since they basically fire projectiles from long distances.

EDIT (8/17/13): Erased the part that said that Chapter 1 would be up soon, since it's already up

EDIT (10/9/13): Decided to change Naruto's handgun to a 2009 Colt Delta Elite, since pistols using the 10mm Auto round are more powerful than those using the tried and true .45 ACP rounds. I originally considered the Bren Ten or the Beretta 93R, but went for the Delta Elite instead.

EDIT (10/13/13): I changed section 1's terms

EDIT (12/13/13): Fixing some spacing

EDIT (1/30/14): Decided to give Naruto a second handgun for his loadout

EDIT (2/9/14): Correction, it's MG3, not 4.

EDIT (3/3/14): Decided to change out the China Lake Grenade Launcher for the M202A1 FLASH.

EDIT (3/17/14): Happy St. Patty's Day! Oh, and I decided the change the M249 to a K11. Plus, I corrected a misspelling, too!

EDIT (5/3/14): I decided to add a powerful back-up to Zero's XM-435 SuperMag, should the super-pistol's explosive rounds don't deal enough damage.

EDIT (6/6/14): I decided to move the Taurus Judge to the Other weapons section of Naruto's loadout. In its place now stands one of the most awesome fictional firearms ever, the Russian Podbyrin 9.2mm!