Wrote this FOREVER ago on DA, and decided to fix it up and put it on here.

Saturday Night At The Brotherhood House

"Ooooo," came a long moan from the bathroom.

Pietro's eyes shot open as he heard this. Another moan came again and his mind began to race with the most horrible conclusion; that was a female voice and there was only one female there at the moment. Tabitha was god knows where, though her last postcard put her somewhere near the Mexican border and Mystique was gone for the week... or whenever. So the only logical conclusion, was Wanda.

"Ooo, a little harder," came another moan and gasp.

Pietro's face blanched, he began to panic. He rushed out of his room and flew into Lance, who was currently staring at the door, eyes wide in disturbance. Pietro looked at him and then to the door, fully shut but not muffling the sound with its paper thin walls.

"Oh thats perfect, Oh.... a little slower this time," came Wanda's moaning again, and when another familiar voice chimed in, Pietro's jaw dropped.

"How's that?" came Todd's voice in question from behind the door.

"Oh yes, right there," said Wanda in a small giggle.

"Okay, let me try something," said Todd, you could hear an odd noise from behind it, a crack perhaps.

"Oh yes, Ooooo," came another this time with a little gasp.

Pietro and Lance gaped at the crappy wooden door as more noises were heard, including one that sounded like scraping of wood and the towel door bang. More groans came, Pietro was panicking, trying to figure out what on earth could he do to prevent this unholiness, and then he heard Wanda suggest switching, and he lost it.

"ALL RIGHT!! STOP THIS!!" yelled Pietro his hand over his eyes as he slammed open the door.

"PIETRO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!??" came Wanda's voice in rage.

Lance was laughing and he could hear a foot tapping loudly. Wanda's powers began to surge and he finally uncovered his eyes. Wanda was wearing a long night nightgown and some slippers. Todd was wearing a white shirt, green shorts, and some grey socks. Both of them where fully clothed and not looking to happy.

"Yo, what's the big deal?" asked Todd, his eyes narrowed.

"Uh... well... What are you two doing up so later?" asked Pietro accusingly.

"I was feeling stressed and went to get something to drink and Toad was up. He offered to give me a back massage and I wasn't that tired so I agreed. Is that a problem, Pietro?" Wanda said as a few things where lifting behind her, eyes still narrowed.

"Maybe if you would keep the moaning down we could sleep," said Pietro nervously, though his angry voice was a pretty good act.

"Excuse me, but at least we don't have a bathroom run with slamming doors every night, yo, said Todd.

"What? I do not. At least I don't make disturbing sounds at four in the morning, right Lance?" asked Pietro smugly.

"Huh?" said Lance as he zipped up his fly and went to wash his hands.

"You just had to go the the bathroom?" asked Pietro eyes narrowed and flat expression frown..

"Yeah. What? They didn't bother me, I knew they where in there. I was up with them earlier, the only reason I was in shock was how long they could stay up," said Lance heading back to his room with a yawn.

"Pietro," said Wanda calmly.

"Yes?" asked Pietro nervously.

"GET OUT!!!" they both yelled.

Pietro zipped into his room and slammed the door. He lay in bed listening to their muffled chatter and then with what sounded like a cackle.. the noises started again. However, different.. They were making noises in spite of him.. needless to say, Pietro wasn't going to have a very good sleep.

~The End~