A/N Yeah, my favorite story by far. It is hilarious and funny. Though I don't know if it is possible... Oh well!

"I don't know Artemis, its not that I don't like men" Artemis rolled her eyes at me, "its just that after a couple of years they become unfaithful, they almost seem to get bored!"

She sighed and said," They all do, Queen Hera, I realized that when I was born, after all I was born from one of Lord Zues', ummm, unfaithful periods of time." She looked at me cautiously, as if I might explode in anger.

"It's all right dear, you're my favorite step-child," I patted her cheek," Especially after that horrid Hercules, so full of himself, and at such an early age too. I remember as a little boy he pushed around everyone else."

"Strange, Apollo is just like that." Artemis laughed.

"I suppose you are right," I said laughing with her, "But he's full god so I can't touch him."

Suddenly Artemis' face lit up," Queen Hera, what usually turns children into step-children?"

I smiled a devious smile, "You are genius!"

"Hello, Fates," I said walking up to the three old ladies at the fruit stand, "I have a favor to ask."

They looked up from their socks and said with one voice, "We know why you are here."

"Will you grant me my wish?" I asked hopefully.

"For price." They said with the creepy voice.

"What do you want?" I asked fearing that I would have to do something terrible.

They looked at each other nodding then said, " Air conditioning."

I looked at them stunned then smiled, "Done."

Suddenly they were standing in the middle of a mall with the best air conditioning in the world.

"Hello, Zues!" I walked in as happy as could be.

"Hello, you're in a good mood I see." He looked at me pleasantly surprised.

"And for good reason too." I handed him a piece of paper.

"What is this?" He asked genuinely confused.

"Documents of Divorce!" I squealed.

"But.. But.. You can't do that! You are the goddess of marriage!" He was outraged.

"And divorce, the Fates made me." I smiled.

"What? How?"

"I gave them air-conditioning" I shrugged nonchalantly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He yelled.

With Percy and Annabeth

"Divorce rates are up 83%." The news man said.

"Wow Hera must be really mad." Percy said.

"Good." Annabeth said looking up.

Meanwhile…

Maniacal laughter rang through Mt. Olympus, everyone looked at the hill where a crazed Hera was staring at the world.