A/N: "me"
"Tamaki Suoh"
"Kyoya Ootori"
out of quotes
"Hikaru Hitachiin"
"Kaoru Hitachiin"
"Honey"
"Mori"
"Naruto"
"Sasuke Uchiha"
"Lelouch Lamperouge"
"Edward Elric"
"Winry Rockbell"
ohshc cast
(fourth wall break)
"clone"
"ok now where is a good place to practice my cloning jutsu, (hmm oh hi everybody didn't see you there thanks for checking out my story.) huh what's that, music, room, #3 hmm, show me your secrets!" a large red phoenix flies to the room and dissipates as the same phoenix appears in my left eye and I see 7 human silhouettes "damn, wait I know, transform! now that I'm a spider I can sneak in there and see what they're doing, wait what the hell. oh crap!" I say as my transformation jutsu cuts off "who are you?" "no one of your concern." "I'll ask again, who are you?" "Zachary." "okay-" "last name please." "why?" "research" "on what?" "you" you aren't going to find anything on the internet on me. fool" why not" "all records of my existence have been erased" "that's strange" "what" "it says you are in the military and a major" "but-" "your commanding officer's name is colonel roy mustang." "how-" "you have a fake arm and leg." "what how-" "and you are a 14 year old alchemist code name the carbon alchemist" "you can't know that it is impossible" clap! lightning flashes crash "what!?" "do you know what alchemy is?" "no" "it's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. i can make just about anything out of anything" "what!" "I can make the carbon in your body week as hell so I can punch clean through you" clap!(lightning) smash! "that was a-" "30000 yen($298.15) table "shit" "now you will have to work for the host club, as an errand boy " "F### THAT!" "language!"
(it has been 1 and a half hours. Kill me please! Wait! I got it) "Clone Technique! they will not be able to tell the difference. OK bring this cosplay armor to music room #3" "yes sir" "I'm a genius" (how could Kyoya know all that stuff about me?)
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