We know this is corny, but everything was sad, so we decided to make this stupid and funny. sorry if u dont like it, you'll live.
Marissa- skinny alcoholic chick everyone falls in 3 with.
Ryan - hottie with a body from Chino
Summer- Marissa's BFF dates Seth, shopoholic
Seth - hottest nerd, in the history of nerds
Oliver: crazy hott guy. longs for Marissa
Luke: hott surfer dude, shaves his chest.captain ofthewaterpoloteam.
Setting: The Beach
Oliver crawls out of the water, scaring the fab five. Clothes torn, a sea urchin stuck to his toe, and is full of seaweed. It seems that he was in a rehab center in Hawaii, and swam back to her, here in the O.C.
SETH: hey whats that? Coming out of the water?
SUMMER: OMG Jaws!
(Everyone stares at her)
MARISSA: Sum, it was just a movie
(Summer embarrassed)
SETH: No, wait, but that looks like someONE.
RYAN: OMG
MARISSA: OMG SUMMER: OMG? Isn't that--
LUKE: OLIVER! WTF. I thought he was in Hawaii.
OLIVER: hey gang.
(Everyone looks at each other)
RYAN: Oliver, man, how did u get here?
OLIVER: I swam (pulls seaweed out of his ear, and gets sea urchin off his toe)
SUMMER: Ew!
SETH: Yeah, we see that, dude. But what are you doing here?
OLIVER: I wanted to see Marissa. I've missed her terribly. I cannot live without her. I've tried hanging myself, but those stupid bastards cut me down. I've tried everything. Overdoes, guns, pills, hangning. I even paid an inmate to stab me, but it wasn't deep enough, so they stiched it back up…. The guy who did it got the chair.
RYAN: (Pulls out cell) We need to get u back there.
OLIVER: NO! (grabs Marissa's arm) I'm taking her back with me.
(Oliver jumps into the water, with Marissa, and swims back)
RYAN: (gets on his knees and cries) MARISSAAAAAAAA!
End scene.