Ch. 1- Goats in the Host Club= Angry Kyoya!

Third person POV

After the promise the Gods made to Percy Jackson on claiming their children, more and more half-bloods were popping up all over America and even in other countries. Cabins to minor Gods and Hades were being built and when seven powerful demigods popped up in the middle of Japan only one goat- I mean man- was right for this job; you guessed it- Grover!

Percy POV

I had a weird dream, a seriously weird one, even for half-bloods. I was in a beautiful building with amazing architecture- all this time with Annabeth was really starting to rub off- and in front of me was a pair of doors leading to, music room three? Anyway, they opened and I was greeted with swirling rose petals- eww! Suddenly, several good looking guys in a kind of posh school uniform all opened their mouths and chanted, "Welcome to Ouran High School Host Club!"

WTF! What is a host club? Who cares, not me; but I'm pretty sure some Aphrodite kids would know. I snuggled back into my ocean blue duvet trying to fall asleep, after several dozen minutes of moving about trying to get comfortable I finally dozed of- only to find that same dream. Apart from, it wasn't me going to the host club- it was Grover…

Grover POV

I was nervous, I mean, who wouldn't be, pretending to be some rich Japanese aristocrat but at least it was only for a day- and even then I would have the mist. Wondering down the panelled corridor I asked a few girls where the Host Club was, for the members were my demigods, and I was pointed the right way after a lot of giggling and blushing and the girls falling into dream like trances. Weird right? Opening the doors to the infamous host club I was met with delicious looking petals and a bunch of guys looking stupid. Who wouldn't, posing like that? My entry put them into various states of confusion. Well, I am about to completely change their lives so I suppose it is fair.

Third Person POV

Hikaru stepped out of the Host Club welcome formation and stared at Tamaki.

"Hey, boss, don't we start hosting after another half an hour, right?"

"Hikaru," Kaoru whispered, "That guy needs to put on some trousers, and shave his legs."

Grover glanced down, puzzled. He thought he had put on the school's stiff black trousers but then remembered guiltily eating them as his stomach didn't do sushi.

Tamaki, yelping said, "Cover your eyes, Haruhi!"

"Sempai, you don't have to yell."

"But, but daddy must do everything in his power to help his little girl."

(Cue puzzled look from Grover.)

"Tamaki, I am not your little girl."

"Mommy, our child is being mean to me!" he wailed to a disdainful Kyoya.

"Be quiet Tamaki," Kyoya snapped, "I am trying to think where I've seen that new boy, Grover, before."

The twins stared at him and said in unison: "How do you know his name, he got here, like, today. Talk about creepy."

Kyoya pushed his glasses up his nose, a simple move which was executed with surprising grace. "Ah, I remember, now, Mr Underwood, (Grover flinched at being addressed), if you would be so kind as to leave Japan immediately, it would be in the best interests of everyone. We don't want a satyr to frighten of the customers. If you disagree, I will have no other option to call in my police force- which is trained against creatures such as you."

Grover was stunned. "How do you know?"

"Oh, Kyo-chan knows everything goat man." Said Hunny

"Yes, it appears I do. Also, don't try any tricks, Mori and I can see through the mist. And yes us and Hunny know about half-bloods and the Gods." Kyoya said, looking like he does when Tamaki tries to wake him up- very scary.

Grover was left with no choice; he pulled out his pipes and played a sleepy tune, (Zelda's lullaby, lawl!) The hosts felt their lids getting heavier and heavier and even though they tried to fight it and soon everyone's eyes closed then everything faded to black…