This takes place in an alternate universe before Heavenly host, in which Seiko is trying to become a Minecraft Youtuber and also is in a relationship with Naomi and also there are some original characters that will be unveiled at a later date, Ssssshhhh ;)

Chapter 1: Life without subscribers isn't life at all

"Seiko, you suck. Please log off the internet and then log out of life."

As Seiko read this comment on her latest Minecraft Let's Play video, she felt her crippling depression which she usually hid so well rise up to the surface.

Warm tears flowed down her face, much like a miniature river, when she read another comment that said:

"women shouldn't be alowd to pley video games. Get back to kitchen."

and yet another that said:

"Kill you're self or I'll kill you're self for u"

Seiko was considering hanging herself in the school bathroom the next day when her lover, Naomi, entered the room. Naomi was a total cutie with short hair and stuff who was also secretly gay, but that didn't stop all the boys from going totally crazy over her.

Naomi said, "Hey girl! Did you see the last episode of Onii-chan adventure 6: Uncensored Edition?

Seiko replied curtly, "You know I don't mess with that hentai crap anymore, Naomi. I'm a hardcore Minecraft Youtuber now.

Naomi said, "oh, right, I forgot. How many subscribers are you at?"

Seiko looked down for a moment, feeling the tears well up again. "Five, now that my mom unsubscribed."

Naomi came over to the bed where Seiko was sitting and plopped her child-bearing-hips onto Seiko's Misaka Mikoto bodypillow. "That sucks, dudette. Anyway, in the latest episode, Kaito-kun totally hooks up with Memushite-san and-"

Seiko was not in the mood for such lollygagging, "I told you Naomi, I don't have time for little girls being raped by tentacles anymore. Go away!"

Naomi looked shocked, "Well fine, if you wanted to break up, you could have just said so!" Naomi ran out of the room crying.

"Naomi, wait!" Seiko and Naomi had never fought before, how could this have happened?

"It's all my fault!" wailed Seiko.

O man! That sure was intense! Wow! Woah!

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Tell me if you want to see more chapters, I can't wait to tell the rest of the story!