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NP

can I just say that public pad sounds really wrong cause I'm a girl and stuff )

ha you mean vaginas

thats funny

totally man

it just sounds really gross yo

eww there are "Pad options"

LETS WRITE A FANFICTION

Dora was shot in her stupid mexican face by the drug king pins because she was late with her drug payments.

As dora fell she carresed boot's boots "Im sorry i made you fist me boots, I will always love you" she died. Boots felt RAGE coursing through his entire body, he vowed to get revenge. As the drug lord raised the pistol and fired boots twisted through the air diving under the bullet. "I WILL DESTROY YOU" boots ran at the tall man's pelvis and headbutted it shattering the bone. He grabbed his muscular legs and riped them off using them to beat the man's dead-ish face. "Who is your boss? tell me or I will fart sparkles in your mouth" terrified the man responded "his name is Leonardo Davinchie" then he died. Boots then injected three whole lines of the crystal weed up his ass and died of a drug overdose. Thus our story ends.

we should write one about dora in the big city ;)

Dora got hit by a taxicab because she's a stupid hoe and walked into traffic.

Dora woke up. what the freakie deaks? she thought why was I a gardning tool in that dream? She then realized that it was because she's not actually a gardening tool, but infact a tool used in the removal of weeds throughout agriculture. what a hoe ha. oh no I just revealed the fact that there is indeed a narrator in this and they're breaking the forth wall. aucctually we already broke the fourth wall narrator number 2 said "we are breaking the 5th wall right now"

just then the narrators were fined for vandilism by the existential being that regulates that sort of thing, because they broke the fourth wall.

'I'm really hungry' Dora thought whilst also thinking about all of the dirty doctor who phineas and ferb crossover fanfics she was about to read.

After dora's bath with boots the monkey she logged into .io/strobe and procedded to stare at the screen for 7800 hours.

That's not even origanal loser

After the narroatores were done aruging dora went into her mothers bedroom "Mom can I go exploring now?" Dora's mom already knew that Dora was aucctually going to work at the strip club but since she made money for the poor mexican fa-mily it was okay.

we need to publish this

shh stop breaking the sixth wal

Then she got gangshanked because some racist white people thought she was to mexican and died