Owen and Noah versus the music videos
Video 1: "Grenade" by Bruno Mars
A knock on Noah's door. He opens the door to greet a smiling Owen.
"Hey Noah, wassup?"
"Not much, man. Just watching some music videos on Youtube. Wanna check see some?"
"Sure!" Owen follows Noah towards the computer. A music video has been fully loaded...
Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live
Oh take take take it all but you never give
Should have know, you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?
Noah: How did he know her eyes were wide open?
Owen: Well, cuz she was hot, ya know? You only close your eyes when kissing ugly chicks.
Noah: Wait what?
Owen: See, if she's hot, you keep your eyes open to keep on looking at her. But if she's ugly, you close them to pretend you're kissing a hot chick.
Noah: So everytime you made out with Izzy, you were pretending she was someone else?
Owen: Touche, Noah. Touche.
I'd catch a grenade for ya!
Throw my hand on a blade for ya!
I'd take a bullet in my brain for ya!
You know I'd do anything for ya!
Owen: Bruno Mars, ladies and gentleman- great singer, awful piano mover.
Noah- I predict Bruno Mars Piano Moving Company is gonna declare bankrutpcy by the end of the month.
Owen- That's how bad the economy's gotten-Music starts have to get second jobs as piano movers just to make ends meet!
Blakc black black and blue beat me till I'm numb
Tell the devil I said when you get back to where you from
Bad woman, mad woman that's just what ya are
Yeah you'll smile in my face then rip the breaks off my car
Noah: Welcome to Fresno, California.
Owen: How'd you know it's Fresno?
Noah: Those Bulldogs guys. Fresno sucks, man.
Owen: Jesus, the hell man? What did Fresno ever do to you?
Noah: Ex girlfriend lives there.
Owen: Oh, that explains everything. Hey, what if these guys are Latin Kings, or Aryan Nation or something?
Noah: You know a lot about gangs.
Owen: I watch too much History Chanel.
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain!
Yes I would die for you baby
But you won't do the same!
Owen: Ah man, he spent all that time lugging a piano across Fresno, only to find the chick he was delivering it to with some dude!
Noah: Yeah, it's like he spent all that effort doing something she never would have agreed to anyway, and when he found out she had someone else, he's dissapointed in her. Class act.
Owen: I know. OK, lemme be serious here. She's obviously a bitch, he's a nice enough guy, he should totally dump her ass and get himself a boyfriend.
Noah: I think he's straight.
Owen: You just won't let me have hope, would you?
Noah: Oh my God. Another video where the artist dies at the end. Shocker...not!
Owen: Poor Bruno Mars. Died by way of train.
Noah: (chuckles, imitating Bruno Mars) "Fuck you, girl! I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park!"
"Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal." Owen bursts out laughing. "Fear is how I roll, confusing what is real."
"You the man, dog!" Noah gives Owen a high five.
"Put another video on, man." Owen watches as Noah opens another video...