This is gonna be pretty OOC. Just warning you. But it's also going to be pretty funny too, so…yeah. I got this idea from Skylark Evanson's story 'Car Arguments', which you should really check out if you're a Gwevin Ben Ten Fan. It's in my favorites, and she's in my favorite author's, so go check it out!

Disclaimer: Look at the Disclaimer. Do you really think I would need one if I owned the show? I don't own HoA.

"Twilight."

"Harry Potter!"

"Twilight."

"Harry Potter!"

"Twilight!"

"Harry Potter!"

"Twilight!"

Nina crossed her arms. "Harry Potter. End of discussion." She smirked at them and Mara and her exchanged looks as the two across from them glared.

"No! Twilight!" Joy and Amber glared at the Potter fans, their eyes narrowed.

"Hey," Mick waltzed into the common room, an apple in hand. He had only walked about ten feet before he noticed their glaring match. He slowly walked backwards, trying to get away.

"Hey Mick! Can you please tell them that Twilight is better than Harry Potter?" Amber glanced over at him and smiled sweetly before going back to glare at Mara and Nina.

Mick blinked at the blonde. He'd been in many arguments, seen many fights…but this was not the kind of one.

"Umm…" Mick slowly inched towards the exit. "Let me think…"

"See! If he has to think about it, Harry Potter is clearly better." Mara crossed her arms and smiled lightly.

"I think you mean Harry Pooter." Joy snickered and high-fived Amber, only making Nina and Mara glare even more.

Suddenly, Nina smiled. "Okay, then. HP is better than Twidorks." Nina and Mara laughed at the looks on the Twilight's fans' faces.

Amber narrowed her eyes and frowned. "Twilight."

That only started the argument again.

"Hey, Mick, girls-" Fabian walked into the room, but cut off what he was saying when he saw how angry the girls looked. "Um, Mick? What's going on?"

Mick shook his head. "I think they're fighting over Twilight and Harry Potter…I couldn't really tell you."

Fabian nodded thoughtfully, and the boys watched the girls bicker back and forth before the girls realized Fabian was there.

"Fabian!" Amber squealed, then suddenly she was serious. "Which is better? Twilight or Harry Pooter?"

"You mean Twidorks and Harry Potter," Mara corrected, and Amber glared.

Fabian gulped. He knew Twilight enough to know it was a romantic novel, and he read Harry Potter to know that was not. It was an easy choice for him, so he stupidly said, "Harry Potter."

The Twilight fans widened their eyes while Nina and Mara grinned. "Yes!" Nina smiled. "Thanks, Fabian."

Fabian smiled back, but stopped when he realized Mick was glaring at him.

"Really, Fabian? You choose Harry Potter?"

"What else should I choose? Some sappy romance novel? No thanks," Fabian argued. "Why? Would you have chosen Twilight?"

Mick spluttered. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have chosen Harry Potter! I mean really!"

Fabian glared at Mick and said one word very un-Fabian like. "Twidork."

"Harry Pooter!"

This made the boys start an argument while the girls continued theirs. Suddenly Jerome waltzed into the room and said something that made them all whip their heads toward him.

"Narnia." And the fight started all over again.

Lol. XP Review!

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