I .hack fiction, and what can happen at poking fun of a great series. So here's the story. All are favorites AI's have somehow entered the real world (of course with human bodies, the masses would panic if the saw a ten foot tall Skeith floating by). How do the AI's handle their new found freedom, mischief to come of course. Takes place…hows about after the GU series. So who to start with….How's about everyone favorites Scythe crazy Skeith.
Chapter 1: Skeith
He wasn't sure how it happened and at the moment, didn't care how. He was their in the real world, able to see what it's like to be human. He looked at a conveniently placed mirror. He saw a boy of about sixteen. Certain features were recognizable like the pointy fingers and his gray hair seemed to part a little as if to mimic his horns. His eyes were a reddish brown. Stepping out of confusion, he decided to try out being human.
The town was much bigger then Mac-Anu and stupid ads were everywhere, it amazed him that the world didn't lag with all the clutter. He stepped into a store filled with what humans called books. They seemed to be translated files that one had to download threw the eyes, but it takes so long and most books were filled with meaningless dribble of Aura knows what. He slowly walked into a manga department and noticed that these books were different, they had pictures of violence. He took the time to download a book he picked at random that carried the file name Trinity Blood.
For about two hour Skeith was at it, downloading the endless manga that covered the stand. When he was done he relived he had an empty sensation in his stomach that annoyed him. Realizing this is hunger, he decided to leave the stand to peruse what his brain tells him is "Food." He discovered a stand that gave off a distinct smell that made him crazy. He entered the shop and asked for whatever.
Satisfied he decided to walk off, but a human stopped him and said he needed to pay. He, the terror of death, needed to pay for food. Why they should pay him for dining. Did he not save the world from Cubia and AIDA? He gets no recognition. All people see is Haseo. Well, devoid of Gold he could not pay and was force to spend the rest of the day at a restriction zone for hackers as he saw it. Upon being let go he decided to wander a strange alleyway. A gang of lower players that seemed to belong to kestrel littered the way and approached him, demand "money" whatever that is? Without a scythe he had no means to protect himself. Noticing an iron pipe he picked it up and readied his familiar stance.
One by one they fell before the battle hardened warrior. Even their leader begged for mercy, an insult to the terror of death. Skeith demanded one thing, that they leave Kestrel and join his new guild, Terrors! They all seemed confused and agreed. Skeith was no a king among them, his own man, and soon will assert himself as the true bad ass. Life is sweet.
After obtaining a true scythe from a store that sold flowers and large forks he found himself at the familiar alleyway. Portal between the worlds still opened he decided to leave it. The world didn't need him, and until then he will live his new found life.
On his way back to his home, or the filthy alleyway, he bumped into Ryou Misaki, feeling somewhat nostalgic; he dismissed it and went off. Ready to become the terror of Japan, life is sweet.